THE AKATSUKI INTERVIEW SERIES: PAIN
TOBI: Yay! First member...comeon interview *drags Pain to the DARK basement*
PAIN: What interview?
TOBI: Join Akatsuki, duh, you bonehead *slaps Pain*
PAIN: YOU DID NOT JUST SLAP ME, YOU ORANGE !#$ !#$! *slaps Tobi*
TOBI: Tobi is good boy! *kicks Pain's "pride"
PAIN: Owee! Why do I need an interview, you bitch! I'm boss! *walks away but is glomped by Tobi*
TOBI: *enters Madara mode* I'm boss, you son of a bitch! You slut! You prostitute! You fucking piece of shit! *two hours later* !#$ !#$ !#$ !#$! *2 days later* !#$ !#$ !#$! *so long that the narrator got tired of waiting and Pain has public hair* PAIN: You idiot! I'm hungry! TWO WEEEKS WITHOUT FOOD! *bites his arm*
MADARA: NOO..interview...or I'll let you starve *laughs maniacally*
PAIN: Why are you such a douche? Seriously some rip off interview? For what?
MADARA: You slut! The writer will make me stuck in Playhouse Disney if I don't do interview! PAIN: Like I care!
ME: Pain, do it and make people laugh or I'll throw you at Ugly Betty! And I mean the show.
PAIN: *shudders at the horrible thing* Fine. *gulps* ME: I'll now make you do it! Retarded Writing no Jutsu!
Before 5 years...
MADARA: So, Pain why do you want to join Akatsuki?
PAIN: To save the world! *wears a Scottish outfit*
MADARA: Lame. I bet even your mom has better things to say.
PAIN: Yeah, says the guy with the 0.3 inch dick!
MADARA: What- If you tell anyone! I'll kill you and- *falls into a hole*
PAIN: What's happening? Wait, wahhh! *falls into another hole*
A Madara falling down later...
MADARA: Where am I?
MICKEY: Hello, jippers, welcome to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! I love you! *hugs Madara*
DONALD: I wanna be your friend! *takes a vibrator and shoves it into his ass*
MADARA: Oww..you...Damn you, author...I'm stuck in hell, no, worse than hell! I'll get you! *cries*
GOOFY: Aww..don't cry, hey Mickey let's sing the Happy Song! *all of them sings the song*
MADARA: Kami, why do you hate me! *shouts in agony* Song, it burns!
MADARA: Wait..hmm..I have teleporting jutsu..but only enough to use once...HA! *Madara teleports but found himself in Clifford the Big Red Dog*
CLIFFORD: Falls down and squashes him..*woofs*
MADARA: I hate my life...
I know really short...sorry I was quite lazy. Well, uh pls R & R.