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~*Stripping Beauty: Chapter One*~
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Llanview, there lived a King and Queen who lacked the one thing on earth they knew would make them blissfully happy. The King was handsome, studly, and had immense wealth. And the Queen was amazingly lovely with big, bouncy bosoms. The King and Queen adored one another, but as happy they were in the paradise of their Kingdom, they longed for a child. They kept trying, making love day and night, but the Queen never did become pregnant.
One night the King came home from a great journey carrying a stripper's costume and told the Queen he'd like her to put it on at once. "What?" she gasped. "You would have me wear THIS?"
"Yes, I have been gone many long days... and if you put on that sexy outfit, it will surely put me in the mood. We'll make love for hours, and I am certain that nine months from this night, we shall have a child," said the King.
"Alright, my darling King. I shall wear it just for you," said the Queen. She put on the stripper's costume and danced around for the sexy King. As she danced before him, gyrating her hips and shaking her bosoms, the King became infused with lust. He lifted her into his muscular arms and carried her off toward the royal bedchamber.
Then as the King had predicted, nine months later, the Queen had been delivered of a child. As soon as the King announced this event, the entire Kingdom went wild with delight. "My Queen has had a daughter. Long live the little Princess!" the King proudly exclaimed from the top of a highest tower.
A name had to be found for the royal babe, and the King and Queen after discussing several name choices had decided to name her Stacy Aurora. It was decided she would be called just Stacy. The royal babe was so beautiful and ever so darling. The next order of business was the Princess's Royal Christening. They invited the Fairies of the land to act as their little one's godparents. Each of the Fairies was to bring their little Stacy a gift which would help her in her later years and help shape her destiny. But good Fairies were scarce in those days and only three could be found. Even so, all of the Fairies had been invited to the Christening.
At the Christening, each of the Fairies was to present their gift to the little Princess. The sleaziest Fairy, by the name of Rick was allowed to go forward first to present his gift to the Princess. "I bestow upon the Princess the gift of lust," spoke Fairy Rick as he leered at the Queen's bosoms lewdly as she breastfeed the Princess. "When she grows up, she's gonna be one Hot Mama and every man and woman in the Kingdom will want to get into her Royal panties."
The Queen looked at her husband in horror, wondering if this Fairy Christening was a good idea after all. Did she really want her daughter to have the gift of lust? It seemed like such a strange gift for Fairy Rick to have bestowed upon her child. Before the Queen could protest, it was time for the next Fairy to come forward.
Fairy Cutter came forward, as he was to bestow his gift upon the Princess after Fairy Rick. The crowd was deathly quiet as they waited for Cutter to speak. "I bestow upon the Princess the gift of a luscious, sexy body; the body of a stripper!" Cutter said to everyone's shock.
The Queen looked over at the King, wondering if that bit of information had left their bedchamber which entailed the fateful night their Royal Princess had been conceived. *What in the world has gotten into these Fairies?* she was thinking as Fairy Cutter fluttered away upon his little transparent wings.
As if there hadn't already been enough surprise, suddenly the door of the Great Hall flew open, and in came the fourth fairy, the one named Roxie who was always drunken. "Did I miss the Christening of the Princess?" she slurred as she came forward toward the King and Queen's Royal thrones.
"You gotta be kidding!" said the Jester as the drunken Fairy looked down at the sleeping Princess in the Queen's loving arms.
"I am the Fairy Roxie. Pray, where are your manners, King, that I have not been invited to this Christening party?" Roxie exclaimed. "Will there be booze?"
It was now the turn of the Fairy Roxie to bestow her gift. She looked down at the sleeping baby Stacy who was resting so sweetly in the Queen's embrace. For some reason, Roxie just didn't like the looks of her.
"This is my gift to you, Princess Stacy Aurora," announced the drunken Fairy. "I promise that on your eighteenth birthday you will lose your virginity while humping a stripper's pole. And on that very day, you shall die!"
With those terrible words, the distraught Queen fainted into the King's arms. It was the jester who rescued the beautiful little Princess before she fell from her mother's arms to be crushed upon the stones of the floor. A trembling seized the whole crowd as the ladies weeped and the knights were called forth to burn the wicked witch now known as Roxie the drunken Fairy. But at that moment, another fairy came forth from where she had been hidden behind a Royal Tapestry. It was the Fairy Delphina, the all-knowing and all-seeing Fairy.
"Take comfort, o' King and Queen, your daughter shall not die thus. It is true, I have not the power to undo what this hateful Fairy has done. The Princess will indeed have her virginity pierced while on a stripper's pole, but instead of dying, she shall only fall into an extremely deep slumber that shall last for many, many years; at the end of which her true love's kiss shall awaken her. Whenever this misfortune happens to your dear, little Stacy Aurora, do not doubt that I, The Fairy Delphina, her godmother shall get news of it and will come at once to help all that I can."
The King thanked Fairy Delphina, but was still quite worried about the little Princess. He gave orders that the Christening must end at once. During all the chaos, Fairy Roxie had disappeared into the crowd and taken her leave of the Royal Palace.
That very night, the King drew up a proclamation that forbade everyone in the Kingdom to use a stripper's pole for stripping or even to have stripper's pole in his or her house. The penalty for breaking the King's law would be death. The King's Men took copies of the proclamation around the kingdom, reading it while trumpets sounded. The people of the Kingdom were upset and puzzled by the King's Law as the women of the Kingdom prided themselves upon their stripping skills. "What of the strip clubs we frequent?" gasped the men. "What will this Kingdom be without stripper's poles?"
The people of the Kingdom had a great affection, however, for their King; and for eighteen years all strippers poles had been banned throughout the land. The little Princess Stacy grew up without ever having seen one. But on the day of the Princess's eighteenth birthday, all of that would change...