Sailor Screw
A Ridiculous Parody One Shot Of DOOM.
I own nothing of Neji. I do own the lyrics to this parody song, though.
A/N: my only thoughts are 'What in hell have I done? What is WRONG with my mind?' It did serve a good laugh, though...Honestly, I haven't watched Sailor Moon in years. XD Take no insult from this fic, SM fans...It just popped into my head.
Summary: Neji lost another bet. Now he has to dress in the most ridiculous outfit…..While this stupid song is playing. No pairings. Crack.
Fighting evil by the moonlight
Neji sighed as he stepped out of the shadows. He wore a Sailor Moon uniform, his hair tied in two buns.
Winning love by the daylight
Neji did his best not to scream. Why did he have to loose this bet? And this costume made him look fat….
Never running from a real fight!
He is the one named Sailor Screw.
"Hold up!" Neji shouted. "That isn't how the song goes! It's Sailor MOON, not Sailor SCREW!"
He'll never give up on his friends
He will fight until the end
He's got the ultimate defence, yeah!
He is the one named Sailor Screw!
Neji twitched. "…….damn it….." he muttered as he struck his authentic Sailor (Screw) pose.
Sailor Ramen!
Naruto appeared, grinning, striking many, many poses.
Sailor LZ!
Shikamaru lazily stood, not bothering to pose
Sailor Emo Duck!
"No……Just…….No." Sasuke stood, mini-skirt and all. "I am not a duck….."
He is the one named Sailor Screw!
"THAT'S IT!" Neji yelled, ripping off the costume to reveal his normal clothes. "You're dead, you hear?!"
A fit of giggles burst out on the speaker phone
"HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR SCREW!"
HAKKE KUSHO! And you die.
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