Chuck vrs Spy Humor:

Since coming to Burbank and assigned to the NERD Bartowski, Major John Casey had always tried to get him get him with his dry spy humor. He remembers how he laughed inside when Chuck attempted to learn the Tango when Casey tricked him, believing it would be necessary for the Mission success against El Cuidad. But it had been some time since Casey had been able to pull one of his jokes on Chuck.

But the difference was his new partner Sarah Walker had become one of the best partners her had ever had, and he knew she and Bartowski had feelings for one another. But also realized it had been awhile since he had punked a partner. He was aching to play a joke on both of them. So he finally came out with an idea to get both of them. However he needed to get the help of one Diane Beckman. In her day as a field agent the general had been known to pull a practical joke in her day.

So the plan was set in motion, Beckman arranged for the team to go for some much needed R&R to Las Vegas. The past several months had been rather busy for the team so she told them she was arranging some much needed down time before new missions would be assigned. Unknowingly to Sarah and Chuck they failed to see the tiny grin on the side of her face when she looked over to Major Casey.

"Thank you General we really appreciate having time to relax and to be honest I've never been to Las Vegas." Chuck interjected.

"Well Chuck I am certain that Major Casey and Sarah can give you a tour and give you all an enjoyable time, "The General replied holding back the laughter that was building inside her.

"Well thank you on my part as well" Sarah injected..

"Well Bartowski I am going to show you two the sights and maybe finally make a man out of you. "a grunt of approval escaped Major Casey's face.

However that brief moment did not escape Sarah Walkers notice. She felt abit uneasy but could not fully explain why. The team packed up and Chuck told Ellie that he and Sarah and John would be heading for a mini-vacation in Las Vegas.

"I really wish Devon and I could come but we have to work this weekend" Ellie replied with regret.

"See you when we get back, love you." Chuck replied.

The three drove the hours to Las Vegas and checked into their hotel rooms, Chuck a little surprised that Sarah and he would be sharing a room together. But Casey explained that he was still the Intersect and it would be better for her to be with him than he and the Major.

The evening went perfectly after a fine meal they enjoyed a show and then went out to some much needed drinks and music. Major Casey then set his plan in motion for the gag of all gags on his partners. He had the NSA make all the necessary things he needed for this to work. It was his time to buy the round of drinks and he pulled out the 'nightshade'.

Nightshade was a drug his agency had recently developed that could knock out a person, mimic alcohol intoxication for 6 hours and also have some mild amnesia affects. While it was harmless overall, it did get the job done when

Casey knew that Sarah could hold her liquor as could as he did so he needed something abit extra. Time for his prank to begin.

The next morning Sarah awoke very groggy and not understanding how she had drunk so much .But even more curious was she realized she was naked under the bed sheets, and then she heard a soft moan next to her. Sarah slowly turned and saw a man next to her, who was obviously very naked as well. Then she noted the brown curls and mouthed O—M-G, all she could expel from her mouth was," Chuck!"

Chuck could only groan," Uhhhhhhhhhh, so wasted, I have never drunk so much before."

Then his brain slowly kicked in realizing that he and Sarah were in the same bed, and opening his eyes saw the curve of her breasts coming into view. His eyes shot open like a shock put, "Sarah what are you doing here?, YOUR NAKED! SARAH YOU'RE NAKED IN BED WITH ME! "Then he glanced down and the realization came to him "Oh my God, I'm naked! WE"RE BOTH NAKED SARAH!"

Chuck became very nervous and babbled his words because this was either the most fantastic dream or a sick nightmare for him. He loved Sarah so much but had realized there could not be anything more between them because the CIA/NSA would never condone a real relationship between them. They would take Sarah and reassign her and Chuck in turn would be through to the deepest, darkest bunker they had in the government stores. Then he noticed the gold ring on his hand and looking over to Sarah saw she was also earing on her hand.

"Sarah you have a wedding ring on , and I seem to have one as well. What did we do last night?" Chuck softly and somewhat startled asked.

"Chuck I can't explain anything. I can usually hold my alcohol but I'm in a fog as much as you seem to be."

"Sarah do you think we got ma-? " Chuck softly asked.

"I don't know chuck but I really need to use the bathroom, when I get back let's get some answers." She replied.

Walking past the hotel room she saw her as well as Chucks thrown around the bedroom and on the table in the room she saw it. On the table and a marriage certificate and pictures of them kissing and showing off the wedding bands to one another.

The realization of the enormity of what was in her hands finally hit her and the bed sheet which was covering her naked body fell to the ground. There stood Sarah Walker bare assed naked and her cute butt in full display for one Charles Irving Bartowski. Who one he fully realized what was being seen in front of his eyes, almost stopped breathing. He was overcome at the wondrous sight of Sarah Walker his beautiful blood goddess totally bare assed naked. His mind did a massive brain dump when a thought quickly passed his mind" OH god ,what a sexy ass you have Sarah!"

Then a big grin and an even bigger "OH Boy" escaped his lips.