The English

"Wow Shay, you've gone an hour with out eating! That's a new record!" Chloe ,your loving cousin, said jokingly, taking a sip of her Peace Tea.

"Nnng" You groaned, stomach growling. Your name is Shay Fonner, and today is your 17th birthday, in fact. You and your 16 year old cousin Chloe sit in your room on your laptops, as usual.

"I want food, Chloe go get me some food...please." You groaned, stomach growling again."

"Too bad, all we have is apple juice. I mean, I sent Dirk and Jake to go get some food, but god DAMN they are taking forever. I'm starting to think I should've just gone to get it myself." Chloe said, regreting her dumb desicion.

You facepalm, thinking to yourself 'WHY WORLD. WHY?!' You had a deep crush on Jake English for a while now, and you knew he was gay for Dirk, and Chloe's poor desicion mad you feel kinda sad about the topic. "Why did you let Dirk and Jake get food?!"

Chloe shrugs,"I was too lazy to go get the food myself, plus I was talking with John at the moment."

You never knew why Chloe was so infatuated with Egderp, what with her constant teasing about the 'Batter Witch' you thought she hated him, but of course not. Chloe was always...different like that, you suppose.

"Whateve-" You were cut off by Jake entering the room with bags of food, which you imediatley got up for some.

"Jeesh English, what took you long enough? I mean, one hour to get food for four people. Where's Strider as well?" Chloe's curiosity was at its peak today. You think to yourself, 'I hope English prepared himnself for the one million questions he's about to recieve.'

"Well, Chloe, it seems me and the ol' Strider got in quite a bit of the fight on our way to the store. I'm sorry for arriving late, I suppose, but I guess I must be leaving." Jake announced. You spun your head to look at Jake. He seemed to be nervous about something, or someone.

"Jake, what's wrong?" You ask, acting a bit like Chloe.

Jake takes a moment to sigh, then answers your question. "Nothing much, I just have duties to fufill is all." He then left your room, a bit sadly.

"Eh, I wonder what his problem is..." Chloe said, having her headset returned to playing more random Vocaloid music.

You were curious as well, and knowing you, you'd find out somehow.