"Yummy!" America said. England was dressed up as a giant hamburger. "This is embarrassing!" England protested. "I disagree. You look positively scrumptious. I might just have to take a bite!" America said. (England failed to realize America dressed up as a scone.)
What happens next is up to you! This was just a plot bunny that bit me while I listened to "Sweet Dreams are made of this"!