Love Potion
I gotta admit that this one's idea isn't exactly mine. I actually got the idea from Love Potion #9 by Pure Psychic Espeon and if you haven't read it do so cause it's great. This isn't exactly the same idea though because I'm using Gohan, Videl and their families during the Saiyaman Saga, instead of the GT gang.
Need to Know:
-Videl doesn't know Gohan's identity because it's only 1 week after Gohan began school.
-Gohan is stronger than Vegeta because he's an insomniac who manages to get in 2 hours of midnight training in the GR between 10 hour long study days at 500 to 900 times gravity.
-Gohan hasn't achieved SSJ3, but would be at about 450, 000, 000 on the old Saiyajin scouter readings, opposed to maybe 240,000,000 in the t.v. show (based on powers that rate Freeza at 12,000,000 and the original Perfect Cell at about 180,000,000 when he maxes out).
-Vegeta and Piccolo are slightly stronger than in the DBZ from sparring with Gohan occasionally.
-Gohan knows Goten and Trunks can go Super.
-Gohan and Videl don't know they like eachother.
-Kebbobs are little sticks with chopped up pieces of meat from another creature, usually chicken, or cow on them.
-I will make additions and subtractions to these whenever I feel like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
Dende's Chemistry Class
As Gohan darted through the hall, hiding behind corners and ducking behind various objects in a futile attempt to escape the notice of his fan club, he suddenly felt a number of excruciatingly weak powers behind him, he suddenly spun, knowing that he'd been discovered within the school premises and knowing that he was out of time. With speed and power that a group of fan girls should not normally have had the training to command, his opponents leapt at him wth huge red hearts in their eyes. If he'd been a second later in executing his backwards sommersault over the crowd they'd have had him and that was a fate worse than death indeed. Unfortunately, one of them, Erasa, had anticipated his movement and was waiting for him to come down into her waiting arms. Screaming out a mental plea of, "Dende, help me!" Gohan, with a prohibition from the most feared woman on the planet, his mother, to exhibit his spectacular powers, was trapped, but when your best friend's the guardian of the Earth, you're never quite trapped, except for that one time when Bojack had Gohan in a stranglehold, but... that one doesn't count. Why you ask. Because I'm Kami and I say so!
Suddenly, Gohan felt his clothing transform into a jet black tuxedo and felt the cold feeling of a gun wresting in each of his hands Dende guiding his hands, Gohan fired off 2 dozen rounds at the ground, right before his blond haired friend's feet which gave him just enough momentum to soar over Erasa's outstretched arms and land in a crouch beside the only girl in the school who wasn't obsessed with him, Videl Satan. As he got up, the school's resident geek, nerd, or loser, depending on your point of view, blew out the smoking ends of each fire arm and just then, anticipating Videl's ear shattering screeches, Dende gave Gohan control over his own body once again, knowing that all the powers of the universe couldn't stop an angry Son woman, or future Son woman in this case.
Suddenly, Gohan was back in control of his body again and was pissed. Prohibition, or no prohibition, he was certainly considering blowing a certain little, green, Namekian Kami up right about now, but he decided to hold back on heatin' up a couple of Kami Kebbobs atleast until his friend explained himself. "What the HFIL was that all about Dende!" Gohan screamed through their telepathic link. Originally, he'd expected Dende to start off the conversation with a plea of innocence, or forgiveness, but instead, while he'd been forced to listen to Videl's screeching, Dende's link was showing the busy signal and Gohan couldn't get through. It's one thing to piss a hormonal demi-saiyajin off, but it's a whole other thing when you piss that same demi-saiyajin off then when he tries to contact you, make him wait for a half-hour while he gets screamed at by a very Chi-Chi like woman for that whole time. So, as you can imagine, Gohan was fairly pissed off with his little green friend. Meaning, Gohan was in the process of deciding whether to mercifully blast Dende to the next dimension, or if he'd rather boil him for a delicious Kami stew when Dende finally decided to answer through the link.
"Well you see Gohan," the demi-saiyajin's former friend replied in a slightly worried tone. "Me and Mr.Popo saw this great movie last night called Mission Impossible and the star actor kinda reminded me of you so I sorta tried out this one really cool scene from the movie and... well I did save you from Erasa, didn't I?"
"Ya, but now I've got Videl on my case and she's even worse, so unless you want to be made into Kami Kebbobs, I reccomend you fix this problem and not by taking over my body. Got it?"
"Ya sure Gohan. I'll be down there in a minute, okay?"
"Down here !?!" Gohan thought, thinking of the panic that had ensued when Piccolo had decided to come for a visit, but by that time Dende was already gone.
5 minutes later, entering his first period class, Chemistry...
"Maybe Dende was just kidding about coming down here," Gohan thought hopefully. "I think I would have seen him by now if he was coming. Yah! Of course he's not coming. It had to be just another one of his jokes. Yeah. That must be it," Gohan finally reassured himself, but then he saw his chemistry teacher. The man had green skin with 2 antennae extending from the top of his head and a flowing white cloak. Finally, Gohan decided to meet this new teacher's face and just as he'd feared, it was Dende!
"Hey Gohan! Nice to see you ag-" Dende began, but stopped as his friend fainted straight off. Normally, Dende would have made sure his friend was okay before starting the class, but all of a sudden, a pair of angry blue eyes were staring into his, wielding the patented Satan Death Glare with unspeakable ferocity and demanding how he knew Gohan and why his skin was green. Suddenly struck by a fear that had allowed this girl to practically control the most powerful man in the universe, Dende was suddenly struck by a desire to get this class started, if only to escape those intimidating blue orbs.
10 minutes later...
Gohan was just starting to awaken, finding himself most unfortunately, in his opinion, paired with Videl for Dende's experiment. Though Dende had never taught a chemistry class before, he was sure it couldn't be that hard and anticipating a mature and reasonable class, he decided to start with one of the Namekian's most rudimentary magic potions. There was only one sample of this in the entire world because after all the havoc it'd caused that first time the Namekian's showed it to her, Bulma felt even the Super Saiyajin proof vault she'd stored it in with a 10,000 character encryption code hidden within no other place, but her mind itself wasn't safety enough. It had actually been what had caused Trunks to be born and allowed Vegeta and Bulma to get together and admit their true feelings, but when Chi Chi had accidently taken a sip and fallen head over heels with Yamcha for 2 weeks, Bulma had seen the danger of Compound 078623412 and hidden it away, but Dende didn't know that, or that his class wasn't quite mature enough to handle brewing... a love potion.
"Finally." Erasa thought with an inner evil grin, as Sharpner brewed the potion. "Finally, that cutie Gohan will be all mine! Muwahahahaha! Soon, very soon Gohan you will be mine." Slipping away a vial of the stuff, she casually strolled over towards Gohan and Videl's station where each were feverishly working to get the brew done so that they could earn the highest mark. Tapping Gohan on the shoulder she got him to turn his head around which was all she needed, as in an incredibly fast movement, atleast for her, she whipped out the vial, uncorked it and hurled it straight into Gohan's mouth. Unfortunately, this is when everything went wrong.
Spotting Erasa's intent, Videl dove in front of the vial, catching it in her outstretched hand, but the vial was open and before she could stop it, huge globs of the potion splattered all over her face, causing her to lurch back, knocking her cauldron full of completed potion all over the entire class, except for Dende, Gohan and Sharpner who had been standing on the opposite side of the table from the one she'd knocked it towards. Even worse though, as Videl tripped over the now spilt cauldron, she unconsciously licked her lips, absorbing gobs of the stuff into her body, enough to last her a month at the very least. As any hero would, Gohan quickly grabbed Videl before she could fall and rubbing off the gobs of potion on her face, asked, "Are you okay Videl?"
This left Gohan as the first person Videl saw, which considering she'd just ingested half a vial of love potion when the maximum dosage was about 1 ml, was bad news for him. Finally looking up, Videl saw Gohan's face above her and before her traditional sneer, of death glare could turn on, she felt a strange stirring inside of her and instead of the kill me sign that she'd always imagined Gohan wearing, she saw 100's of hearts floating around his face and knowing of nothing else she suddenly wanted more thoroughly, she grabbed Gohan and pulled him into a deep, passionate kiss.
So how was it? Should I continue? Give it up? You tell me. How am I supposed to know if you don't leave a review? I think you get the point, so now remember to review, even if it's just to tell me how much this fic sucks. Got it !?!
Next Time on Dragonball Z: The love potion begins to take affect and the Z gang shows up to see what the problem is at OSH, but what's this !?! There's still love potion left and it's in the hands of none other than Sharpner. What sort of torures will Gohan and the Z gang be forced to endure? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
I gotta admit that this one's idea isn't exactly mine. I actually got the idea from Love Potion #9 by Pure Psychic Espeon and if you haven't read it do so cause it's great. This isn't exactly the same idea though because I'm using Gohan, Videl and their families during the Saiyaman Saga, instead of the GT gang.
Need to Know:
-Videl doesn't know Gohan's identity because it's only 1 week after Gohan began school.
-Gohan is stronger than Vegeta because he's an insomniac who manages to get in 2 hours of midnight training in the GR between 10 hour long study days at 500 to 900 times gravity.
-Gohan hasn't achieved SSJ3, but would be at about 450, 000, 000 on the old Saiyajin scouter readings, opposed to maybe 240,000,000 in the t.v. show (based on powers that rate Freeza at 12,000,000 and the original Perfect Cell at about 180,000,000 when he maxes out).
-Vegeta and Piccolo are slightly stronger than in the DBZ from sparring with Gohan occasionally.
-Gohan knows Goten and Trunks can go Super.
-Gohan and Videl don't know they like eachother.
-Kebbobs are little sticks with chopped up pieces of meat from another creature, usually chicken, or cow on them.
-I will make additions and subtractions to these whenever I feel like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
Dende's Chemistry Class
As Gohan darted through the hall, hiding behind corners and ducking behind various objects in a futile attempt to escape the notice of his fan club, he suddenly felt a number of excruciatingly weak powers behind him, he suddenly spun, knowing that he'd been discovered within the school premises and knowing that he was out of time. With speed and power that a group of fan girls should not normally have had the training to command, his opponents leapt at him wth huge red hearts in their eyes. If he'd been a second later in executing his backwards sommersault over the crowd they'd have had him and that was a fate worse than death indeed. Unfortunately, one of them, Erasa, had anticipated his movement and was waiting for him to come down into her waiting arms. Screaming out a mental plea of, "Dende, help me!" Gohan, with a prohibition from the most feared woman on the planet, his mother, to exhibit his spectacular powers, was trapped, but when your best friend's the guardian of the Earth, you're never quite trapped, except for that one time when Bojack had Gohan in a stranglehold, but... that one doesn't count. Why you ask. Because I'm Kami and I say so!
Suddenly, Gohan felt his clothing transform into a jet black tuxedo and felt the cold feeling of a gun wresting in each of his hands Dende guiding his hands, Gohan fired off 2 dozen rounds at the ground, right before his blond haired friend's feet which gave him just enough momentum to soar over Erasa's outstretched arms and land in a crouch beside the only girl in the school who wasn't obsessed with him, Videl Satan. As he got up, the school's resident geek, nerd, or loser, depending on your point of view, blew out the smoking ends of each fire arm and just then, anticipating Videl's ear shattering screeches, Dende gave Gohan control over his own body once again, knowing that all the powers of the universe couldn't stop an angry Son woman, or future Son woman in this case.
Suddenly, Gohan was back in control of his body again and was pissed. Prohibition, or no prohibition, he was certainly considering blowing a certain little, green, Namekian Kami up right about now, but he decided to hold back on heatin' up a couple of Kami Kebbobs atleast until his friend explained himself. "What the HFIL was that all about Dende!" Gohan screamed through their telepathic link. Originally, he'd expected Dende to start off the conversation with a plea of innocence, or forgiveness, but instead, while he'd been forced to listen to Videl's screeching, Dende's link was showing the busy signal and Gohan couldn't get through. It's one thing to piss a hormonal demi-saiyajin off, but it's a whole other thing when you piss that same demi-saiyajin off then when he tries to contact you, make him wait for a half-hour while he gets screamed at by a very Chi-Chi like woman for that whole time. So, as you can imagine, Gohan was fairly pissed off with his little green friend. Meaning, Gohan was in the process of deciding whether to mercifully blast Dende to the next dimension, or if he'd rather boil him for a delicious Kami stew when Dende finally decided to answer through the link.
"Well you see Gohan," the demi-saiyajin's former friend replied in a slightly worried tone. "Me and Mr.Popo saw this great movie last night called Mission Impossible and the star actor kinda reminded me of you so I sorta tried out this one really cool scene from the movie and... well I did save you from Erasa, didn't I?"
"Ya, but now I've got Videl on my case and she's even worse, so unless you want to be made into Kami Kebbobs, I reccomend you fix this problem and not by taking over my body. Got it?"
"Ya sure Gohan. I'll be down there in a minute, okay?"
"Down here !?!" Gohan thought, thinking of the panic that had ensued when Piccolo had decided to come for a visit, but by that time Dende was already gone.
5 minutes later, entering his first period class, Chemistry...
"Maybe Dende was just kidding about coming down here," Gohan thought hopefully. "I think I would have seen him by now if he was coming. Yah! Of course he's not coming. It had to be just another one of his jokes. Yeah. That must be it," Gohan finally reassured himself, but then he saw his chemistry teacher. The man had green skin with 2 antennae extending from the top of his head and a flowing white cloak. Finally, Gohan decided to meet this new teacher's face and just as he'd feared, it was Dende!
"Hey Gohan! Nice to see you ag-" Dende began, but stopped as his friend fainted straight off. Normally, Dende would have made sure his friend was okay before starting the class, but all of a sudden, a pair of angry blue eyes were staring into his, wielding the patented Satan Death Glare with unspeakable ferocity and demanding how he knew Gohan and why his skin was green. Suddenly struck by a fear that had allowed this girl to practically control the most powerful man in the universe, Dende was suddenly struck by a desire to get this class started, if only to escape those intimidating blue orbs.
10 minutes later...
Gohan was just starting to awaken, finding himself most unfortunately, in his opinion, paired with Videl for Dende's experiment. Though Dende had never taught a chemistry class before, he was sure it couldn't be that hard and anticipating a mature and reasonable class, he decided to start with one of the Namekian's most rudimentary magic potions. There was only one sample of this in the entire world because after all the havoc it'd caused that first time the Namekian's showed it to her, Bulma felt even the Super Saiyajin proof vault she'd stored it in with a 10,000 character encryption code hidden within no other place, but her mind itself wasn't safety enough. It had actually been what had caused Trunks to be born and allowed Vegeta and Bulma to get together and admit their true feelings, but when Chi Chi had accidently taken a sip and fallen head over heels with Yamcha for 2 weeks, Bulma had seen the danger of Compound 078623412 and hidden it away, but Dende didn't know that, or that his class wasn't quite mature enough to handle brewing... a love potion.
"Finally." Erasa thought with an inner evil grin, as Sharpner brewed the potion. "Finally, that cutie Gohan will be all mine! Muwahahahaha! Soon, very soon Gohan you will be mine." Slipping away a vial of the stuff, she casually strolled over towards Gohan and Videl's station where each were feverishly working to get the brew done so that they could earn the highest mark. Tapping Gohan on the shoulder she got him to turn his head around which was all she needed, as in an incredibly fast movement, atleast for her, she whipped out the vial, uncorked it and hurled it straight into Gohan's mouth. Unfortunately, this is when everything went wrong.
Spotting Erasa's intent, Videl dove in front of the vial, catching it in her outstretched hand, but the vial was open and before she could stop it, huge globs of the potion splattered all over her face, causing her to lurch back, knocking her cauldron full of completed potion all over the entire class, except for Dende, Gohan and Sharpner who had been standing on the opposite side of the table from the one she'd knocked it towards. Even worse though, as Videl tripped over the now spilt cauldron, she unconsciously licked her lips, absorbing gobs of the stuff into her body, enough to last her a month at the very least. As any hero would, Gohan quickly grabbed Videl before she could fall and rubbing off the gobs of potion on her face, asked, "Are you okay Videl?"
This left Gohan as the first person Videl saw, which considering she'd just ingested half a vial of love potion when the maximum dosage was about 1 ml, was bad news for him. Finally looking up, Videl saw Gohan's face above her and before her traditional sneer, of death glare could turn on, she felt a strange stirring inside of her and instead of the kill me sign that she'd always imagined Gohan wearing, she saw 100's of hearts floating around his face and knowing of nothing else she suddenly wanted more thoroughly, she grabbed Gohan and pulled him into a deep, passionate kiss.
So how was it? Should I continue? Give it up? You tell me. How am I supposed to know if you don't leave a review? I think you get the point, so now remember to review, even if it's just to tell me how much this fic sucks. Got it !?!
Next Time on Dragonball Z: The love potion begins to take affect and the Z gang shows up to see what the problem is at OSH, but what's this !?! There's still love potion left and it's in the hands of none other than Sharpner. What sort of torures will Gohan and the Z gang be forced to endure? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!