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A/N: Kindof a mix between this 'Lifetime' movie and a picture I saw of Bulma in a plane looking like a jet piolt! O.o
Chapter 1
The Lost Civilization
Bulma balanced her number 2 pencil on her nose. In the darkness, the pictures infront of her flashed and the colors danced across her face.
"Miss Briefs!"
Bulma shot out of her daydream. Some of her male buddies snickered, she all shot them glares.
"Were you even listening Briefs?"
"No Commander" Bulma said tiredly. "But I'll try to pay attention if my schedule permits me so"
The Commander snapped his pointing stick.
"Good way to piss 'mother' off" Miki Reynolds, a good friend of Bulma applauded. He extended his hand and she slapped him a low five.
Where this little bunch was was a military base in the secluded deserts of Japan. This area was cloased off to everyone except certain persons who were being trainged in this field of extra terestrial activity. (A/N: Think Area 51 people -.-) This bunch was the Undercover Air Force. There job to fight off enemies, wether it be from another country or from another world. In this class, Bulma was the only female, but was friends with all the guys, and sometimes mistaked for one with her attitude and temper.
"Alright little Missy, you'll be leading the 'nest' into the canyons. Find out what's up with theses ET sightings!"
"Yes Mama" Bulma shouted "Your little spitfire will find ET's ass and smoke it back into space!"
There Commander had earned the nickname 'mother' due to his suffocating close surveilance of his students, and the class were his nest of young birds, whish he was onvinced weren't ready to do anything. The bell rang and everyone went to the locker room. (A/N: Not THAT kind of locker room!) Bulma went to her locker and placed her boots on. She glanced at the pictures of her family. The only drag about this lin of prefession, you had to isolate yourself from anyone who knew you.
"Hiya Briefs"
Bulma looked up and saw about the only person here she couldn't stand.
"Yamcha" she hissed.
Everyone around the two moved off to the side.
"Take it easy spitfire" Miki whispered. He tossed her a cigar. She bit off the end and lit it. She inhaled and blew her smoke in Yamcha's face. He brushed the cloud of smoke away from his face.
"Very cute Briefs. Now how about giving me the job of leading the crew. It's not a woman's place to do such round work" yamcha said while cupping her chin.
Bulma smacked his hand away. She spat on his boots. The men surroundign her oohed and ahhed. Some murmered that Yamcha was going to get his ass kicked.
"What do I have to prove that I'm made for this?" Bulma asked curiously.
"How about getting some balls!"
Everyone covered there mouths and awaited Bulma's comeback.
"Atleast I have more balls than you. I have been the leader in this bunch since the day we our asses walked into this sandy hell, and where were you, at the bottom of our class. The laziest, non co-operating most incompetent and probably impotent ass. You disgrace everyone in this profession! Shit like you doesn't even need to be between the ass cheeks of a whore let alone a soilder of this country. Go back to whatever 'Special' school you came from, you still have things to learn!"
Everyone hooted and howled. Bulma wasn't the only person to despise Yamcha, everyone else did. So what if he came from a rich family, he thought because he was rich, he was better than everyone. bulma came from a family just as rich, but she acted just like any other person. Everyone walked out of the locker room, patting Bulma on the back, she grinned and lead everyone to the launch pad.
Everyone hopped into their jets. Bulma climbed into her jet, nick named hers Spitfire, that was her nickname in the air. She did a thumbs up to Miki, who got into his jet, nick named 'Delude De Screw' (Deluded Screw). She held no emotional attachments towards Miki, nor did he to her, he was just her best friend. Miki made it very clear what his sexual prefrence was. He wasn't 'Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity' gay, he was the dominate one in the relationship. Whe she first arrived at the academy, she was teased cause she was a girl, Miki was her friend from the begining, and helped her change the point of views of everyone, all except for Yamcha. Bulma started up her engine and was the first, leading the others, Yamcha at the end.
She loved to fly, she could do this all day, she loved flying at high altitudes, it was the perfect high, but she managed to fly and maintain a hold on reality at the same time. She moved her joint stick and did loop de loops and flew up side down. Miki rolled his eyes and got his radio to communicate to her.
"Spitfire, I warned you to go easy on the sugar cubes at O' Six Hundred hours!"
"Ha Ha Ha" Bulma said sarcastically "Very funny"
"Come on, look for little green men"
Bulma huffed but complied. Her flying hymperness dimmed and she scanned the area well. There were a total of 5 canyons, that made a huge one, but there was plain distance in between each of them.
"Alright men, Spike, Keith, Assman and Doggystyle will hit canyon in the center. (A/N: Macho guys would choose names like this, well atleast I think I do) Mama's boy, Chip, Dallas, and Tito hit the north east canyon. Clyde, Copper, Danny, and Jonesy hit canyon south east. Boosty, Jeramiah, Doozer, Yamcha hit canyon south west. Reynolds and I will hit canyon north west"
"But Spitfire, can't we leave Yammy behind?" Doozer whined.
"Sorry boys, but a baby has to crawl before it walks. Teach him how this air force works"
"I don't take orders from you woman" Yamcha said with disgust.
"My thumb over the missle launch button dissagrees, now get your asses moving!"
Everyone began to split.
"Spitfire, strong winds are picking up around our canyon, should we fall in?" Miki asked.
"Yes, reduce your speed to 40 miles and crawl between the canyons" Bulma ordered.
Bulma and Miki went into the canyons, it was dark, and Bulma's light did little to light the way. Bulma looked up when she noticed that the air was cooler, and it was darker, they were getting closer towards the bottom of the canyon. The canyons were gettign narrower and narrower, making it harder to fly. Miki tried but his plane crashed into a wall, he was not a goner yet.
"Reynalds!" Bulma screamed.
She picked up speed and dived down. She dived under him and caught his body. She lowered to the ground, but eventually her plane was crubmling against the walls. She did her best to maintain control, she eventually crashed and her lights went out.
Bulma rose grogilly. Her head was pulsing with pain, Bulma groaned. A door slid open and someone walked inside, she was in to much pain to stay awake, but she knew that she had found the aliens.
The figure looked down at her. The creatures brown tail unwound from it's waist and flicked across Bulma's face.
"It appears the female's out" another being said as they entered the room.
"I'm aware, her companion is doing fair I presume?"
"Yes my Prince"
Vegeta, Prince, grinned, he finnaly had what he needed to gain what he wanted.
What's to come of the fearless flying duo? What will Vegeta sue them for? Dun dun dun!
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A/N: Kindof a mix between this 'Lifetime' movie and a picture I saw of Bulma in a plane looking like a jet piolt! O.o
Chapter 1
The Lost Civilization
Bulma balanced her number 2 pencil on her nose. In the darkness, the pictures infront of her flashed and the colors danced across her face.
"Miss Briefs!"
Bulma shot out of her daydream. Some of her male buddies snickered, she all shot them glares.
"Were you even listening Briefs?"
"No Commander" Bulma said tiredly. "But I'll try to pay attention if my schedule permits me so"
The Commander snapped his pointing stick.
"Good way to piss 'mother' off" Miki Reynolds, a good friend of Bulma applauded. He extended his hand and she slapped him a low five.
Where this little bunch was was a military base in the secluded deserts of Japan. This area was cloased off to everyone except certain persons who were being trainged in this field of extra terestrial activity. (A/N: Think Area 51 people -.-) This bunch was the Undercover Air Force. There job to fight off enemies, wether it be from another country or from another world. In this class, Bulma was the only female, but was friends with all the guys, and sometimes mistaked for one with her attitude and temper.
"Alright little Missy, you'll be leading the 'nest' into the canyons. Find out what's up with theses ET sightings!"
"Yes Mama" Bulma shouted "Your little spitfire will find ET's ass and smoke it back into space!"
There Commander had earned the nickname 'mother' due to his suffocating close surveilance of his students, and the class were his nest of young birds, whish he was onvinced weren't ready to do anything. The bell rang and everyone went to the locker room. (A/N: Not THAT kind of locker room!) Bulma went to her locker and placed her boots on. She glanced at the pictures of her family. The only drag about this lin of prefession, you had to isolate yourself from anyone who knew you.
"Hiya Briefs"
Bulma looked up and saw about the only person here she couldn't stand.
"Yamcha" she hissed.
Everyone around the two moved off to the side.
"Take it easy spitfire" Miki whispered. He tossed her a cigar. She bit off the end and lit it. She inhaled and blew her smoke in Yamcha's face. He brushed the cloud of smoke away from his face.
"Very cute Briefs. Now how about giving me the job of leading the crew. It's not a woman's place to do such round work" yamcha said while cupping her chin.
Bulma smacked his hand away. She spat on his boots. The men surroundign her oohed and ahhed. Some murmered that Yamcha was going to get his ass kicked.
"What do I have to prove that I'm made for this?" Bulma asked curiously.
"How about getting some balls!"
Everyone covered there mouths and awaited Bulma's comeback.
"Atleast I have more balls than you. I have been the leader in this bunch since the day we our asses walked into this sandy hell, and where were you, at the bottom of our class. The laziest, non co-operating most incompetent and probably impotent ass. You disgrace everyone in this profession! Shit like you doesn't even need to be between the ass cheeks of a whore let alone a soilder of this country. Go back to whatever 'Special' school you came from, you still have things to learn!"
Everyone hooted and howled. Bulma wasn't the only person to despise Yamcha, everyone else did. So what if he came from a rich family, he thought because he was rich, he was better than everyone. bulma came from a family just as rich, but she acted just like any other person. Everyone walked out of the locker room, patting Bulma on the back, she grinned and lead everyone to the launch pad.
Everyone hopped into their jets. Bulma climbed into her jet, nick named hers Spitfire, that was her nickname in the air. She did a thumbs up to Miki, who got into his jet, nick named 'Delude De Screw' (Deluded Screw). She held no emotional attachments towards Miki, nor did he to her, he was just her best friend. Miki made it very clear what his sexual prefrence was. He wasn't 'Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity' gay, he was the dominate one in the relationship. Whe she first arrived at the academy, she was teased cause she was a girl, Miki was her friend from the begining, and helped her change the point of views of everyone, all except for Yamcha. Bulma started up her engine and was the first, leading the others, Yamcha at the end.
She loved to fly, she could do this all day, she loved flying at high altitudes, it was the perfect high, but she managed to fly and maintain a hold on reality at the same time. She moved her joint stick and did loop de loops and flew up side down. Miki rolled his eyes and got his radio to communicate to her.
"Spitfire, I warned you to go easy on the sugar cubes at O' Six Hundred hours!"
"Ha Ha Ha" Bulma said sarcastically "Very funny"
"Come on, look for little green men"
Bulma huffed but complied. Her flying hymperness dimmed and she scanned the area well. There were a total of 5 canyons, that made a huge one, but there was plain distance in between each of them.
"Alright men, Spike, Keith, Assman and Doggystyle will hit canyon in the center. (A/N: Macho guys would choose names like this, well atleast I think I do) Mama's boy, Chip, Dallas, and Tito hit the north east canyon. Clyde, Copper, Danny, and Jonesy hit canyon south east. Boosty, Jeramiah, Doozer, Yamcha hit canyon south west. Reynolds and I will hit canyon north west"
"But Spitfire, can't we leave Yammy behind?" Doozer whined.
"Sorry boys, but a baby has to crawl before it walks. Teach him how this air force works"
"I don't take orders from you woman" Yamcha said with disgust.
"My thumb over the missle launch button dissagrees, now get your asses moving!"
Everyone began to split.
"Spitfire, strong winds are picking up around our canyon, should we fall in?" Miki asked.
"Yes, reduce your speed to 40 miles and crawl between the canyons" Bulma ordered.
Bulma and Miki went into the canyons, it was dark, and Bulma's light did little to light the way. Bulma looked up when she noticed that the air was cooler, and it was darker, they were getting closer towards the bottom of the canyon. The canyons were gettign narrower and narrower, making it harder to fly. Miki tried but his plane crashed into a wall, he was not a goner yet.
"Reynalds!" Bulma screamed.
She picked up speed and dived down. She dived under him and caught his body. She lowered to the ground, but eventually her plane was crubmling against the walls. She did her best to maintain control, she eventually crashed and her lights went out.
Bulma rose grogilly. Her head was pulsing with pain, Bulma groaned. A door slid open and someone walked inside, she was in to much pain to stay awake, but she knew that she had found the aliens.
The figure looked down at her. The creatures brown tail unwound from it's waist and flicked across Bulma's face.
"It appears the female's out" another being said as they entered the room.
"I'm aware, her companion is doing fair I presume?"
"Yes my Prince"
Vegeta, Prince, grinned, he finnaly had what he needed to gain what he wanted.
What's to come of the fearless flying duo? What will Vegeta sue them for? Dun dun dun!
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD