Kingdom Hearts - Deleted scenes

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SCENE ONE: Game intro

Sora: I`ve been having these... wet thoughts lately. Like... is Kairi`s boops real... or not?

:: Britney spears music begins playing (oops i did it again)::

Director: CUT CUT!! What the hell?! And what the fuck happened to Sora`s scripts, Johny?!

Johny: Hey! Thats not his scripts!! Where the hell did he find my diary?!?

Riku: *grabs Britney Spears CD* You THIEFS!! *runs away crying*

Director: Who has the blame for all this?!?!

Sora: Sorry man, It was just laying there, and I was bored.....ehh...

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SCENE TWO: Awakning

After dreaming all those weird stuffs, Sora woke up on the beach of the island. After he woke up, he saw Kairi in a surprise.

Sora: Fuck, Kairi!!

Kairi giggles.

Sora: Gimme a break Kairi! Ur uglyness almost scared me to death!

Kairi: Sora, you lazy bastard. I knew I would find you snoring down here.

Sora: No! This huge black naked thing, it swallowed me up! I couldnt breath, I couldnt move, I couldnt - NOOOO!! NOT THAT! (Kairi hits Sora with a big log).

Kairi: Are you still dreaming?

Sora lies there, unconscious... and time passes...

Kairi: Hello??? UR LINE!

Sora still lies there, unconscious....

Director: CUT!! Kairi, what did I say about controlling your rage? He was supposed to FIND the log, not being HIT!!!

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SCENE THREE: Sunset

Sora: So, Kairi`s home is out there somewhere, right?

Riku: Could be. We will never know by staying in this fucked up island...

Sora: But how far could a log take us?

Riku: Who knows, if it doesnt work, then hell with it...

Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?

Riku: Hehehehe *giggles* I would...uhm.. fuck cute school chicks, and... mm... rob banks, get rich and work at a hairdresser shop........ ahhh yeah.....I have always dreamed about that...and... I have always wondered why we ended up on this fucking island. We could just as easily ended up another place.. right?

Sora: (layes down on a branch) Riku, how the fuck could I know... Riku: That's why we need to get the hell outta here and find out. Sitting here wont change a shit. So lets go.

Kairi: You've been thinking a lot lately, haven't you? Riku: Thanks to you. If you hadn't come here, I probably would've never thought of any of this. Kairi, thanks.

Kairi: Ewwww... why the hell do you thank me?? *throws Sora at Riku* (?)

Director: Kairi!? I sayd CONTROL YOUR RAGE!!!