Spider-man meets KAJIBS
Chapter 1
But…I thought this was the daily Bugle…
A/N: Hello! This is my first Spider-man fic. I have been obsessed with Spider Man ever since I saw the movie, and I have read a couple of the books and one or two comic books. I'm not Spidey's biggest fan, because I don't know all that much about him, but I think I know enough to write a fic. I know a couple of his enemies too. My favorite Spider man novel would have to be Goblin Moon. If you haven't read it yet, I strongly suggest you read it. Anyways, in case you're confused about who KAJIBS is, it's what me and my friends call ourselves. We used to be S.I.J., but then Bonner and Astrid joined, then it was JAIBS, then Khushbu joined, then it was KAJIBS. I guess you could call us an exclusive clique. I doubt anyone else would want to join us, because we're insane, and weird, and…well, that's it. Besides, we're big enough as it is. I usually do Harry Potter stuffs, but I'm in a creative funk with A Potional Mind, so I've decided to use this as my creative re-fueling. So, if you have read Harry Potter before, please read my other stories! If you haven't, read Run Away then…it's an original. Anybob, I'm rambling on, so I'll just get on with the story. Review! Oh, and if I did something wrong, don't hesitate to tell me. I don't know too much. I've only read, like, three books. If J.J.J. died or something, or got fired, please let me know. Thanks!
Peter Parker, a.k.a. Spiderman, walked into the hustle and bustle that was the Daily Bugle in the morning near a deadline. Well, at least, that's what he thought it was. He wasn't really paying attention to his surroundings as he entered the room and headed to Jonah's office. Maybe if he had looked more closely, he would've noticed that instead of Bugle reporters, there were hundreds of middle school students swarming around, trying to crash all of the computers and wreck all the video cameras.
"MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!" shouted one extremely eccentric boy (named Nick) as he brought a sledgehammer crashing onto one computer, while the rest of the middle-schoolers around him looked at him strangely. Nick smiled sheepishly and brought his sledgehammer over to a video camera.
Peter took no notice of any of this and opened the door to Jonah's office.
"Jonah, I have some more pictures of Spiderman…" But when he looked over at Jonah's desk, instead of seeing Jonah, he saw about six teenage girls playing Scrabble!
"What the-?" he gasped, and dropped his camera. Peter looked outside the office and saw the middle-schoolers destroying video cameras and making the computers not work. A look of horror came onto his face and he whipped around to face the teenage girls. (A/N: You should really see the drawing I did of this…)
"Who are you?!" Peter cried out, and picked up his camera.
"Oh, hi," said one girl with shoulder length brown hair (A/N: That's me!) "Are you that Spiderman dude? I'm a big fan,"
"Me too," piped up a tall Hispanic girl. "Ha ha! Seven points for me!" She rearranged some letters on the board.
Peter gaped at them. That girl knew his secret identity! HOW DID THEY KNOW?!
"What do you think you're doing, little girls?" said Peter patiently.
"Trying to take over the world, stupid," said a girl with short short hair and glasses. "Butter!" she shouted, and jumped to her feet. "I have to use the bathroom!" She rushed out, and ran towards the restroom.
Peter slapped his forehead. "Who are you people?!" he asked them.
"I'm Jackie, the author of this warped story," said the girl with shoulder length brown hair. "This is Astrid," She pointed to the tall Hispanic girl, who grinned awkwardly at him. "This is Khushbu," She pointed to an Indian girl with a huge, insane smile on her face. "This is Bonner," Jackie pointed to a girl with shoulder length dark dark brown hair who waved. "And the girl who just bolted for the bathroom is Sophie. Together, we are the all-mighty KAJIBS!" Lightning struck the air outside, and weird violin music played in the background.
Peter was starting to feel dizzy. How could these teenage girls have accomplished this?! They were criminal masterminds!
Thinking fast, he webbed the Scrabble board and threw it out the window.
"Hey!" shouted Astrid, and stood up and strode over to him. "I was winning! You…you…Peter!" she sputtered.
Before Peter could even react, Astrid kicked him square in the face with unnatural strength and he went plummeting to the ground.
As he hit the carpeted floor, Peter came to the realization that… these girls were super-villains!
He didn't think they were in disguise, but he was trying to devise a plan to overtake 6 super-villains when Jackie came rushing over and brought him to his feet.
"Astrid, how many times have I told you, you don't attack the main character until the fighting scene comes up!" said Jackie exasperatedly.
"Sorry," squeaked Astrid, shuffling her feet.
"How did you girls manage to take over the Daily Bugle?" asked Peter, brushing off his pants.
"But…this isn't the Daily Bugle," said Bonner, sounding surprised. "This is just a fortress disguised as the Daily Bugle, as a trap for you and so we can capture you and use fanfiction torture devices on you!"
Peter tried to make sense of this, but found he couldn't, so he shook his head and said "But…why?"
"Well, I was bored," said Jackie. "So, I called the rest of KAJIBS and asked them to come over, and they did, and I told them I was bored, so Sophie said 'Why don't we torture Spider man?' and I said 'Okay.' So, by the power of Author Magic, we are here to take over your little fictional world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Peter replied "No, I meant, WHY would you take over the world?"
"Because we're evil," said a voice, and Peter turned around and saw Sophie at the doorway.
Peter looked at them all a couple of times, and realized that their names all spelled out what they were called:
Khushbu, Astrid, Jackie, Bonner and Sophie. KAJIBS. But, what did the I stand for?
"Excuse me," said Peter, But what does the I in your group name stand for?"
"It stands for Irina," said Bonner, standing up. "She didn't want to do this at first, but Sophie convinced her, but Irina got lost in the Real World to Fictional World warp and is now roaming the Harry Potter fiction world, trying to find the portal to here," Bonner chuckled to herself. "I doubt she's going to find it. It's hidden in Sirius' cave in Hogsmeade."
Peter raised an eyebrow, not really understanding any of this. Why did they seem to think his world was fictional? His world was NOT fictional, it was real, and if they seemed to think that…
Hold on a second.
"If you super-villains are from the 'real world'…" Peter started, but Khushbu interrupted him, still smiling, but sounding stern and mad.
"We are not super-villains," she hissed in an Indian sort of accent. "We are-well, some of us- are authors from Non-Fictional world, and we have transported ourselves to YOUR fictional world."
"We know everything about you, Spiderman," sneered Jackie. "We know what happened in your movie…"
"I have a movie?" said Peter, suddenly interested. Sophie was still guarding the doorway.
"Never mind that," said Jackie with a wave of her hand. "What I mean is, we can take on any form we want to. We are the authors. We can do whatever we want to you. We won't do anything now, since it's just the first chapter, but just you wait…you shall meet your DOOM!" Jackie cackled, and with a snap of her fingers, KAJIBS and all the kids from the middle school disappeared with a POOF and everything was back to normal and he was now staring at Jonah.
"What do you want, Parker?" snarled Jonah.
"N-nothing, sir," said Peter in a tiny voice, thrust the pictures at Jonah, and dashed out of the Daily Bugle in a flash.
TO BE CONTINUED…
A/n: Well, what are you waiting for? Review!