"You want to become one with mother Russia, da?" Russia asked.
"Hell yeah I do!" America answered as he began dancing suggestively.
Upon seeing this chibi!Italy passed out from disgust.
"Oh?" Russia smiled at America, "That brings me pleasure smile. Now I have two new nations to live at my place," Russia carried the passed out chibitalia.
England suddenly appeared in the room, "America put some clothes on for gods sake!"
Chibitalia started to awaken groggily, "Who? Where am I? WHERE IS THE NEAREST SUPPLY OF PASTA?!"
"Oh, England you're here too?" Russia looked up at the newcomer, "Why not join me an America in world domination?" Russia asked still holding Chibitalia tucked under one arm, "kolkolkolkolkolkolkol."
"No man! Let me be free!" America complained ripping off his shirt.
"pasta..." Chibitalia mumbled rolling around in Russia's arms.
"Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol. Don't worry little Ita~ You can have pasta at my place!" Russia took a cautious step away from America.
"BABY COME BACK!~" America began singing as he clung to Russia's coat.
Chibitalia mumbled quietly about pasta as he fell back asleep.
"Da?" Russia grinned, "Then America can come back to my place, da?"
"Did you get into the Alcohol?! You're drunk aren't you? This is why you shouldn't have left me!" England scolded America.
Chibitalia wobbled sleepily into the kitchen and began filling a pot with water, "pasta... pasta...pasta..."
"Why you such a wet blanket England? Just become one, Da?"Russia complained, he was ruining all his fun! Russia quickly turned to America, "Here America sign this *contract to join the soviet union*"
"No! England grabbed America away, "We're going home!" He suddenly turned into Britania angel and flew off with America.
Chibitalia began mumbling in Italian at everyone to shut up, as he threw pasta at their faces.
"They all left," Russia pouted. Then turned to Chibitalia with an evil grin, "kolkolkolkol."
Before anything else happened, France swooped in and picked up chibitalia, "ohonhonhonhon! New French Territory!~"
"Nooooooo!" Chibitalia screamed. Then shoved hot pasta down France's shirt and in his face, before hiding under the couch.
Russia stood between France and Chibitalia, a purple aura surrounding him, "Nyet! He has already become one with the motherland!"
"Chibitalia noooo! that is a bad man you are with!" France pleaded.
Chibitalia started to cry and pulled a piece of pizza out of his hat.
"kolkolkol," Russia considered his options, "I know! You become one, da? And then I will give him to you."
"But I am your papa! I have your brother with me as well Italy~ Don't you want to see him?" France asked, trying to coax Chibi!Italy.
"R-Romano?" Chibitalia asked looking up.
"Nyet! He LIES," Russia glared at France, " Romano is with Spain... but don't worry, I'll make sure he joins us soon too..."
"No! this cannot be!" France started to glow," I have been defeated! "Tell England, I have always loved him!" Then suddenly he exploded into rainbow confetti.
Chibitalia put a bowl of pasta on the pile of rainbow confetti, "There. Now it's beautiful~"
/later/
"kolkolkol..." Russia stood in the middle of a field of sunflowers, blood stained on his coat... The bodies of England, and France were never discovered... "No one runs away from me."
^J^