Title: Obi-Wan and the English Muffin
Story
Rating: G or K whatever
Disclaimer: I don't own JA or
SW, the English muffin is mine.
A/N: Wow, I'm sorry I meant to
get this out a long time ago.
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One morning, Obi-Wan woke up as usual and headed for his usual bowl of porridge. Much to his dismay, there was no porridge, there was none of his hot and sticky wonderful bowls of porridge left.
Looking in the freezer Obi-Wan found a bag of strange looking bread with the words 'English Muffins' upon it in black letters. He took it out and unthawed them. He then toasted the English muffin; of course, never having eaten an English muffin he never split it into two halves.
As he sat down to eat this 'English muffin' he saw a very strange thing happen. The English muffin grew arms and legs and a mouth and eyes were formed. Obi-Wan's first thought was why didn't the English muffin have a nose?
"Greetings! I am an ambassador from the English muffin population! I am here merely to tell you that we English muffins are darn proud to be eaten. We thank you for your cooperation!" With that, the arms, legs, mouth, and eyes all disappeared.
"Funny little thing," Obi-Wan said.
"Obi-Wan, who are you talking to?" Qui-Gon asked from the other room.
"Just an English muffin that grew arms and legs and talked to me!" Obi-Wan yelled, after all, Jedi Padawans were not supposed to lie to their masters.
In the other room Qui-Gon was looking up with his hands spread apart. "Why? They're all insane! Why?"
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