Title: Humorous Misunderstandings
Author: Chelsea (#47)
Distribution: Anywhere you want, just let me know!
Rating: G
Summary: Good old-fashioned misunderstandings. Goofy, corny, and remotely funny.
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, they belong to J.J Abrams, ABC, blah blah blah.
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(Sydney is sitting on couch watching TV. Francie walks in, sits beside her, and turns it off)
F: Have you ever had a crush on somebody that was kinda (pause) taken?
S: (suspiciously) Yeah.
F: And you would've done anything to be with them? Even if that meant getting rid of the other woman?
S: (confused) Francie, why-?
F: Even if that meant getting rid of the other woman?
S: Yes.
F: (Jumps on top of Sydney and starts strangling her.) You can't have him! He's mine!
S: (shoves her off and pins her against the couch) What is your problem!? Who's yours?
F: Will!
S: I wasn't talking about Will! (lets Francie up)
F: Then who-?
(Both women spin around as window shatters. Vaughn is on top of Will, strangling him.)
V: You can't have her! She's mine!
W: Are you crazy!?
(Sydney clears throat. Vaughn glances up and scrambles off of Will, embarrassed, and grins at Sydney. Sydney grins at Vaughn, Francie grins at Sydney and then Vaughn, Will glares at everyone)
Author: Chelsea (#47)
Distribution: Anywhere you want, just let me know!
Rating: G
Summary: Good old-fashioned misunderstandings. Goofy, corny, and remotely funny.
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, they belong to J.J Abrams, ABC, blah blah blah.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(Sydney is sitting on couch watching TV. Francie walks in, sits beside her, and turns it off)
F: Have you ever had a crush on somebody that was kinda (pause) taken?
S: (suspiciously) Yeah.
F: And you would've done anything to be with them? Even if that meant getting rid of the other woman?
S: (confused) Francie, why-?
F: Even if that meant getting rid of the other woman?
S: Yes.
F: (Jumps on top of Sydney and starts strangling her.) You can't have him! He's mine!
S: (shoves her off and pins her against the couch) What is your problem!? Who's yours?
F: Will!
S: I wasn't talking about Will! (lets Francie up)
F: Then who-?
(Both women spin around as window shatters. Vaughn is on top of Will, strangling him.)
V: You can't have her! She's mine!
W: Are you crazy!?
(Sydney clears throat. Vaughn glances up and scrambles off of Will, embarrassed, and grins at Sydney. Sydney grins at Vaughn, Francie grins at Sydney and then Vaughn, Will glares at everyone)