Hi. I wrote this because I think Jin doesn't like the Zaibatsu. Tell me what you think.
Disclamer: I don't own anything.
Life sucks. You think I have the good life, but honestly I don't. Owning the Zaibatsu means nothing at all. At first, you enjoy being pampered, then the guards start to get on your damn nerves. This one guard just feels he has to follow everywhere, and when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere. One day, he followed me to the bathroom. I told him to wait outside but he didn't. When I get ready to take shower Nina always thinks I have to let her in. Ugh she always wants to see me naked for an odd reason. Then one day, Eddy walked in on me when I was naked. Butter ball naked ! I threw my shoe at him then he got out crying. That damn crybaby. Then he always wonders why I always yell at him and get angry with him.
Then one day. Asuka came and I wish she never came at all. She acted like a little child. She pressed the emergency button then the entire army came in my office, and when I say the entire army, I mean the ENTIRE army. Remember the army you saw on the opening of Tekken 6? Yea, all of them. It still suprises me that we all managed to fit. Don't get me wrong, my office is big, but it isn't THAT big. Oh well, in the end when they all realized it wasn't and emergency, it was just Asuka being curious. Then they wanted me to give them a raise, only because Asuka pressed the damn button. I swear good work it hard to find. Then when you find a good person, they always want something. This really makes me angry, but just when you think everything is over, two of the worst people come over. Yes people I am talking about Hwoarang and Lars.
My day just went from bad to worse. They just don't know when to shut up. Then Lars cries over Alisa dumping him. I don't get it. How do you get dumped by a robot? He isn't very good with women I can easily tell. Hworang talks about how much he wants to bang Julia. It's very clear that she is my girlfriend and not his. Then Lars took a crap in my bathroom which smells very horrible in there now. I swear people always think they have to take a crap in my office restroom. They make me sick to my stomach. Then Hwoarang always goes threw my refrigerator in the office. That hungry ass Talon. They shouldn't call him Blood Talon, they should call him Fat Talon. I mean one time I went food shopping and put some food in the little refrigerater, then later he shows up, gives me a simple wave, then goes in the frige gets what he wants then leaves. I go in there to see he got ejverything except the can of tuna. He makes me vomit!
Then to tie it all up Xiaoyu decideds to show up. She really makes me want to go jump off a brigde. She honestly thinks I am going to dump Julia for her. Do you honestly think I'm dumping Julia for Xiao? Get real people, Xiao is annoying. Don't get me wrong or anything I say she is a good friend, but she takes everything to seriously. I like Xiaoyu as a friend and that is it! She just needs to get over that and then move on with life. So now you see what I go threw everyday. I have people that want to kill me, people who want to protect me. Then I have people who think they have to follow me everywhere,people who are crybabies, people who don't know when to shut up. Then people who don't know when to leave stuff alone and people who want to be with me. Finally people who want to take my food and last but not least... people who want to see me naked. What a shame this worls has turned into now, we should make change people and when I say change I mean change.
P.S. I GET TO MAKE COOKIES WITH MY MOMMY LATER! I MAY BE A GROWN MAN BUT I LOVE COOKIES !
The End
Tell me what you think ! Sayonara !