An: just a few drabbles I had about Eliot and Linsey. Lindsey keeps changing Eliot's ringtone, much to his older brother's annoyance.
I've had these sitting on my computer for a while with my other stories. I have a couple more and I'll post them soon. Same 'verse as the dramatic brother and the good brother but can be read as a stand alone.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the songs. Also, i chose Sara Beth's name from random but i think it might be in a song, not one i've used or am in any way referencing

(She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy)

Eliot didn't get a cell phone until after his time in the army. Before the army, he didn't need it. Pretty much anyone he wanted or needed to talk to was within shouting distance. During the army he couldn't have one, especially once he got into the more clandestine missions. Once he was out though, his brother and sister demanded he get one. He might have been able to argue against one of them but together he didn't stand a chance. Actually, he probably didn't stand a chance anyway, not with Lawyer boy and Sara Beth – Puppy Eyes – McDonald. So he got a cell phone. That had 2 numbers in it. For months they were the only two numbers in the phone.

Since Lindsey had bought the phone for him, he also set it up. It used military time and had texting disabled. It didn't do any of that annoying crap and he was fine with all that. Then he realized that Linny had made the ringtone a song. He hadn't noticed it before because he kept it on vibrate all the time but somehow, he must have pressed a button, the ringer got turned on. Full volume.

He realized this in the middle of a job, when he was getting ready to take down 6 armed guards. He realized it when the phone went off. At full volume. He didn't care that he'd been able to use their distraction against them and won the fight quicker than he probably would have. Every time he saw his partner for that job, the man would whistle the tune under his breath. The man didn't even like country. He finally punched the guy when he asked Eliot if he could borrow his tractor, he wanted to take his girl out.

Lindsey refused to change it and Eliot couldn't figure it out so, after 3 months and 2 more people finding out his ringtone, Eliot bought a new phone. He transferred the contacts (which he was very proud of, thank you very much) and threw the other phone against a wall then threw the pieces in the river.

Please review! I had fun writing this, let me know if you enjoyed reading it :)