Reason Why No One Gives My Friends Free Time

by GenderBender25

Well you see, one day I had a friend who got her lips shut in a gate. She was very sad. So she called her dad. He was very mad. And she did this all while speaking in an Auttish accent. CRACK!FIC! Randomness of one friend in computer class. No, she was not high or crazy. T because I can. And note: this was all at the end of a report she had to turn in for a grade. She turned it in.

Well, my guess is these mouse thingies are pretty cool, especially since I am currently using one to click on random links that I search on the Internet. You probably aren't going to read this far into my report since I have passed the goal # of words, so I am just going to say some random stuff. MmHhm. Let me start.

I like Mountain Dew. My mom says it's bad for me because I am already intoxicated with natural caffeine (maybe she thinks I have gas?), but I think that if it's bad for you, then that really means it's good for you. I guess you could say that I have the same reasoning skills as Bella Swan, given the fact that even though everyone around her, and even Edward himself, for God's sake, told her to stay away from him, she married him, gave birth to his creepy half-human spawn, and then became a bloodsucking monster that eats animals because they have what they call "morals." Right. So I think I have basically just called myself an idiot. But that's okay, Mom says that I'm pretty. Have you ever seen the show Dragon Ball Z Kai? It's retarded. I'll list why.

1) They are all looking for what they call dragon balls.

2) They are all buff guys from another planet—even the kid, who's, like, eleven years old, looks like he's been taking steroids since he was born.

3) THEY ARE ALL MEN! Do I really need to spell it out for you? Looks like Batman's not the only one sliding down the Perverted Bat Pole. I mean, seriously, Robin is totally being manhandled. I wish that the guys in all those anime cartoons would just grow up and get a girl to hang out with them!

Lately, I've been wondering why typing games help you to type. I mean, I understand that typing fast is great and everything, but Fiji llamas are for dumb marionettes.

10 Facts I Know About You:

1) You're reading this

2) You realized that that is a stupid fact.

4) You didn't notice that I skipped three.

5) You're checking now.

6) You're smiling.

8) You didn't realize that I skipped seven.

9) You're checking again.

10) You're nodding your head.

11) You're starting to think that this is stupid.

12) You forgot that there's only supposed to be ten facts.

There is an umu leaning on the window….. I think he wants to get in because his mom forgot his birthday. In my family, if you forget someone's birthday, you have to do 100 pushups and 200 burpees. Just kidding. My family isn't athletic…

ME WRITING COMMENTS

Kudos to you if you noticed in the "10 facts I know about you" there WAS only ten facts. This was something creativelybored (or is it boredcreativity?) wrote in computer class and I copied onto my handy-dandy flash drive. I also added spacing so you could actually read it.

Do I have her permission? No, but that's beside the point. The point is, she no longer has this so I am posting it for her. Also I should probably mention that :

Bunny, you know you love me! You'd never send me a long, hate-filled PM telling me to take this down. You love it too much. After all, this is the reason you didn't get full credit in computer class! 'Cus she actually read it! Correct?