Disclaimer: I don't own Rent blah blah blah. I don't even rent Rent…
Prologue
"Me and My Monkey" by Roger Davis.
"How the hell did you come up with that?"
Roger shrugged.
"You were stoned weren't you?"
"I'm not making this up! It happened! I swear!"
"Right, so you want us to believe that on the way to back to New York you picked up a monkey…"
"It was hitchhiking!"
"…and you and this monkey went to Vegas?"
"Yes!"
"So, where is he now?"
"Um…."
A/N: This story is structured around the story in the song "Me and My Monkey" by Robbie Williams, from his album "Escapology". But, this is NOT a song fic. Review please!