Hello everyone! This is my first Fan Fic! Oooo... so excited! But before we begin...
Special Thanks to my friend Nga who inspired this story.
General idea of this story (+ audition begging) © Nga
All Zelda characters and related material © The good old people behind the Legend of Zelda
And I (Iris) is © Me. Its good to know I own at least one thing in this story.... lol
Ah, and now we begin! But before the story starts, lets take a sneak peek at our auditions!
Director: Alright lets begin... we will audition for the role of Cinderella first. First in line... Ruto!
Ruto: Alright mister! Im a prinesses! And if you dont give me the part of Cinderella I'll call my Daddy and he'll settle things! *evil glare*
Director: *O.o* Erm.... ok. Next is Malon!
Malon: Do I get to ride a pretty pony???
Director: No.
Malon: Do I get to have a pony???
Director: No.
Malon: Can I borrow someone's pony???
Director: No.
Malon: Can I at least have a chiken???
Director: -_- Next... Saria.
Saria: Maaaaaaaaary haaaad aaa liiitllle lammm.... (horible singing)
Everyone in the building: O.O
Director: OK OK! ENOUGH!!! Next!!! Iris!
Iris: Ok listen up here! *looks at director in a thretining way* This is MY story first of all and I shouldnt even have to audition! Second of all if you dont cast me I'll send your butt flying out the door. Besides, I can always DELETE you. Muh ha ha ha ha.... *dramatic music in the background*
Director: *gulp* This is gonna be a hard decision... *sweats* Zelda your up!
Zelda: *takes out a huge roll of paper titled 'Why I should be cast as Cinderella' and begins to read the 222 jot notes*
-2 hours later-
Zelda: Reason #137- Im the prettyest, most dramatic, and most suited for the part. Reason #138....
Everyone: *sleeping*
Director: *wakes up* Huh? What?
Zelda: You werent listening? Oh well, I'll just start over. Reason #1...
Director: NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! YOU GET THE PART!!! JUST STUTUP!!!
Zelda: Yay
Everyone: -____-
Director: Alright! Auditions for the prince. Every other character will be filled by hopefulls who didnt get a main role.
All girls exsept Zelda: O.O
Director: Right... now lets see who signed up for the prince.... Link! Your the only one!?
Link: Do I have to audition?
Director: Who cares.
Magical Voice for the sky: Can I be the nararator?
Director: Ok. Whatever...
Cast: Cinderella- Zelda | Step Mother- Ruto
Prince- Link | Step sisters- Iris, and Saria
Fairy god mother- Malon | Magical Voice from the sky: Nararator
Let the play begin!!!
Nararator: Once apon a time there was a old man with a very UGLY daughter...
Director: Stick with the script please!!!
Nararator: Thats what the script says!
Director: Iris?! Have you been messing with the scripts again?
Iris: No sir *gulp* *puppy eyes* *evil giggle*
Nararator: Anyways... the old man was begining to worry about his health and didnt want his daughter to be an orphane... *whispers* which she most defenatly deserved to be...
Director: -_-
Nararator: ...so he married a widow with two daughters. But soon after the old man died.
Cinderella: YOU KILLED MY FATHER?!?! HOW DARE YOU! HES THE KING!
Director: *sigh*
Nararator: So Cinderella lived with her step mother who was evil. And her step sisters who were also evil.
Step mother & sisters: Muh ha ha ha ha!!!
Nararator: And they made Conderella do all there choires...
Iris: I have choires?
Nararator: Not anymore.
Iris: Goodie!
Nararator: And they made Cinderella sleep on the roof and the evil sisters would always throw Cinders at her for entertainment.
Iris: I burned her more!!!
Saria: No I did!!!
Mother: Girls girls! Theres a solution. I BURNED HER MORE SO I WIN!!!
Nararator: And then one day, the news came that the prince was holding a ball, and would marry the most charming girl there. Everyone was invited. Excsept for Cinderella.
Cinderella: WAAAAH! *sobs*
Sisters: Stop getting our dresses wet!
Cinderella: *sniff* I HATE THIS PART!!!
All the other girls: GOOD *big grins*
Nararator: So everyone went to the ball.
Link: Awwww.... do I have to go?
Nararator: Its YOUR ball!
Link: Oh yea!
Iris: *pops in out of no where* Dont worry Link! I'll be there!
Link: Yay!
Nararator: Erm... right. So every left, and Cinderella was home alone.
Cinderella: But what if I get kidnapped? Its not safe to leave me all alone...
Saria: Can we add a kidnapper? *evil smile*
Iris: Sounds like a good idea to me.... muh ha ha...
Director: NOOOO!
Nararator: And Cinderella was very sad that she couldnt go.
-Mean while at the ball-
Iris: *Is dancing with Link*
Link: * Ok! Ive choosen my bride everyone can go home now!
Iris: Ok! *smiles*
Director: NO!! READ THE SCRIPT!!!
-Back to Cinderella now-
Cinderella: *sobing*
Fariy god mother: CINDERELLA! YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU TO WASH THE DISHES WHILE SHES AT THE BALL AND YOUR JUST SITTING THERE CRYING?!?! GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Director: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE SCRIPT?
Malon: Fine fine...
Fairy god mother: ...Oh hello Cinderella. Why are you so sad...
Cinderella: Everyones at the ball sept me!
Fairy god mother: Well I dont see any problem here.... *disapeers*
Cinderella: GET BACK HERE OR ILL...
Fairy god mother: You again? What now?
Cinderella: I wanna go to da ball!
Fairy god mother: Ok, ok! Whatever! Just go then!
Cinderella: What about my stuff?
Fairy god mother: Jeez.. people are so greedy theese days. *casts up a rippes old garbage bag* Heres your dress. *Tyes some rats to a string and tapes the sring onto a big rock* And heres you couch.
Cinderella: Oh thank you! But I have no shoes!
Fairy god mother: Seesh.... *casts up to bunny slippers* There you go.
Cinderella: Oh thank you so much!!!
Fairy god mother: Your welcome... hehehe.... Oh ya, if your not home by midnight your garbage bag... er I mean beutiful gown and carrage will dissapeer. Have fun.
Cinderella: Ok! I will!
Iris: Yea whatever....
Nararator: So Cinderella sets out for the ball but by the time her rats... er I mean beutiful stalions can get there its over and Iris is already married to Linka dn they live happily ever after.
Iris: Yay!
Director: *dirty look*
Nararator: Just kidding... she gets there on time and when the prince sees her he falls in love with her.
Prince: Ew.... you smell funny! And is that a garbage bag? O.O
Cinderella: Awww... thank you!
Prince: Ill just go back to dancing with Iris now....
Director: Oh no you wont!!!
Prince: Fine -_- *dances with Cinderella and nearly pukes*
Cinderella: Oh no! Its almost midnight! Ive got to go!
Prince: YAY!!! I mean.... oh no.... wait up....
Cinderella: *trips and leaves her pink bunny slipper behind her*
Prince: YAY SHES GONE! *the celebrate good times song plays in the background*
Nararator: The next day the prince takes the bunny slipper to every house. Who ever can fit their foot into it would become his bride.
Iris: Lemme try it! *slipper is way to big for her*
Prince: Good enough! You shall be my bride!
Iris: Ok! *smiles*
Director: *dirty look at Link*
Prince: Actually... I cant marry you....... yet
Iris: Ive got time.
Prince: Alright.
Cinderella: Let me try it on!
Prince: No, only prutty girls try on the slipper. *evil grin*
Cinderella: THATS NOT HOW IT GOES! *trys on slipper that fits her perfectly* Now Im you bride!!! Yay!
Nararator: So they lived happily ever after.... for 3 seconds. Then the prince devorsed her and married Iris. And THEY lived happily ever after.
Director: Even the nararator is on this? *sigh*
Nararator: Iris told me that shed give me money for a new microphone! ^_^
Iris: Thats right Stefi! Er... I mean... Magical Voice from the Sky!
Link: Works for me....
Iris: Great! *runs off with LInk and gets married*
Zelda: WAAAAHHHH!
Director: Alright good enough...
The End
Ok, now I know you all hate me but I couldnt help it! Hehe... oh boy the ratings are gonna be low... Give me a good rating a recive 10 bucks in the mail! *wink wink* (lol) See ya next time :-)
Special Thanks to my friend Nga who inspired this story.
General idea of this story (+ audition begging) © Nga
All Zelda characters and related material © The good old people behind the Legend of Zelda
And I (Iris) is © Me. Its good to know I own at least one thing in this story.... lol
Ah, and now we begin! But before the story starts, lets take a sneak peek at our auditions!
Director: Alright lets begin... we will audition for the role of Cinderella first. First in line... Ruto!
Ruto: Alright mister! Im a prinesses! And if you dont give me the part of Cinderella I'll call my Daddy and he'll settle things! *evil glare*
Director: *O.o* Erm.... ok. Next is Malon!
Malon: Do I get to ride a pretty pony???
Director: No.
Malon: Do I get to have a pony???
Director: No.
Malon: Can I borrow someone's pony???
Director: No.
Malon: Can I at least have a chiken???
Director: -_- Next... Saria.
Saria: Maaaaaaaaary haaaad aaa liiitllle lammm.... (horible singing)
Everyone in the building: O.O
Director: OK OK! ENOUGH!!! Next!!! Iris!
Iris: Ok listen up here! *looks at director in a thretining way* This is MY story first of all and I shouldnt even have to audition! Second of all if you dont cast me I'll send your butt flying out the door. Besides, I can always DELETE you. Muh ha ha ha ha.... *dramatic music in the background*
Director: *gulp* This is gonna be a hard decision... *sweats* Zelda your up!
Zelda: *takes out a huge roll of paper titled 'Why I should be cast as Cinderella' and begins to read the 222 jot notes*
-2 hours later-
Zelda: Reason #137- Im the prettyest, most dramatic, and most suited for the part. Reason #138....
Everyone: *sleeping*
Director: *wakes up* Huh? What?
Zelda: You werent listening? Oh well, I'll just start over. Reason #1...
Director: NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! YOU GET THE PART!!! JUST STUTUP!!!
Zelda: Yay
Everyone: -____-
Director: Alright! Auditions for the prince. Every other character will be filled by hopefulls who didnt get a main role.
All girls exsept Zelda: O.O
Director: Right... now lets see who signed up for the prince.... Link! Your the only one!?
Link: Do I have to audition?
Director: Who cares.
Magical Voice for the sky: Can I be the nararator?
Director: Ok. Whatever...
Cast: Cinderella- Zelda | Step Mother- Ruto
Prince- Link | Step sisters- Iris, and Saria
Fairy god mother- Malon | Magical Voice from the sky: Nararator
Let the play begin!!!
Nararator: Once apon a time there was a old man with a very UGLY daughter...
Director: Stick with the script please!!!
Nararator: Thats what the script says!
Director: Iris?! Have you been messing with the scripts again?
Iris: No sir *gulp* *puppy eyes* *evil giggle*
Nararator: Anyways... the old man was begining to worry about his health and didnt want his daughter to be an orphane... *whispers* which she most defenatly deserved to be...
Director: -_-
Nararator: ...so he married a widow with two daughters. But soon after the old man died.
Cinderella: YOU KILLED MY FATHER?!?! HOW DARE YOU! HES THE KING!
Director: *sigh*
Nararator: So Cinderella lived with her step mother who was evil. And her step sisters who were also evil.
Step mother & sisters: Muh ha ha ha ha!!!
Nararator: And they made Conderella do all there choires...
Iris: I have choires?
Nararator: Not anymore.
Iris: Goodie!
Nararator: And they made Cinderella sleep on the roof and the evil sisters would always throw Cinders at her for entertainment.
Iris: I burned her more!!!
Saria: No I did!!!
Mother: Girls girls! Theres a solution. I BURNED HER MORE SO I WIN!!!
Nararator: And then one day, the news came that the prince was holding a ball, and would marry the most charming girl there. Everyone was invited. Excsept for Cinderella.
Cinderella: WAAAAH! *sobs*
Sisters: Stop getting our dresses wet!
Cinderella: *sniff* I HATE THIS PART!!!
All the other girls: GOOD *big grins*
Nararator: So everyone went to the ball.
Link: Awwww.... do I have to go?
Nararator: Its YOUR ball!
Link: Oh yea!
Iris: *pops in out of no where* Dont worry Link! I'll be there!
Link: Yay!
Nararator: Erm... right. So every left, and Cinderella was home alone.
Cinderella: But what if I get kidnapped? Its not safe to leave me all alone...
Saria: Can we add a kidnapper? *evil smile*
Iris: Sounds like a good idea to me.... muh ha ha...
Director: NOOOO!
Nararator: And Cinderella was very sad that she couldnt go.
-Mean while at the ball-
Iris: *Is dancing with Link*
Link: * Ok! Ive choosen my bride everyone can go home now!
Iris: Ok! *smiles*
Director: NO!! READ THE SCRIPT!!!
-Back to Cinderella now-
Cinderella: *sobing*
Fariy god mother: CINDERELLA! YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU TO WASH THE DISHES WHILE SHES AT THE BALL AND YOUR JUST SITTING THERE CRYING?!?! GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Director: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE SCRIPT?
Malon: Fine fine...
Fairy god mother: ...Oh hello Cinderella. Why are you so sad...
Cinderella: Everyones at the ball sept me!
Fairy god mother: Well I dont see any problem here.... *disapeers*
Cinderella: GET BACK HERE OR ILL...
Fairy god mother: You again? What now?
Cinderella: I wanna go to da ball!
Fairy god mother: Ok, ok! Whatever! Just go then!
Cinderella: What about my stuff?
Fairy god mother: Jeez.. people are so greedy theese days. *casts up a rippes old garbage bag* Heres your dress. *Tyes some rats to a string and tapes the sring onto a big rock* And heres you couch.
Cinderella: Oh thank you! But I have no shoes!
Fairy god mother: Seesh.... *casts up to bunny slippers* There you go.
Cinderella: Oh thank you so much!!!
Fairy god mother: Your welcome... hehehe.... Oh ya, if your not home by midnight your garbage bag... er I mean beutiful gown and carrage will dissapeer. Have fun.
Cinderella: Ok! I will!
Iris: Yea whatever....
Nararator: So Cinderella sets out for the ball but by the time her rats... er I mean beutiful stalions can get there its over and Iris is already married to Linka dn they live happily ever after.
Iris: Yay!
Director: *dirty look*
Nararator: Just kidding... she gets there on time and when the prince sees her he falls in love with her.
Prince: Ew.... you smell funny! And is that a garbage bag? O.O
Cinderella: Awww... thank you!
Prince: Ill just go back to dancing with Iris now....
Director: Oh no you wont!!!
Prince: Fine -_- *dances with Cinderella and nearly pukes*
Cinderella: Oh no! Its almost midnight! Ive got to go!
Prince: YAY!!! I mean.... oh no.... wait up....
Cinderella: *trips and leaves her pink bunny slipper behind her*
Prince: YAY SHES GONE! *the celebrate good times song plays in the background*
Nararator: The next day the prince takes the bunny slipper to every house. Who ever can fit their foot into it would become his bride.
Iris: Lemme try it! *slipper is way to big for her*
Prince: Good enough! You shall be my bride!
Iris: Ok! *smiles*
Director: *dirty look at Link*
Prince: Actually... I cant marry you....... yet
Iris: Ive got time.
Prince: Alright.
Cinderella: Let me try it on!
Prince: No, only prutty girls try on the slipper. *evil grin*
Cinderella: THATS NOT HOW IT GOES! *trys on slipper that fits her perfectly* Now Im you bride!!! Yay!
Nararator: So they lived happily ever after.... for 3 seconds. Then the prince devorsed her and married Iris. And THEY lived happily ever after.
Director: Even the nararator is on this? *sigh*
Nararator: Iris told me that shed give me money for a new microphone! ^_^
Iris: Thats right Stefi! Er... I mean... Magical Voice from the Sky!
Link: Works for me....
Iris: Great! *runs off with LInk and gets married*
Zelda: WAAAAHHHH!
Director: Alright good enough...
The End
Ok, now I know you all hate me but I couldnt help it! Hehe... oh boy the ratings are gonna be low... Give me a good rating a recive 10 bucks in the mail! *wink wink* (lol) See ya next time :-)