AKATSUKI ! FIRED SERIES: WEASEL, I MEAN ITACHI
THE AKATSUKI RULEZ; 1. YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PARTNER, THAT MEANS YOU, ITACHI AND KISAME, KAKUZU YOU ALSO AND DO NOT GIVE THE MONEY EXCUSE 2. DO NOT INVITE YAOI FANGIRLS 3. NO TSUKUYOMIING ANYONE, RULE ONLY APPLIES TO ITACHI AND TOBI 4. NO STEALING CLAY FROM DEIDARA 5. NO STEALING MONEY FROM KAKUZU 6. NO STRIPPING IN FRONT OF AKATSUKI MEMBERS, THAT'S YOU HIDAN 7. NO ANYTHING STUPID
Itachi read the sign and goes to Kisame...xxx.. ITACHI: Yo, Kisame wanna fuck?
KISAME: '_' Then suddenly, NO WAY YOU FUCKING FREAKING !#$ !#$! *sighs* Fine.
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ITACHI: Ok, Im going now...*walks to Hidan's room*
HIDAN: What the fuck are you doing here, for Jashin's sake!
ITACHI: Uhh...wanna fuck?
HIDAN: No, you freakin' hooker!
ITACHI: Pwease..*puppy eyes*
HIDAN: Oh who am I kidding? *make out with Itachi*
KAKUZU: *walks in his bitch's, no erm- he means his partner's room* OMJ! *runs out to Pain's "evil" lair
Kakuzu goes to Pain's room..xxx..
KAKUZU: Leader! Leader! It's horrible! Itachi is fucking Hidan! The horror! My eyes! Scarred!
PAIN: What! The rulez say that no sex! I'll destroy them with my giant, big stick! *rushes to Hidan's room*
GROUP OF PEOPLE: OMJ! It's Pain! *all of them kisses him, and strips him*
PAIN: Noo! Damn you, fangirls! *is engulfed by fangirls* I give up! You win!
DEIDARA: Ahh..no no get away!
PAIN: That's coming from Deidara's room! I'm coming! *puts on a Scottish outfit and pushes fangirls away going to Deidara's room*
Pain reaches Deidara's room and opens the door..
PAIN: MY eyes! Ahhhh! Itachi, put on your clothes and to my office!
ITACHI: Hn. *follows Pain*
At Pain's office...xxx...
PAIN: Itachi, three words...YOU ARE FIRED! Now get out of my house!
ITACHI: No way, I have fuckbuddies! *puppy eyes*
PAIN: Go!
ITACHI: Fine..*cries as he leaves the base*
EPILOUGE;
OROCHIMARU: Kukukuku...Itachi will finally be mine...kukukuku KABUTO: So, what did you do anyway?
OROCHIMARU: Kukuku...sex pills...soon he will come to me...in my brand new pedo van! *light shines at a spot where a van is* *gleams proudly* This is the new future pedo mobile! So kawaii! *hugs van*
KABUTO: I'll be going now. *in a milisecond is out of the room*
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