I thought this up while i was mowing the yard. Then i posted it on another board, and they thought it was funny, so here it is.
Konoha
News Report:
Ino: Hello, and welcome to today's Konoha news
report. We start today with arrests. Jiraiya and Naruto were arrested
for peeking at the new spa. When asked why, Jiraiya replied "Why
were the walls made of 3-inch Plexiglas?" Rock Lee was arrested for
drinking again. When we asked the officer how they knew, he replied
"Besides the fact he was using the drunken fist style?" Now to
you Sakura.
Sakura: Thank you Ino. Today, Sasuke returned. When
asked why, he replied "Orochimaru was gay. And his room was next
to mine." And that's all for today's Konoha news report. And
welcome back Sasuke.
Ino: That's my line!
Sakura: So
what?
Ino punches Sakura
Ino: That's what.
Sakura
punches back, and they start fighting. Naruto walks in.
Naruto:
Hey Sakura, they just let me out. Hey, what's going on? Hey cool,
am i on TV?