Flight Of The Doctor

"Listen you lot, you're all whizzing about - it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I AM TALKING!"

The Romans watched in amazement as every object in the sky suddenly stilled at the Doctor's command, and their spot-lights all focused on the insane man standing on the rock.

"The question of the hour is: who's got the Pandorica?" the Doctor continued, speaking in to the communicator in his hand. "Answer: I do. Next question: who's coming to take it from me?" He held his arms out in expectation, looking at the hundreds of ships focused on him. "Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh and something else," he added, running a hand through his hair, "I don't have anything. To. Lose. So if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way."

The Doctor raised a hand and pointed up in to the sky as his voice took on a slightly intimidating tone. "Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then - AND THEN ... do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first."

Everyone watched in awe as, after a moment, every last space ship in the sky turned and flew away, leaving Stone Henge in darkness once again.

The Doctor slowly spun around in a circle, his arms in the air, as he turned back to face Rory and the Romans, a big smile on his face.

"WHO'S DA BOOM KING?"

A/N: Because I honestly thought the Doctor was going to say it at that moment, and really, he should have! Reference is from Flight of the Conchords song "Boom King". I don't own it, and Doctor Who belongs to the BBC. Thanks for reading!