This is my first time writing something like this, so forgive me if its not that good.


Chapter 1: Grimmjow and Gin

Are you aware that there is a lot of very...um interesting pictures of you and Ulquiorra on the Internet?

Grimmjow: Interesting how?

Me: Let me show you. *Pulls up DeviantArt, on nearby computer and shows him a picture of him and Ulquiorra kissing.*

Grimmjow: What runs through these peoples heads? And I'm not f***king gay!

Me: Oh, and there's also pictures of you and Aizen and you and Gin.

Grimmjow: Again, I AM NOT F***KING GAY!

OK, Gin. Did you really kill Rangiku?

Gin: *Opens both eyes* Of course not. I'd never hurt Ran-chan.

Me: You do realize that you hurt her by leaving with Aizen, right?

Gin: I know, but I had to. *makes sad face*

Me: Aww.

Ok back to you Grimmjow. Which Espada are you closest to?

Grimmjow: Hmm, tough question. I 've slept with quite a few.

Me: Oh, reallly? Like who?

Grimmjow: Why would I tell you my personal business bitch?

Me: Because I have a closet full of anesthesia. *Grins evily*

Grimmjow: Well, I kinda can't remember most of their names.

Me: Well who have you slept with lately?

Grimmjow: I think it was Halibel...or maybe it was Mila Rose. I can't remember.

Ok Gin. Why did you join Aizen?

Gin: Isn't it obvious?

Me: Nope.

Gin:*sighs* To protect Rangiku.

Me: Aww, really?

Gin: Yeah, I wanted to end the Winter War so Rangiku wouldn't have to cry.

Me: Then why did you say you were a snake, with no emotions?

Gin: … *Opens one eye and winks* To fool Aizen.

Me: *Squeals like crazy fangirl*

Ok, Grimmjow. What is your opinion on the humans?

Grimmjow: There all weak.

Me: Hey I'm human.

Grimmjow: Well your weak then.

Me: *Pulls out seringe loaded with anethstesia* I will put you to sleep.

Grimmjow: I have a sword capable of peircing the shit out of you.

Me: Ok, on to the next question.

Gin. Why did you decide to kill Aizen?

Gin: Because I was the only one capable of killing him, and I had to kill him...for Rangiku.

Me: Awwwww...but wait I thought Ichigo was supossed to kill him?

Gin: Well, what I am hoping is that if I die, he'd be strong enough to kill the bastard.

Me: He's strong enough to kill that bastard. *clenches fists and makes a confident face*

Gin: Yeah, I hope so.

Ok, Grimmjow. Why did you send Ulquiorra into another dimension?

Grimmjow: Oh, that bastard Ulquiorra's always getting into my fights. I just decided that I wouldn't let him this time.

Me: Oh ok. But do you know how he came back?

Grimmjow: Why would I know that? Why don't you ask the damn guy yourself?

Me: *sweat drops* I will. Ok, next question.

Ok, Gin. Are you aware that Rangiku and your Vice Captain got drunk after you left with Aizen?

Gin: Really?

Me: Yep. They kept telling themselves that they didn't need you.

Gin: Really? Rangiku doesn't need me? *looks down with sad face*

Me: I'm sure she didn't mean it. She was drunk.

Gin: Ok. But I don't want her to drink herself to death over me. *Looks down ashamed*

Me: Awe, thats so sweet! *squeals*

Ok, Grimmjow. Do you know that one of your nicknames is Grimm-kitty?

Grimmjow: What the f**k? Really?

Me: Yup. *starts peting Grimmjow's head*

Grimmjow: *starts to purr* Don't make me kill you!

Me: No you won't, you can't stop purring.

Grimmjow: I'll cut your hand off.

Me: Ok, I'll stop. *makes scared face*

Ok, Gin. What do you of Ichigo's nickname for you? You know, Foxface?

Gin: It was pathetic.

Me: Ichigo just didn't like you.

Gin: I can see why. Especially since, I was with Aizen on the plan to execute Rukia.

Me: It wasn't you're fault.

Gin: Ok. Do I really look like a fox?

Me: Yeah.

Gin:*sighs*

Ok, Grimmjow. Do you know that some people pair you up with Nel?

Grimmjow: Hmm...I think I've slept with her too.

Me: You man-whore.

Grimmjow: *grins evily*

Ok, Gin, last question. How do you truly feel about Rangiku?

Gin: If I tell you...it won't get back to Ran-chan will it?

Me: Nope.

Gin: Well, I like her a lot. But I'm sure she probably hates me now. *slouches in chair looking upset*

Me: Like I said before, don't say that. *pats his back* You never know how she could feel towards you.

Gin: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Me: Ok, now for the dares.

Grimmjow: What the f**k are you talking about? What dares? *looks around nervously*

Gin: Dares? *looks around seeming confused*

Ok, Grimmjow. I dare you to...to play with a ball of yarn, while meowing like the kitty you are.

Me: *throws ball of yarn* Go get it kitty!

Grimmjow: *mumbles* I hate my life. *runs after yarn and begins to play with it* Meow! Meow! Meow! There happy?

Me: Nope keep doing it until this chapter is over. *pulls out camera and starts filming him*

Me: Ok, Gin. I dare you to...talk to Rangiku, just tell her how you feel and maybe she'll consider it even though the winter war is still going on.

Gin: I don't know if I can ever talk to her again. But...I'll try.

Me: Thank you.

Grimmjow: Can I stop, now? Pleease?

Me: Yup.

Grimmjow: Goodbye! *darts out of room*

Gin: See ya, Strawberry-kun15. *walks out of room*


The next chappy is gonna be Ichigo and Byakuya. Please review with questions and dares. I need at least 12 question and two dares for our beloved strawberry and nii-sama :).