yaoi is gros! seriusly, if u hate yaoi PX, this is the fic four u! not-real imaginary untrue jerkface fans like yaoi! us true fans like golden, innocent, canon, victorious, undelusional, super awesome, special, platinum, rosy, flowery, sweet, misogynistic, pearly, blond, unicorn, pretty, beautiful, matrimonial, patriarchal, right, heterosexual, joyful, gleeous (except not GAY gleeous) pairings like EDWIN and ROYAI and stuff! SERIUSLY, guys. :) btw, i am not hommofobic, but rather than accept other people's preferences and respectfully decline to participate in a GRODY fandom, i MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT i THINK YaOI IS ICKY-SAUCE. GRosS! thAT'S BUTTsEx, you FREAKS!1111111
this fic was betaed by CanonRocksAndYourAMonkey :)
disclammer: i do not own fma, but i wish i owned edward, because i secretly picture myself in winry's mini skirt, therefore living out my fantasies. i was rejected in middle school by all of my peers.
One day in central their was a rainstorm. it came and got everything all wet! seeing as this is a typical yaoi fic, and disregarding the fact that fluff is a typical part of fanfiction regardless of characters' sexual orientations, the fullmetal Alchemist decided to act out of character and proceed to walk all the way to stupid ugly-face colonel mustang's office.
AN: by the way, EVERY YAOI AND SLASH FIC portrays the ukes like there girls or sumthing. this offends me, as i am uncomfortable with the idea of my wet dream man Edward Elric being portrayed in such a fashion. this doesn't mean i have a low self esteem or am completely incorrigible, EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG. D:
roy was in his office like usual, listening to depressing John Mayer music (as usual, becuase lets face it yaoi fantards, this is how ALL gay people act, you fucking disgusting people). he was thinking about war. he had on a pink frilly scarf and was looking through gay porn magazines! le gasp! edward came in dripping wet and all of a sudden he was like, "roy why r u looking at prns" and roy was like "omgz fullmetal ur so hot, lets fuck" because that's TOTAAAALLY what happens in yaoi fanfics.
and then they had butsecks and got their nasty guy germs everywhere. eww. don't you people see how nasty that is? THAT IS FOR POOPING. gross.
the end.