A Day in the Life
By: CrystallicSky
Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or any of its characters, nor do I make any profit or attempt to with the writing of this or any of my other pieces.
Warnings: Language, sexual implications, homosexuality, etc.
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6:52 AM – Wake up, stare blearily at the clock, mutter curses and go back to sleep.
8:30 AM – Get woken up by alarm, scream curses, and throw pillow at clock.
8:32 AM – Fall asleep again.
12:04 PM – Wake up a third time, proceed to bitch about how the alarm was supposed to have gone off hours ago and now half the day is gone.
12:15 PM – Go off to shower and otherwise attend to personal hygiene.
12:45 PM – Finish up with personal hygiene and leave bathroom.
12:50 PM – Wander aimlessly around mansion in search of food, trying to think of what to do today.
1:10 PM – Devour breakfast of leftover pizza and an energy drink and decide to head down to the lab and occupy self there.
1:13 PM – Remember there's not much to do down there, either, and heave a sigh of boredom.
1:30 PM – Upon realizing that inspiration for a robot or machine isn't striking any time soon, look up some 'unsolvable' equations and waste some time solving them in clear defiance of average human intellect.
2:27 PM – Grudgingly acknowledge Wu-alarm; debate on whether or not it's worth it to go.
2:30 PM – Give up on debating and go anyway.
3:00 PM – Have ass whooped by monks, unsurprisingly.
3:12 PM – Reorient self and retreat home to lick wounds.
3:32 PM – Arrive home, settle in to mope about newest failure.
5:46 PM – Become abruptly pissed off upon thinking over the full extent of Xiaolin-assholitude.
5:47 PM – Plot revenge.
6:03 PM – Inspiration strikes full-force, race down to the lab to get building.
7:31 PM – Invention is completed. Easily best one yet.
7:42 PM – Head off to revisit the monks…
8:12 PM – Arrive.
8:13 PM – Introduce Xiaolin to the concept of FTL travel, AKA 'faster-than-light' travel. Monks are now moving too fast to be seen as anything but vague blurs; too fast to cause any harm to Evil ever again as they will consistently overshoot their intended destinations when trying to move and cannot stand still.
8:15 PM – Watch blurs for a few moments, content in the knowledge that all four of them will be ghosts to the world for the rest of their lives and can only communicate with their own miserable selves for however long they have left to live (consequences of FTL travel to the human body unclear: could very well just be a couple of minutes).
8:17 PM – Leave triumphantly without gloating (who would hear it? Ha!).
8:47 PM – Get home, decide to savor some well-deserved Victory Pudding. Why not? Pretty much just killed the monks.
9:00 PM – Become surprised when Chase shows up for an unannounced visit.
9:05 PM – Converse pleasantly with Chase for the first time in ever; notice he actually seems to like said conversing and find it odd as he can normally barely tolerate presence.
9:15 PM – Discover Chase's true agenda: he was impressed by the actions of 8:12 PM-8:17 PM to the extent that he wants to give the master-apprentice relationship another shot.
9:17 PM – Against deepest desires, refuse. Have seen nothing to prove he has any more than a passing interest and will find himself another apprentice the moment I become boring or do something wrong; he's certainly done about as much before.
9:18 PM – Discover Part Two of Chase's agenda.
11:30 PM – Decide to be thoroughly convinced of Chase's want. Also, did not know he was in possession of a cock over nine inches. Am pleasantly surprised.
11:35 PM – Accept apprentice/consortship and go home with Chase.
11:36 PM - AWESOME.
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A/N: No comment.