It was late afternoon, as you were heading home from your late night shopping. You continued walking wondering what time you would get home, as it started to get darker and darker. The clouds covered the stars and only the bright moon could be seen. You thought to yourself, 'Maybe I should take that shortcut I always use'. You entered the park and followed the path, looking at the dark pond reflecting the glittering light of the moon. Then as you were nearing towards the pond a strong peculiar whiff filled your nostrils, the smell was so strong, but smelt quite familiar. You hear a rustle in the bushes behind you, you instant reaction is to turn around. A shadow runs across however nothing could be seen. 'Who's there?' you shout with a stern voice. No reply was heard as you started to pick up your pace. You turn around to check if the figure is still there. It is. You turn around and frantically walk off. A few minutes have passed and you're still walking through the park, you decide to turn around again and the figure is still there, however even closer now. You start steering in and out of the laptop posts to see if the figure would follow you there, it does not. It's too cunning. You start feeling cold chills down your neck, wishing you hadn't have taken this short cut. Suddenly, a soothing feeling filled your body, and you felt at ease, as if there was nothing to be scared of. You turn around once more; the figure still cannot be seen however, it is not a meters length away from you. Suddenly it grabs your shoulders; you drop your bags of shopping in shock. His hands are not like what you imagined them to be, they're large and bulky and his shadow towers over you. You take a sniff and realise the smell is the strong stench of onion. You turn around and stare into his eyes. You see his large ears, big bald green head and voluptuous nose. You could now see who it was, why you had succumbed to him. 'Shrek', you say faintly. 'Yes, it is I the one and only Ogre Lord, my wee little donkeh', as he gazes into your eyes. He smiles, and you smile back as you both head into an embrace. He starts rubbing your arms up at down. 'Shrek...' you say faintly. You could feel his rough green skin across your arms heading in different directions. It was all too sudden, you don't know ho to feel, emotions are racing through your body. 'Yes.' You whisper in Shrek's ear, you felt it was right. As he put his arms around you and begins to take off your shirt kissing your neck all over. You stare into his eyes and you knew it is destined to be. He picked you up and lay you down on the floor, he furiously starts taking off your pants as you moan and groan. As he reaches for his green ogre penis, he leans in close and whispers 'Are you ready for maximum ogre drive?' As you nod he thrusts in putting his Green sausage into your English McMuffin. He pulls and out with a constant speed. You scream with delight 'Faster Shrek, faster'. He goes deeper and deeper, even Shrek himself is sweating. You're screaming with joy and Shrek is smiling at you. "I'm... going to explode, I can't hold it in much longer", shouts Shrek as he fills you with his onion cream. You scream with pleasure 'Ohhhhhh'. Shrek leans forward, as he pins you down and says whilst panting, 'It...it's all o-ogre now'. As you're trying to catch your breath as well, you reply 'No, it's n-never og-ogre'. He gives you one last smile, and then disappears. You pick up your clothes and put them on, grabbing your bags, heading back home as it was now early morning.