This is my first time writing something like this, so forgive me if its not that good.
Chapter 1: Grimmjow and Gin
Are you aware that there is a lot of very...um interesting pictures of you and Ulquiorra on the Internet?
Grimmjow: Interesting how?
Me: Let me show you. *Pulls up DeviantArt, on nearby computer and shows him a picture of him and Ulquiorra kissing.*
Grimmjow: What runs through these peoples heads? And I'm not f***king gay!
Me: Oh, and there's also pictures of you and Aizen and you and Gin.
Grimmjow: Again, I AM NOT F***KING GAY!
OK, Gin. Did you really kill Rangiku?
Gin: *Opens both eyes* Of course not. I'd never hurt Ran-chan.
Me: You do realize that you hurt her by leaving with Aizen, right?
Gin: I know, but I had to. *makes sad face*
Me: Aww.
Ok back to you Grimmjow. Which Espada are you closest to?
Grimmjow: Hmm, tough question. I 've slept with quite a few.
Me: Oh, reallly? Like who?
Grimmjow: Why would I tell you my personal business bitch?
Me: Because I have a closet full of anesthesia. *Grins evily*
Grimmjow: Well, I kinda can't remember most of their names.
Me: Well who have you slept with lately?
Grimmjow: I think it was Halibel...or maybe it was Mila Rose. I can't remember.
Ok Gin. Why did you join Aizen?
Gin: Isn't it obvious?
Me: Nope.
Gin:*sighs* To protect Rangiku.
Me: Aww, really?
Gin: Yeah, I wanted to end the Winter War so Rangiku wouldn't have to cry.
Me: Then why did you say you were a snake, with no emotions?
Gin: … *Opens one eye and winks* To fool Aizen.
Me: *Squeals like crazy fangirl*
Ok, Grimmjow. What is your opinion on the humans?
Grimmjow: There all weak.
Me: Hey I'm human.
Grimmjow: Well your weak then.
Me: *Pulls out seringe loaded with anethstesia* I will put you to sleep.
Grimmjow: I have a sword capable of peircing the shit out of you.
Me: Ok, on to the next question.
Gin. Why did you decide to kill Aizen?
Gin: Because I was the only one capable of killing him, and I had to kill him...for Rangiku.
Me: Awwwww...but wait I thought Ichigo was supossed to kill him?
Gin: Well, what I am hoping is that if I die, he'd be strong enough to kill the bastard.
Me: He's strong enough to kill that bastard. *clenches fists and makes a confident face*
Gin: Yeah, I hope so.
Ok, Grimmjow. Why did you send Ulquiorra into another dimension?
Grimmjow: Oh, that bastard Ulquiorra's always getting into my fights. I just decided that I wouldn't let him this time.
Me: Oh ok. But do you know how he came back?
Grimmjow: Why would I know that? Why don't you ask the damn guy yourself?
Me: *sweat drops* I will. Ok, next question.
Ok, Gin. Are you aware that Rangiku and your Vice Captain got drunk after you left with Aizen?
Gin: Really?
Me: Yep. They kept telling themselves that they didn't need you.
Gin: Really? Rangiku doesn't need me? *looks down with sad face*
Me: I'm sure she didn't mean it. She was drunk.
Gin: Ok. But I don't want her to drink herself to death over me. *Looks down ashamed*
Me: Awe, thats so sweet! *squeals*
Ok, Grimmjow. Do you know that one of your nicknames is Grimm-kitty?
Grimmjow: What the f**k? Really?
Me: Yup. *starts peting Grimmjow's head*
Grimmjow: *starts to purr* Don't make me kill you!
Me: No you won't, you can't stop purring.
Grimmjow: I'll cut your hand off.
Me: Ok, I'll stop. *makes scared face*
Ok, Gin. What do you of Ichigo's nickname for you? You know, Foxface?
Gin: It was pathetic.
Me: Ichigo just didn't like you.
Gin: I can see why. Especially since, I was with Aizen on the plan to execute Rukia.
Me: It wasn't you're fault.
Gin: Ok. Do I really look like a fox?
Me: Yeah.
Gin:*sighs*
Ok, Grimmjow. Do you know that some people pair you up with Nel?
Grimmjow: Hmm...I think I've slept with her too.
Me: You man-whore.
Grimmjow: *grins evily*
Ok, Gin, last question. How do you truly feel about Rangiku?
Gin: If I tell you...it won't get back to Ran-chan will it?
Me: Nope.
Gin: Well, I like her a lot. But I'm sure she probably hates me now. *slouches in chair looking upset*
Me: Like I said before, don't say that. *pats his back* You never know how she could feel towards you.
Gin: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Me: Ok, now for the dares.
Grimmjow: What the f**k are you talking about? What dares? *looks around nervously*
Gin: Dares? *looks around seeming confused*
Ok, Grimmjow. I dare you to...to play with a ball of yarn, while meowing like the kitty you are.
Me: *throws ball of yarn* Go get it kitty!
Grimmjow: *mumbles* I hate my life. *runs after yarn and begins to play with it* Meow! Meow! Meow! There happy?
Me: Nope keep doing it until this chapter is over. *pulls out camera and starts filming him*
Me: Ok, Gin. I dare you to...talk to Rangiku, just tell her how you feel and maybe she'll consider it even though the winter war is still going on.
Gin: I don't know if I can ever talk to her again. But...I'll try.
Me: Thank you.
Grimmjow: Can I stop, now? Pleease?
Me: Yup.
Grimmjow: Goodbye! *darts out of room*
Gin: See ya, Strawberry-kun15. *walks out of room*
The next chappy is gonna be Ichigo and Byakuya. Please review with questions and dares. I need at least 12 question and two dares for our beloved strawberry and nii-sama :).
