AKATSUKI INTERVIEW SERIES: ZETZU
PAIN: So, why do you want to join Akatsuki?
ZETZU: Because I wanna rape you...*drools* Just kidding! NOT! *strips Pain*
PAIN: Waah! Get away, you..*clamped and anal raped by Zetzu*
HELLO! THIS SCENE IS TOO DISTURBING SO IT WILL BE DELETED!
PAIN: Oww, you sprained my butt..YOU! I'm seme not uke! *teleports behind Zetzu and fucks him*
ZETZU: *screams like hell*
PAIN: Beat that, you freaky plant thingy!
MADARA: *drops from sky* Finally, I'm away from that stupid Disney crap! *sighs* OH MY JASHIN! Why is Pain making out with some oreo guy? He's mine you oreo! *tackles Zetzu and fucks Pain*
PAIN: Wait! Ahh...I'm been raped by some old coot!
MADARA: Shut up! I'm only 187! THIS SCENE IS TOO DISTURBING!
After a threesome thingy...
HASHIRAMA: i didn't know you swing that way...come here honey..*drools*
MADARA: Ahh...run for my life! *runs as Hashirama chases him*
DANZO: Hey, Zetzu, wanna ride on my windowless van?
ZETZU: Sure.. PAIN & MADARA: Wait! Come back! *runs after the van*
ME: Well, that's it for today. Thank you. I truly apologize for it being so short and it's because I only had 7 minutes to post a oneshot. R & R pwease. I hope the next of the series will be better. If you like this one, also read AKATSUKI INTERVIEW SERIES: PAIN.