Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade... I think Takao Aoki does?

I really wanted to use the characters original Japanese names, but I like Tala and Bryan more than Yuri and Boris.. and I like Takao more than Tyson. Do you think It would be Okay to combine the two in future Fics?

"You got into a quarrel with Boy scouts? wait" Rei. "Japan has Scouts? I thought only America has these things-"

"We thought so too." Ian. "apparently Japan has this big Boy and Girl scouts Association thing too-"

"And to get back at these skanky brats we needed to join these stupid Boy Scouts troops-" Daichi.

"But reaching their level officially with official training with other wimps would be a waste of time-" Ian

"So we thought we'd make our own troop, and we checked around and-" Daich explained and Kevin cut him off.

"Though we probably need at least two more people to our troop that's not a problem as much as-"

"We need a Den Mother." Ian finished, bluntly. Watching Rei watching them blankly. And while blank Rei was having a wonderful trip processing the blunt information, Kevin decided to take the opportunity and explain.

"W-well you see, the main Scouts office said that we can become our own troop if we have enough members and we proove ourself as good Scouts-"

"But we first need a Den Mother, which also needs to prove her- err, himself." Daichi said, and started mimicking the office lady from earlier. "Scouts must be Courteous and friendly-"

"Faithful and Courageous-" Kevin.

"Kind and Cheerful-" Daichi.

"And thrifty and Thankful." Ian.

Kevin "So we thought about all the people we know who fit the description and I immediately thought about-"

"We want You to be our Den Mother." Ian said. Bluntly. Again.

"... What happened to Loyalty?" was all Rei could voice out. Oh wait, that's probably Faithfulness.

The three shrugged, watching him so intently he started to sweat.

He had to get out of this situation. He just had to.

"How..how about.." Courteous, friendly.. "Chief! He's friendly, and-"

"He's a coward." Ian pffed. "He's piss his pants."

"..." Faithful, courageous.. " Then Tyson? or Max? They are cheerful enough, and courageous-"

"-And pigs who don't know the meaning of thrift when it comes to food or mustard-" Daichi snored. Rei gave him a weird look. "Aren't you the sa... never mind." He scanned the three of them tiredly. Ok, so the others in Daichi's, and occasionally his team were out so -hold on.

"How about Tyson's Grandpa-"

"Too old."

"Then why don't you ask Hillary? Or Mariah? they'll make great Den Mothers-"

"Awe! Hillary isn't kind or thankful or thrifty-"

"No girls allowed." Ian said smoothly which made Daichi shut up as he and Kevin looked at him. "It's Boy Scouts Kon, not Girl Scouts."

"Fine, then just ask Kai to be your Den Mother! He's a Boy!" Rei snapped, annoyed at the rude, haughty tone the little Russian brat used at him.

The silence lasted for exactly three seconds.

"Kind and Cheerful, Rei-"

"He doesn't even look Friendly-"

"Or Faithful - he swapped teams more than anyone else I know about-"

"Ok, Ok. I get it - I didn't really mean it anyway." Rei raised his hand in defeat and sighed, thinking who else could rescue him from this unfortunate fate.

"Lee?"

Kevin snorted grumpy. "Yeah, like he'll ever agree on being a Boy Scout- besides he'll just call us babies and himself a Babysitter."

"...Right. Garry?" He suggested though already knowing the answer, promoted by Kevin, obviously.

"Food and laziness. Not so much thrift."

Rei suppressed a groan and shifted his look to stare at Ian, at last.

The later stared back. Hard.

"Don't even think about it. You know there's no way."

"Well, Tala can be friendly and cheerful-" Rei promoted with a nervous half-grin. When he freezes his opponent to tiny bits of metal-flavored sorbet and laughs maniacally. "And I'm sure he can be quite charming-"

"No." Said all three of them, putting their best disapproving faces. "We want to crush these Boy-Farts in their own field like little ants, not scare them to death." Kevin cleared very.. clearly.

"Yeah, having Tala would be like... an Overkill." Daichi claimed.

"Then... Bryan?... No." Rei almost laughed at himself for even suggesting out loud. "Then Spencer. Spencer is good, right?" He look at Ian, seeking his approval. Ian thought about it for a moment.

Actually, he didn't have anything bad about Spencer, except he is a little dry...

"You're more cheerful. Way more." so Ian eventually claimed. "Get it already Kon." The Russian smirked wickedly. "You're not getting out of this. We-" The smirk dropped and his eyes narrowed dangerously. "Want. You."

Rei's chuckled nervously and turned his back to them.

...Great. Just... Great.

This came out after I watched Girl Scouts movie. :D At first I thought about putting Ming Ming in, too, but... oh well. Anyway, I have quite the few drabbles and half-fics almost ready to be published... Maybe i'll turn this to a multi-drabble fic, you know, each chapter is different?