Make them drink red pop. Tell them its blood and film their reactions.
Make a raspberry in Aro's face. Run away before he kills you.
Put black dye and toxic waste in their shampoo.
When they come out give them black clothes and scream "Holy crap get away from me vampire!"
Stuff garlic up Aro's schnoz.
Kiss Alec (or Jane if you're a guy.) in plane sight of each other. Run away before they strangle you.
Ask them "why are you people total retards?" Run away before they kill you.
Give them old screwed up laptops, set screensaver to "thou shall suck" or "vampires suck." Run.
Give them a wolf. Act surprised when it turns into a person.
Set the place on fire. (That will really tick them off. :)
Put the fir out before Aro kills you.
After the fire's put out ask Aro these questions,
. "Do you wear boxers or briefs?"
. "Do you want to have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry or Adam Lambert as your girlfriend." (Get it?)
. "Caius wanna marry me?" Run before Caius strangles you.
As you run away shout "I hope you're annoyed because I will tell the whole world your secret!"
Scream "By the way you ancient pieces of crap your retards!"
P.S. Never go to them ever again! They will be so ticked off at you for centuries it won't be funny.