Evie the author strolled into Chris McLean's office carrying a pile of tapes and paperwork, which she promptly dumped on his lap. "What's this?" Chris asked her, confused.
"Audition stuff for OC Drama Island!" she replied with a huge (and totally not evil at all) smile.
He frowned. "Wait... OC as in Original Character? As in fanfiction? As in shitty knockoffs and Mary Sues?" Evie nodded. "NOOOOOO!" Chris screamed. "NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"Chris, you have to." she said with a devious glint in her eye. "Or I'll shave your head in your sleep. Your choice."
Chris let out a whimper, running a hand through his fabulous hair, and then sighed. "Fine. But only for the hair. You know I don't condone this OC stuff."
"Oh, I know." Evie fixed the camera with an evil stare. "That's exactly the point."
I'm Evie, I'm new, and I want your SHITTIEST OCs. That's right, the WORST possible OCs you can think of. The most EYE-ROLL INDUCING Mary Sues, and the most IRRITATING knockoffs and the STUPIDEST fantasy characters.
Good OCs will not be chosen. You can actually take rejection as a compliment in this case.
And, of course, because this is kind of a parody in a way, I'm making fun of those half-and-half fics by also including the most popular characters in all of OC show fanfictions: Duncan, Gwen, Trent, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Zoey, and Mike.
So like form and stuff.
Name:
Age:
Really dumb stereotype:
CaSt MeMbEr ThEy HaVe A cRuSh On OMFGGGGGG:
Unrealistic personality:
Repulsive backstory:
Hair:
Eyes:
Clothing:
"Like so who would they be friends with and whatever?":
Whatever other shit you feel like giving me:
You don't have to use this short shitty form if you've already got a shitty OC you can copy and paste in.
Let's make this the worst OC fic ever, guize!