The Epic Tale of the Midget Princess

by Fern Stone

Based on the Amber DRPG game I play in. Emelina is the youngest, and smallest, princess in Amber. Often overlooked she wants the throne just as much as her various siblings. Sneaky and devious she goes about her way to make life difficult for those she dislikes. But as things begin to get weird in Amber Emelina is forced to choose sides and ultimately stand against evil. Maybe.

1. Introduction

A Note from the Narrator

My name is Princess Emelina, youngest (and smallest) child of King Oberon of Amber. I'm also known as Eli, or just Midget. I have black hair, blue eyes and numerous annoying older (and taller) half siblings that I am definitely not plotting to kill (note the sarcasm). I am a thief and proud of it, I also may or may not compulsively lie. Who knows? Maybe everything I'm saying is a lie. Maybe not. My preferred weapons are my bow and daggers because to be frank I suck with a sword or any other melee weapon that's similar. Don't even get me started on the puny strength I was born with and haven't bothered to increase. I just tend to stick to the shadows. All sneaky skills are ones I have. Yeh, yeh, I know what you're thinking. Didn't I say I was a princess at the beginning? Yes, I am, but if you had the family I do you wouldn't have turned out much better. Believe me I know.

This is my story.

My seriously messed up story.