A/N: Ookay! This is a fanfic that could possibly be considered crack if wanted. I made it up with my friend Rolling-StargazeR, while I tried to distract her from finishing her homework, sorry Cris!

Don't forget this is an AU in which nations are nations but live in a block! My lovely beta reminded me to tell you guys that because not all of you have my mind and I am blabbering and I should really sop, shouldn't I? Hehe…

So, on with the story!

Title: That time when…

Chapter Title: Nordics

Pairings: HongIce, slight DenNor, SuFin, mentions of UsUk

Warnings: Random crack, mentions of shonen-ai, mentions of people "getting it on", dirty jokes, use of bad language, repeated words to begin sentence and I think that's all.

Written by: The-Laughing-Bluebird

Beta'd by: Rolling-StargazeR

Word count: 1,147 words (sorry if it's short).

Disclaimer: I do not and will never own Hetalia, therefore aliens.

A/N: Also, the narrator is the one speaking, so try to feel as if a friend (in this case me) is telling you the story

Hello children! Gather 'round and I'll tell you about that time when the families of Hong Kong and Iceland discovered the two were in a relationship!

Now, now! Everyone can listen, come here!

Okay, so you know who the Nordics are, right? Norway, Iceland, Denmark, Sweden and Finland, good! Someone has done their homework, oh, and also, Sealand is staying with them for a while, but don't mind him, he's too young to understand what the hell is going on here.

So, imagine a normal morning in the Nordic's house! Is that too weird to think? Well, I'll paint it for you! All the Nordics wake up late except for Finland and Norway. After the others have awoken there is usually a battle for the bathroom and believe me, whoever has been in the times when the Vikings existed would be able to tell you what happens whenever the Nordics fight for the goddamn bathroom. Of course, it is Finland who uses it first because Sweden and Denmark usually fight each other, Norway tries to kill Denmark too and Iceland just stands there asking himself how the heck he is related to these guys.

After that they have breakfast and while they go to the kitchen Finland notices Iceland is walking with a strange limp. Now, Finland here knows about that limp, having seen both Denmark and Norway walk like that quite a few times. Also, Finland knows it is because Iceland's boyfriend, Hong Kong (you know, that cute kid down the block who used to live with China but then went to live with England and now lives with China again? Yes? That one!), had been at home until late, Finland knows this because he saw Hong Kong leaving the house.

Iceland didn't mind anyone, eating normally as he would and rolling his eyes at Denmark's dirty remarks on everything Norway said, making said Scandinavian try to choke him and prompting Denmark to laugh. But of course, Iceland did get suspicious when he found Finland's eyes trained on him.

"So… Iceland" Finland looked at his plate, buttering his bread.

"Yes?"

"I heard some… noises last night"

To say Iceland wasn't shocked to hear this is like saying that tomatoes aren't red.

"Iceland-what? Noises-what?" Norway raised his eyes and looked at Finland, frowning a bit but not too much to seem like he cared.

"N-nothing!"

"Some noises coming from Iceland's room last night, didn't you hear them?"

"No, I didn't" Norway looked at Iceland.

"It's nothing" Iceland assured.

"And then I saw that adorable teenager… Hong Kong was it? Getting out of the house at say… 2 am?" Finland asked. He even checked the clock in his bedside table.

"Ooh! Ice is getting some, I didn't know that! Congrats buddy" Denmark raised his hand for a high five, which was never answered and he had to high five himself, doing a clap.

"You! Shut the fuck up! Don't interrupt me"

"Oh, come on Norge, let the kid have some fun"

"Excuse you, but getting raped is not fun"

"Wh-whoa! Who said anything about rape? I fully consented!" Iceland declared.

"So, you're not a virgin anymore?!" Norway now exploded, he commanded his troll to go and attack the Asian boy and looked right into Iceland's eyes.

"No! I'm still a virgin!" Iceland tried and failed to lie, he was now on the verge of yelling.

"Then what are you-" Norway was interrupted by Sealand, who had entered the room and was listening to every word he said.

"Papa, what's a virgin?"

"N'thn', go t' sleep" Sweden tried to say, blushing a bit at his protégée's comment.

"Su-san! I think it's time for you to give the talk to Iceland"

"If someone's giving him the talk then it should be me!" Norway declared.

"I-I don't want any talks!"

"Finl'nd, I d'n't want t'"

"Come on, Su-san, we have to teach him" Finland tried to pull Sweden by the arm, but let's remember Sweden and Finland, height-wise are like a building and a house (meaning he is way taller than Finland, but it's okay kids).

"Sve! Don't" Iceland blushed horribly.

"So, Ice! Who's got your v-card?" Denmark laughed.

"Denmark, I swear I will maim you"

"Relax, dude"

"I will kill you"

"He's old enough to know what he's doing"

"Denmark, you're sleeping in the couch for a whole year"

"NOT THE COUCH, PLEASE, I BEG FOR FORGIVENESS" Have you ever slept on a couch where you barely fit? Don't judge him!

And so, there was chaos in the Nordic household. Finland kept trying to convince Sweden to give Iceland the talk. Sweden remained calm on the outside whilst freaking out in his head and asking just why this was happening to him. Norway started to bomb Iceland with questions and at the same time yelled at Denmark. Denmark started a round of beer and made dirty remarks and comments such as "Oh, so you're the one that bottoms? Taking after Norway, then?" (This one specially got him a place not in the couch, but in the floor of Finland's and Sweden's room). Iceland kept shaking his head, refusing to say anything because he needed his goddamn privacy and Hong Kong would really freak if he said anything and Sealand just called Wy and Seborga and asked them what the hell meant Denmark with "a stick up his ass".

And so kids, that's what happened when the Nordics realized Iceland was getting it on with Hong Kong.

A/N: Hope you liked it, sorry if it's short, please review or favorite or laugh at this shit!

I will try to post the next 2 chapters, there's going to be the one with the Asians and then another one that is some sort of a bonus, not telling you what happens there though!