Snake is on one of his missions taking out his next Metal Gear. He was briefed on how to destroy it...
As snake nears it, he follows his briefing. "Ok. First, we have to jump onto the head and piss and poop on it. Ahhh. 3 liters of beer down the drain. Next, after pooping on it, we have to stick a metal bar up its ass and hope you hit the self-destruct button. Then you run like hell. Drat, I can't hit the button but I hear that it's in the dick. Therefore I shall kick the dick HARD! That will cause the button to double onto the bar. Yes that's a good idea. Ok metal gear, you gonna die." POW!! (Now back to reality)
"SNAKE!!" otacon screamed. "What the hell do you think you're doing?? Why did you piss and poop on my head? Why did you kick me in the dick? Why did you stick a metal bar up my ass? Have you been sleepwalking again??!!"
"Oops, hehe, my bad, well um, I think I'll send you to the hospital" said snake.
"AAAAAAHHHH hurry up!!!!!" screamed Otacon.
(a few hours later)
"Hello Mr. Otacon, I will be your doctor for your stay here. My name is Solidus Snake, and I promise you we will give you the best treatment there is to offer."
As snake nears it, he follows his briefing. "Ok. First, we have to jump onto the head and piss and poop on it. Ahhh. 3 liters of beer down the drain. Next, after pooping on it, we have to stick a metal bar up its ass and hope you hit the self-destruct button. Then you run like hell. Drat, I can't hit the button but I hear that it's in the dick. Therefore I shall kick the dick HARD! That will cause the button to double onto the bar. Yes that's a good idea. Ok metal gear, you gonna die." POW!! (Now back to reality)
"SNAKE!!" otacon screamed. "What the hell do you think you're doing?? Why did you piss and poop on my head? Why did you kick me in the dick? Why did you stick a metal bar up my ass? Have you been sleepwalking again??!!"
"Oops, hehe, my bad, well um, I think I'll send you to the hospital" said snake.
"AAAAAAHHHH hurry up!!!!!" screamed Otacon.
(a few hours later)
"Hello Mr. Otacon, I will be your doctor for your stay here. My name is Solidus Snake, and I promise you we will give you the best treatment there is to offer."