Baby sitter voldemort
This is a parody for those who don't know.
Chapter 1:
"are you sure?" said Emily
"yeah, it won't be bad, he's your father and he hasn't seen his grandchildren for ages", said Liam ,Emily's husband.
"brother is also bringing his kids as well as he's coming with us on the mission, his twins, Jayden and Jordan are quite the pranker's but his youngest daughter, Sophia, is sweet", said Emily.
" I wonder how father-in-law will cope with 8 kids to look after", said Liam.
"yeah but he's voldemort he's one of the greatest wizards of his time how bad could it be?",said Emily.
"come on let's go",said Liam and with that he disapperated with his wife and their 3 kids to death eater HQ. They had 2 boys and 1 girl, the oldest was called Louis, the second eldest was called Hades and the youngest a girl was called Jasmine. They went in the mansion where voldemort greeted them. "Hey dad, thanks for doing this i have made a list of rules in the bag here there are nappies clothes food and toys, that should cover for the week and if you need anything just owl us okay?" said Emily handing over the bag full of stuff for her kids to voldemort. "Hey sis!" said Edward, Emily's brother.
"Hey brother! Have you dropped of your kids?" said Emily.
"yep! two whole weeks without changing nappies, I think dad will be okay", said Edward.
"bye guys", said Emily to her kids.
"are you sure you'll be ok?" said Edward walking away from the house with Emily and Liam.
"I'll be ok, how hard are 8 kids", said voldemort closing the door.
He soon regretted what he said, he really did.
"scramble!" shouted Jordan, with that all the kids ran around the mansions disturbing the death eaters. A half an hour later they were all in a room surrounded by death eaters. " Do not annoy my death eaters they need to be concentrating, play somewhere else and do not prank anyone, or the consequences will be severe", said voldemort sternly to his 8 grandchildren. They were sent out of the room to play in the garden. "I am not being told what to do by an old bald noseless twat let's make this week interesting. Here's what we should do:
Put spiders in everyone's room except ours.
Put harry potter and Dumbledore pictures around grandad's room
Dye bellatrix's hair bright pink and each day ,die her hair different colours every day.
Get red paint and draw on the white walls the chamber of secrets is open enemy's of the heir beware.
Put a permanent sticking charm on a clowns nose and put the nose on voldemort face then shout you have a nose now grandpa!.
Steal Lucias' hair products them mix them with the balding potion.
That's all i have at the moment but i will think of more got it?", said Jayden.
"and I have wands", said Louis handing wands to each of them.
" but you're underage! And where did you get those?", said Jasmine to her older brother.
"stole them from the death eaters", said Louis.
"right let's create mayhem this week", said Hades with an mishevious glint in his eyes.
They gathered tarantulas and placed them in the house in everyone's bedroom except theirs. They ordered harry potter and Dumbledore posters from which were arriving in an hours time. Sophia who had a knack for potions gathered the ingredients for the bald potion and put it in all of lucias' hair care products which Jasmine stole. They then got a sleeping potion for Bellatrix, they would use it in the night. It was night time and Jasmine got red paint and drew the chamber of secrets has been opened on the walls. Hades stuck harry potter picture around voldy's room, he even drew one picture of voldemort( it had a nose as Hades wanted to be nice). Jordan and Jayden put a sleeping potion in bellatrix' drink that night and they dyed her hair cotten candy pink. Then came morning.