Hey everybody, it's me, The Goon. I hope you enjoy this new fanfic I'm writing :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Gin Tama or any of its characters, except for Amy and Katie.
Hair blowing upward. Strong breeze pushing the back of the head. What could this be? Gin opened his eyes and saw what was happening.
He was falling from the sky back down to Earth, heading for certain death. But he was not alone. Shinpachi was on his right, and Kagura was on his left. They were falling with him.
"Oh look," said Gin, "I wonder where we'll be landing."
"That doesn't matter, we're gonna die!" screamed Shinpachi.
"I wonder what kind of place it will be," said Gin, "I just hope they sell Shonen Jump where we land. I couldn't buy the new issue last week…"
"Did you not just hear me? We're gonna die!" screamed Shinpachi.
"We be crushed like bugs, uh-huh!" said Kagura.
"Oh, so we're gonna die," said Gin, "Oh…I see…now then, we need to be ready to take any odd jobs we get once we land…"
"I would say we're gonna die, but I'd be wasting by breath saying that to you," sighed Shinpachi.
"Just grab on to me and we all die together!" said Kagura.
Shinpachi and Gin held onto Kagura's legs without arguing. Then Kagura pulled out her umbrella and they began to float down.
"WHAT?" cried Shinpachi, "WHY DIDN'T YOU USE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?"
"Because we were too high!" said Kagura, "Too high and it would not last long, uh-huh!"
After a few minutes of floating down, they saw a big city and a suburban town right next to it. Just after that, the umbrella started to weaken, and they were once again falling down.
"AAAHHH!" they all screamed.
One of the houses in this town was three stories tall with a gold fence, a perfect green yard, and pink paint on the outside. Inside, there were either perfect tile floors, or soft carpet. One of the soft carpet rooms belonged to Amy, the daughter of a real estate agent and a nurse. She was naturally a blonde, but had pink highlights in her hair, and wore purple glasses. She usually wore black jeans, if not dresses. She had a friend over named Katie, who looked almost the opposite of Amy. Her hair was naturally black and she kept it that way and always wore miniskirt with long, striped socks. She was usually amazed by the large bookshelf on the other side of the room, which consisted mostly of Shonen manga.
Currently, Katie was doing a favor for Amy. She was painting Amy's toenails while Amy read a volume of Gin Tama. She had completely tuned out the world outside of her.
"Amy!" shouted Katie.
Amy fell backwards at the sound of this, accidentally kicking Katie in the face.
"Oh," sighed Amy, "I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
"No duh, you weren't," chuckled Katie, continuing to paint Amy's toenails, "You always seem to be spaced out whenever you read manga."
"I don't need outside distractions while I'm reading," said Amy.
"I'm just amazed that you're like that," said Katie.
"How so?" asked Amy.
"Well, you're one of the richest girls in school and you've pretty much been guaranteed a bright future. So how come you never seem to really enjoy what's going on unless it involves manga?"
"Well, it's not that I don't enjoy other things," said Amy, "but I don't have to worry about things like college and boys whenever I read manga."
"You sure it's not just because you think Gin is hot?" asked Katie.
"As if!" said Amy, "I mean, he is hot, but then again, so was my ex-boyfriend."
"Oh," said Katie, "You mean Kyle?"
"Yeah," said Amy, "I thought he was a nice guy, but then he started getting really annoying, going on about how he thought every girl in the school wanted him!"
"And yet you're the only girl that he's ever gone out with," said Katie.
"Yeah," said Amy, "That's why I like Gin. He doesn't seem like he would care about money or anything. He could see me for who I am."
"You have high hopes," said Katie.
"Yeah, I know," said Amy, "But even if it's not likely to happen, sometimes I just wish he would fall right into my room and be mine!"
No sooner did she say that when Gin, Kagura, and Shinpachi fell through the roof and into Amy's room. They looked around and saw that they were definitely unfamiliar with where they were at. They both saw Amy and Katie, who were both surprised by what they were seeing.
"Oh my god!" exclaimed Amy, "It's really Gin! And Shinpachi and Kagura, too!"
"And I have no idea who any of them are," said Katie.
"Strange clothes," said Shinpachi.
"That girl's got weird hair, uh-huh!" said Kagura.
"Why you…" screamed Amy, but then she calmed down.
"The one with black hair…" said Gin, "…doesn't look human."
"What was that?" screamed Katie.
Amy started giggling at this. Here she was just talking about how amazing it would be if Gin landed in her room, and now here he was, being the usual clueless guy he was in the manga.
"Hey, listen you three," said Amy, "My parents are gonna get home in about an hour, and that roof's looking pretty bad…maybe if you guys could do the odd job of fixing it for me, I'll rewards you each in a different way!"
"Shinpachi," said Gin, "Get a hammer. Kagura, find some wood and paint."
"What are you gonna do?" asked Shinpachi.
"I'm going to…supervise, to make sure you're doing it right," said Gin.
"Hey!" said Shinpachi, "That's not fair!"
"No it's alright," said Amy, "We can just chat for a little, and I'll make sure he gets to work eventually."
Amy and Gin went downstairs into her kitchen, where Amy made Gin a cup of tea. As Gin sipped the warm, refreshing tea, Amy rested her head on her hands and looked at Gin with dreamy eyes.
"So tell me, Gin," said Amy, "How did you guys land in my room?"
Gin stared at her blankly for a minute, thought about what she said, and sipped some more tea.
"You know," said Gin, "I don't even remember. I woke up from a nap I was taking…or at least I think I was taking a nap…then when I woke up, Shinpachi, Kagura and I were falling from the sky."
"You weren't afraid at all?" asked Amy.
Gin stared at her blankly for a minute, thought about what she said, and sipped some more tea…again.
"Nope," he said.
"Do you have anywhere to go?" asked Amy.
Gin stared at her blankly for a minute, thought about…well, you know.
"Nope," said Gin.
"Because, um…we have a guest room that you can use…or you could stay in my room if you'd like…but you guys would have to try to be quiet, because my parents are really strict about who I bring home and they would probably freak out if they saw you guys."
"Probably would," said Gin.
"Oh, and you'll have to wear regular clothes!" said Amy, "Not that there's anything wrong with what you're wearing, but you don't want too much attention. Maybe some of my dad's clothes would fit you."
"Do you have a brother or something about my age?" asked Gin, "His clothes would probably fit me."
"No," said Amy, "I'm an only child, and I'm just 16 years old…um, why don't we go see how your friends are doing on the roof?"
"I'll bet those lazy bastards haven't even finished," said Gin.
When Amy and Gin went back upstairs, Kagura and Shinpachi were putting finishing touches on the roof.
"Well what do you know? They actually finished!" said Gin.
"That's amazing!" said Amy.
"Oh, hey Amy, I've got a date with Mark tonight, so I'll see you tomorrow at school?" said Katie.
"Okay, bye Katie!" said Amy.
As Katie walked out the door, she failed to notice three strange men watching her from the bushes. One had long black hair. Another had short hair and a goatee. The third had long blonde hair. Those three were none other than Kondo, Hijikata, and Okita of the Shinsengumi.
To be continued...
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