A.N Well this is a random one-shot I thought of in a car ride coming home so yea. By the way I do not own the 39 clues or 7/11
7/11 Big Gulp
"Ameee please? Can I please get a big gulp? I'm really thirty." Dan and Amy were in a 7/11 while Nellie was waiting outside in the car. They were on their way to Los Angeles because the Madrigal branch was having a secret meeting in their headquarters.
"Dan. For the tenth time NO!" Amy yelled.
"But AMY! I am DIEING of thirst! If I don't get it I will go mad ninja on you." Dan said.
"Dan if you ask one more time I will not talk to you ever again AND take you to a Library." Amy put a unusually dark emphasis on library to scare Dan.
"You no what Amy? Fine! I won't get the big gulp. Happy?" Dan glared angrily at his dweeb of a sister.
"Yes I am happy."Amy threw her arms up in exaggeration.
"Amy! Oh my god is that Ian Cobra?" Dan said while pointing to the wall. Amy's face got visibly ten shades brighter while she looked at the wall. That gave Dan just enough time to steal ten dollar bill from Amy's handbag.
"Dan give that bag right now."
"Make me dweeb!" Dan said while running towards the cashier to pay for his big gulp.
"Ello young fella. Will that be all y'want?" The cashier said in an Aussie accent.
"Yes it will be. Here is the money." Dan replied while handing him the twenty he stole from Amy.
"Here is your change and have a jolly day lil fella." The cashier handed him back ten dollars exact.
"Happy Dan? You got your stupid drink."
"I am more than happy Amerrs. I am ecstatic, joyful, jubilant, and elated."
"Just get in the care you nincompoop." Amy said while "herding" Dan into the car with her hand.
-An hour into the car ride-
Dan is slurping the last drops of his drink and Amy is ready to hit him on the head with an encyclopedia while Nellie is listening to her iPod on full blast.
"Dan stop it!" Amy yelled.
"Never!" Dan screamed back while diving into the back.
"Kiddos knock it off or I will turn this car around and we can let the Kabras win."
"Fine! But she started and I have to go pee" Dan said
"That's fine and we have to stop for gas to."
"Ughhh lets just get this over with it. OH NO!" Amy yelled as they pulled up to a 7/11. She knew that Dan had another 10 dollars to spend on another big gulp. About five minutes after Amy and Dan went into 7/11 Nellie saw a flash of blue light and a giant wave of soda moving towards the car. Nellie floored it and ended up going right into... a pole. Luckily, she had a air bag and a small compact air device that gave her five minutes of air. She then started to swim towards 7/11 only to be hit by a can of soda that Dan shook up and threw at Amy.
"Amy where are you?" Dan said while looking for her on the surface of the "soda ocean".
"IM RIGHT HERE DAN! NO GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND DRAG ME TO THE ROOF!" Amy and Dan swam together with Nellie and sat on top of the 7/11 roof. A giant black helicopter came towards them. All they saw was the face of Nataliya Ruslanovna Radova and a ladder that she threw down. They(Amy, Dan, and Nellie) climbed the ladder and got into the helicopter.
"May I ask what happened?" Nataliya said.
"Well you see me and Amy went"
"Amy and I" Nataliya interrupted.
"Oh whatever. Amy and I went to 7/11 because i had to go to the bath room. Then I saw a rocket come towards so I hid behind the soda machine. Luckily it was heat seeking and flew rite into it creating a giant tidal wave of Coke. Then"
"That enough Dan. Do you know who sent the missile at you?"
"No I don't." Dan replied.
"Some ninja skills you have." Amy said with a sly grin on her face.
A.N Yea I know its really really short but what ever. This isn't edited cause I'm to tired so yea. Please review and hope you liked it. Bye :)
~Super Scribbler
