Disclaimer: I do not own FRIENDS or SmellyCat.
This is just a jokey thing, I thought about how SmellyCat would deal with his new found fame – this is an interview, but someone is just playing Phoebe's song – stupid Cat!!!
Nothing to do with my other SmellyCat fic :P
Enjoy, Beth xx
Interview with a (Smelly)Cat!
Q - Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?
A - Fish flakes in Jelly – why?
Q - Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault!
A – What are you talking about, I love cat food.
Q - That they won't take you to the vet...
A – Sure they do – I had my jabs last week – there was some purple yarn and -
Q - You're obviously not their favourite pet...
A – I'm their only pet...
Q - But Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault,
A – I have a 'world's best cat' food bowl!
Q - You might not smell like –
That's it, I'm leaving this stupid interview, jeez, I only wanted some extra publicity, but this is ridiculous.
Now, I'm going to go roll in a dumpster, so leave me in peace – OKAY!
(mutters)
some people, grr, I hate that Buffet girl for singing that stupid song, grr... I'll get her back one day, grr.
(Smelly Cat: Written by Phoebe Buffet, from the hit TV show FRIENDS.)
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