Paul: "CARL! There is a dead human in our house!"
Carl: "OH! HEY! How did he get here?"
Paul "CAARL! What did you do?"
Carl: "ME? Not that I didn't do this"
Paul "Explain what happened Carl!"
Carl "I've never seen him before in my life"
Paul: "Why did you kill this person Carl?"
Carl: "I do not kill people that is that is my least favorite thing to do"
Paul: "Tell me Carl exactly what you were doing before I got home"
Carl: "Alright, well I was upstairs"
Paul: "Ok"
Carl: "I was sitting in my room"
Paul: "Yes"
Carl: "Reading a book"
Paul: "Go on"
Carl: "And well this guy walked in"
Paul: "Ok"
Carl: "So I went up to him"
Paul: "Yes"
Carl: "And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest"
Paul: "CAARL! That kills people"
Carl: "Oh Oh wow!"
Paul: "Carl"
Carl: "I didn't know that"
Paul: "How could you not know that?"
Carl: "Yeah I'm in the wrong here. I suck!"
Paul: "What happened to his hands?"
Carl: "What's that?"
Paul: "His hands, why are they missing"
Carl: "Well I kind of cooked them up and ate them"
Paul: "CAARL"
Carl: Well I was hungry and you know when you crave hands you"
Paul: "Why on earth would do that?"
Carl: "I was hungry for hands give me a break!"
Paul: "CAAARl!"
Carl: "My stomach was making the rumbles"
Paul: "CARL!"
Carl: "That only hands would satisfy"
Paul: "What is wrong with you Carl?"
Carl: "Well I kill people and I eat hands that's two things"