A/N This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it! This is the 30 Ways to Piss Uchiha Sasuke .

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.

1. Redecorate Sasuke's room into pink.

2. Tell Sasuke you killed Itachi.

3. Ask Sasuke why Itachi didn't kill him. Whatever he says next just answer him 'why?' over and over again.

4. Paint Sasuke's nails purple and tell him that he turned into an Akatsuki member overnight.

5. Throw a series of punches at him and tell him that you were checking his reflexes.

6. Whenever Sasuke asks you something, answer him back after every 15(or longer) minutes.

7. Punch Sasuke in the face and tell him that your muscle tore causing you to stick you to stick out your hand quickly in 'pain'.

8. Ask him how much does he wants for a night together in a motel. *Sniggers*

9. Answer Sasuke in every language he doesn't know when he asks a question.

10. Ask him how the kiss with Naruto was.

11. Give Sasuke a gay porn book and ask him if he likes it.

12. Set his alarm clock at the wrong time.

13. Ask Sasuke how is his feelings for Naruto.

14. Take credit for whatever Sasuke does.

15. Sell whatever he owns on e-bay.

16. Trip him on purposely and tell him it was Naruto's doing.

17. Dress as Sakura and stalk him everywhere he goes.

18. Tell Sasuke that Orochimaru wants him in his room with only his underwear.

19. Ask Sasuke if you can use his head for a toilet paper brand.

20. Kick him in the ass and say it was for yesterday.

21. Start whispering and pointing at him with a friend.

22. Look at Sasuke and ask him did his grandmother dress him up.

23. Blame Sasuke for every single bad thing happen to you.

24. Tell Sasuke that you have finally found out who is his girlfriend. When he declines you, you say," Yeah…right" in a 'I don't believe the shit you're saying' tone.

25. Push him aside for no absolute reason.

26. Punch him in the face and shout," MOSQUITO!"

27. Say," Silence! I kill you!" (In a high pitch voice. Got this from Achmed the dead terrorist.) When Sasuke talk to you.

28. Look at Sasuke dumbly and when Sasuke asks you what you are looking at, tell him," Nah… it's nothing… you just look like my mum… beautiful and kind…"

29. Look at Sasuke's lower region and shout," It's a big one!"

30. And finally tell him that after many observations… you have concluded that he is… GAY!

A/N Well I hope you like it! R/R or else... XD