AKATSUKI IS A BAD BOY: PAIN
This is Pain's data on Santa's list.
PAIN- 45% Good 55% Bad Boy
Status- No presents for Christmas
Reasons;
Raping Deidara every night
Kill fangirls
Make Orochimaru cry
Not letting Akatsuki members to buy cookies
Ban members from using herbal shampoo, just because it reminds you of your 1.4 inch dick
Steal Kakuzu's money to buy collection of Icha Icha: Men's Desire
Not paying for popcorn
Never let Itachi watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Never allow Kakuzu to sing, The Man with A Million Dollars
Ban Sasori from watching Pinnochio in 3D
Eat Deidara's clay Fantazises about getting in Justin Beiber's pants
Disobeys road regulations
Seduces a female cop
Steal candy from the Old Folks' Home
Reasons that might show you're kind, but still not enough;
Help Konan do laundry
Protecting young boys from Orochimaru
Saying 'hi' to Tobi
Bow down to the Ramen God
Helps Micheal Jackson to pay for plastic surgery
Trains his pet dog, Barbie, in basketball Help Konan kill people who steal her origami, except for Hidan, he cannot die
Done. Whew. Please review, especially if you find it funny. And non-members pls review as well, pwease, I enable for non-members to review. Come on, k?