DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE UTTERLY WONDERFUL CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME!!!! THEY ALL BELONG TO THE WONDERFUL, HOLY ERU OF ALL THINGS, J.R.R. TOLKIEN!
The idea of the diary format was inspired by Cassandra Claire, the writer of The Very Secret Diaries. I applaud her work in writing this fanfic. Plus, Aragorn is no pervy hobbit fancier in this one.:D
I'm not going to repeat this disclaimer again because it takes too long to write.
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dear diary,
very long day today. me and arwen finally agreed on a site for our honeymoon; the exotic land of earth. unfortunately, earth is nowhere near middle earth, so i asked her how we were going to get there. she was pretty vague, talking about some arrangements gandalf had made. something about a wormhole... am not sure if even gandalf can pull that one off.
am starting to wonder if this was a mistake...
maybe we should've booked a flight to the umbarian beaches while we still had the chance...
oh, dang it, maybe we should've kept the tickets for oliphant watching in harad...
i wonder what gandalf means by a wormhole...
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Dear Diary,
After a long time arguing, I finally persuaded Aragorn to go to Earth. It's going to be so much more fun that suntanning in Umbar... not to mention the place is swarming with all kinds of riffraff... not the kind of place you want to spend your honeymoon. He had all these worries about it; how we were going to get there, where we were going to stay, and what we were going to do. I mean, really, a King is supposed to worry about his people, but Gandalf's taking care of Gondor while we're out. There's nothing to worry about!
Gandalf's arranging for a wormhole to be opened for our trip... I really don't know what he is talking about. I don't think I need to. As long as nothing goes wrong, our trip will be perfectly wonderful!
As for accomodations, we'll be staying at some Tolkien-enthusiast's house... the host goes by the name of Lucky Luckless. Whatever the case, we won't be staying in the house. We'll be traveling the world, sampling Swiss chocolates and Japanese sushi and that WONDERFUL stuff those Irish people call cream soda... oh, this trip will just be totally and utterly wonderful!