A/N: Soooooo, I wrote this, like, forever ago. And I thought I should publishe it…even if it's kind of stupid…
Ciel sat at his desk, doing some sort of paperwork, when he heard a bit of commotion outside the room.
Frustrated, he yelled, "Keep it down out there! I'm trying to work!"
Sebastian popped his head through the doors and smiled, "Snake wishes to see you, Young Master."
"Snake does?" Ciel asked. It was weird. Snake didn't usually bother him. He was a quiet servant, never talking more than he needed to. "Fine," he sighed, "Just this once. But making it quick. I'm busy."
"Yes, Young Master."
The doors closed, but only to be slammed open a few seconds later. Ciel jumped. Snaked came rushing in. He put his hands on the desk, looking panicked.
"Smile, I feel so fat and pregnant I fear I am about to burst!" He blurted out.
"WHAAAT?!" was all Ciel could manage.
"…Says Emily..." Snake added quietly. _
Ten minutes later, once everyone had calmed down, Snake had successfully explained to Ciel the situation.
"So," Ciel started, rubbing his temples. "You're saying Emily is pregnant and about to lay eggs?"
Snake nodded.
"And you want me to allow her to lay them here, in the manor?"
Snake nodded.
Ciel sighed, "Don't we have enough snakes for one house?"
Snake look truly hurt, so the Earl changed his approach.
"What I'm trying to say is, can't she lay them outside? In the garden?"
Now Snake just looked offended. "'These are my first babies!'" He yelled, "'I can't leave them out in the dangers of the world!' Says Emily…"
Ciel raised an eyebrow, loosing his patience. "I have work to do so I can't spent all day discussing this. I am your master, you'll do as I say. You are to lay them outside." He picked up some papers and leaned back in his chair. "It's your own fault you got pregnant. Leave me out of this."
Snake didn't make a noise for a good minute, then, to Ciel's surprise, he got down on his knees and pleaded, "Please! Please, let us keep them! I know we were irresponsible. We should have told you earlier, but now the babies are coming and we just want to be good parents. Please, let them stay!" Then, after a cough, he added, "Says Oscar…"
Ciel looked from behind the paper. "You do realise they're just snakes, right?"
"HEY!"
"Alright, alright," Ciel said, finally giving in, "Get off your knees and go take care of your eggs, but keep them some place where they won't bother me."
Snake stood and bowed, leaving the room feeling much happier then when he came.
THE END…
A/N: Alrighty! I had this idea and I just had to write it down. :D (I'm sorry for any spelling errors or stupidity. And I hope the characters weren't too OOC…) Thanks for reading! Bye, bye!