Prologue
Tails was experimenting with Chaos Control, he was seeing what it could do, he had built a machine, that could possibly bring the two worlds back together again and split them, so they could he could see Chris and the others again. He pressed the wrong button and a beam shot out of the machine and hit Tails, he was unconscious.
Chapter 1
My Female Side
Tails woke up on the floor, but he smelt cooking, he looked down as a woman come into the room and smacked him with a frying pan.
"Ow! You bitch!" Tails said to the angry woman.
"Look at yourself, you bastard pervert!" Tails looked down and saw he had an erection, he blushed and covered it with a nearby toolbox, he then looked at her, she was naked.
"You can talk! You're naked!" She looked down, she blushed as she grabbed a towel.
"Um, well, sorry! But still, why are you in my house?"
Tails shook his head "My house!"
She was suddenly a bit dazed "Wait! I just realised, I am a female!"
Tails narrowed his eyes "Really?"
The girl started running around "Oh my god! I became a female in my sleep!"
Tails scratched his head "But why are you in my house?"
The fox-girl suddenly stopped "Don't you get it, I am you!"
Tails looked shocked then he smiled "Damn, I make a good female!"
The fox girl blushed before regaining her composure "This isn't right! Do something!" Tails dropped the toolbox
"Like what?"
The woman pointed at his erection "I want that back!" She said, he looked down and grabbed the toolbox again
"H-h-h-hey! Don't look at that!" Tails said as he blushed
"Why? It's mine!" Tails turned bright red
"Well, it's mine now!" He said, she kicked the toolbox out of his hands, he blushed again, she grabbed it and started yanking it .
"I want it back!" Tails turned red in the face.
"ARRRRGH!" Tails screamed, he then yanked one of her boobies.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" Screamed back.
Sonic was about to enter.
"Ha! I hope he has fun with her! So young and he already has someone in his bed!" He laughed as he walked away.
Chapter 2
Masturbation
"You psycho bitch! What was that supposed to achieve?"
She panted as he did "Bastard! All I want is to have my penis back!"
He sweatdropped "You need some new hormones!"
The female nodded "Maybe! This penis syndrome is bad! I should be glad I am free of that thing!"
Tails looked mad "What is wrong with my thing?"
She laughed "Calm down! I am supposed to insult you!"
Tails shrugged "Off to the lab we go!" Tails went off followed by his female counterpart.
He finished injecting her with the hormones "Ah! So much better!" she said as she walked away "Oh, you want breakfast?"
He smiled "Yes, thanks!"
She walked off as he sighed "I'm never getting married!" He said as he followed her into the kitchen.
Tails was eating one of his eggs "Oh, Tails."
Tails looked up "Yes?"
The female blushed a little "Sorry about grabbing your penis!"
He almost choked "Listen, don't say things like that at the dinner table, okay? Penis, boobie, testicle and vagina talk goes elsewhere!"
She nodded.
I'll wind him up a little
She thought with a little devious smile "I can't say I didn't enjoy it though!" Tails began to choke again, before he realised what she was up to.
"I bet you didn't enjoy it half as much as I enjoyed your boobie!" It was her turn to choke on her toast.
"Okay, we'll end this converstaion!" Tails nodded as he walked off to his room.
Tails was wakking off to a dirty magazine of his, until his female half walked into the room, she screamed as he threw the magazine high into the air.
"AHHH! YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!" She screamed.
"Me the pervert? You walked in on MY masturbation session!"
She looked shocked "You shouldn't of been doing that in MY room!"
Tails glared "Your room?"
The female glared back "Yes MY room!" She dived at him and they began fighting again, she grabbed his penis again.
Sonic was about to enter.
"OH MY GOD! NO, PLEASE, THAT IS TOO MUCH!"
Sonic walked away "Man, that fox is energetic!" He sighed as he walked away.
Chapter 3
Shopping with Myelles
Tails and Myelles were going shopping, it was called bonding apparently.
"I want the green ones!" Tails yelled
"Well Tails, I want orange!" Myelles yelled back, Tails could never decide what shampoo he liked on his own, even though with his female sides help. Tails pushed her out of the way
"Well, I'm getting green, Myelles!"
Myelles tripped him over "Nuh-uh, orange are all mine!" She said as he landed on his face
"No! Green shampoo!" Tails grabbed her foot and pulled her down before a shop assistant walked over.
"Excuse me, but maybe you should buy both?" Tails and Myelles glared at him, before nodding , they picked up one of each, before walking over to the cakes section.
This time they were fighting over cakes, Tails wanted chocolate chip muffins while Myelles wanted strawberry delight cookies, Myelles slapped his face a couple of times.
"No! No! No! Strawberry delights are better!"
Tails pulled her hair "Shut the fuck up!" She stamped on his foot, he grabbed his foot and accidentally knee-bashed her in the chin, she screamed as she hit the floor, before she rotated in a circle and sweeped him off of his feet, after a bit of an argue and a fight they eventually finished their shopping with two of everything.
Chapter 4
TV Bonding
Tails and Myelles were spending some quality time together watching TV, however Tails wanted to watch Men & Motors, while Myelles wanted to watch Women Daily on ITV, of course they couldn't of found a neutral choice, nope.
"Give that back, foxbitch!" Tails shouted at her as she sat on his face, Tails grabbed her hair and pulled her off of the top of him, she booted his privates, so they ended up watching ITV.
Chapter 5
Clothes Shopping
"Here, you dirty cow! A pair of knickers!" He said as he handed them to her, she looked at them strangely.
"They are a bit small, aren't they?"
Tails shook his head "They will fit trust me!"
Myelles' eyes widened "You wear panties?"
Tails blushed "Put the god damn things on already!"
Myelles shrugged "Hey! Look away!"
Tails shook his head "I have to make sure you wear 'em!"
Myelles shrugged "Whatever, pervo!" She put them on "Now to get your underwear, Mr. Prower!" She picked up a 3-4 year old Y-fronts "There you go! Considering how small your twinkie is, these should be fine!" She said as she giggled, Tails blushed as he run away from her "Oh, I hurt his feelings!" Myelles run after him.
Final Chapter
My Brother
Tails was sitting in the changing rooms on his own, Myelles walked into the changing room and sat down next to Tails.
"Go away, we can't get along, maybe you should go and move out!" Myelles pulled him in for a hug, this surprised Tails, he hugged her back.
"Listen, Tails, we may not get along all the time! But, you are always a part of me, if not literally, you are like my brother!" Tails smiled as he hugged her tight.
"I love ya' sis!"
Myelles hugged him tight back "Love you too, Tails!" After a while they got out of the changing rooms and went home.
THE END
