Another of my super random parodies!
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Gandalf got run over by a balrog,
Walking through Moria Yuletide eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron,
But as for me and Gandalf we believe.
He'd been drinking too much wine,
And we begged him not to whine.
But he forgot his medication, and he
Staggered out the door into the mine.
When we found him Yuletide morning,
At the scene of the attack,
He had burn-marks on his forehead,
And incriminating whip marks on his back.
Now we're all so proud of Frodo,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching Elves,
Drinking lots of beer and
Playing cards with Cousin Pip.
It's not Yuletide without Gandalf,
All the friends dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts,
Or send them back?
Send them back!
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and grey candles
That would just have matched
The hair on Gandalf's wig.
I've warned all my
Friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a staff
To a man who leads a fellowship,
And plays with elves