The Little Black ROse: Drumroll please! * drumroll * Hello everyone! I have come with a super awesome story for you today! I didn't do it alone though, I partnered up with the one and only Durbe The Barian!
Durbe: * Mind * I better run before I have to deal with two fan girls.
The Little Black ROse: Anyway, we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal or Bleach . I don't own Sirius, Lyra, Aquarii, Guardian Wolf, Big Eagle, Ruby Mistress, Guardian Sprit, Healing Falcon,Sacred Wing - Beast, Sacred Wing - Honor Knight, Sacred Wing - Griffon, or Glorious Serpent, they belong to Durbe The Barian. I do own, Maxine, Max, Warrior Princess Maria, Warrior Prince Alex, Maxine's and Max's Grandpa, Vicious the Evil Flying Snake, Clair, and Christine. Maxine will be called by her nickname May.
" Sirius-san, what's going on? " asked Lyra.
" Vector! Where are you!? " yelled Sirius.
" What's the matter with Sirius? " asked May.
" He said something about, ' wanting to duel him to the Shadow Realm? ' " said Lyra.
" IS HE CRAZY! IF HE OR SIRIUS LOST, THAN THEY WOULD BE LOST IN THE SHADOW REALM! " exclaimed May.
" Of course you numbskull!" yelled Vector.
" What did you call me? " asked May. She pulls her sword out. " I WILL END YOU!"
" Stop fighting you two. " said Lyra.
" I FOUND YOU VECTOR!" yelled Sirius. " Now where is Guardian Wolf!? "
" We don't have time to find Guardian Wolf! We need to do this now! " exclaimed May.
" Not unless I send my giant flying snake after you! Go sic them Vicious! " yelled Vector. A huge cobra with bat wings appeared and chased May. " I meant he TOOK HER! Where is she, Vector? " asked Sirius. Durbe came in rubbing his eyes. " What is going on out here? You're making it difficult for me to take a nap. " said Durbe.
" Vector took Guardian Wolf and insulted May-san. " explained Lyra.
" Have you guys forgotten that there is a giant flying snake after me! " yelled May.
" A WHAT! " yelled the others.
" Vector-san! Tell that snake to stop! " demanded Lyra.
" Vector, what is the meaning of this?! " asked Durbe.
" I just told you brother that I wanted to duel him into the Shadow Realm and called your girlfriend a numbskull. " explained Vector.
" The Shadow Realm is dangerous and May is not my girlfriend. " said Durbe.
" Actually, I was going to duel HIM to the Shadow Realm because he wolfnapped Guardian Wolf! " explained Sirius.
" Wolfnapped? " asked Lyra.
" Do you mean like 'kidnapped?' " asked Durbe.
" YES! Now GET OVER HERE, VECTOR! YOU'RE DEAD! " yelled Sirius. May sneaks up behind Vector and stabs him in the heart. " I GOT HIM! THANK GOODNESS HE'S DEAD! " yelled May.
" I'm still alive! " said Vector. He does an evil laugh.
" Nani! " They all exclaimed.
" I'm getting really sick of this guy! " said Sirius.
" Sirius-san. Calm down please. " pleaded Lyra.
" Stay out of this, Lyra-chan. " said Sirius.
" What's the problem out here? " asked Rio.
" Lots of trouble involving Vector. " said May.
" Why is there a hole in Vector's chest where the heart is? " asked Ryoga.
" I'm invincible! " yelled Vector.
" HE'S A HOLLOW! " exclaimed Sirius.
" I don't think you should be watching Bleach anymore, Sirius-san. " said Lyra.
" You're probably right. " said Sirius.
" What is Bleach? " asked May.
" Some type of show about something I have no idea about. " said Rio.
" Have you guys forgotten about my snake. " said Vector.
" WHAT?! " they all yelled.
" Oh, that is IT! " yelled Sirius. He pulls out a card. " I summon Sacred Wing - Giant Eagle! Attack Vector's snake! "
" I'm dying! " yelled the snake.
" NO! My precious snake. " sobbed Vector.
" Hooray! The snake is dead. " everyone except Vector yelled.
" Can I kill Vector now? " asked Sirius.
" But he can't be killed. " argued May.
" Maybe. But I can make him wish for it. " said Sirius.
" Are you gonna stick him the freezer again? " asked Lyra.
" Why would you stick him in a freezer? " asked May.
" Because he wouldn't stay put for longer than three seconds. And the prisons on Barian World wouldn't hold him. " said Sirius.
" Didn't you get locked in with him the last time you did that? " asked Aquarii.
" That was Lyra's fault. " said Sirius.
" Yeah. I didn't realize he was in there. " said Lyra.
" I trapped Vector in a baria crystal! " yelled Durbe.
" GOOD! " yelled Sirius. He looks at the crystal. " Now what are we supposed to do with him? "
" Maybe put some of those paper seals on it so he can't get out? " asked Lyra.
" Those only work with demons. " said Sirius.
" And he isn't one? " asked Alit.
" How about I stab him multiple times until he dies? " asked May.
" Would that actually work? " asked Durbe.
" I thought he was invincible. " said Rio.
" I'm willing to give it shot. " said May.
" What is going on here? " asked Max.
" I think your sister's gone insane. " said Sirius.
" Actually, she's been like this since we were six. " said Max.
" Do you two want me to stab you until you die? " asked May with a dark aura around her.
" I'm glad I didn't live your life then. " said Sirius.
" Sirius-san, aren't you going to stop her? "asked Lyra.
" Why should I? And even then, how could I? Barian Guardians are called BARIAN Guardians for a reason. " said Sirius.
" You have to ensure that Vector is given a trial. " said Lyra. Sirius froze. " I hate it when you talk logic. " said Sirius.
" Forget logic! Let's just keep stabbing him until he dies. " said May.
" No matter how many times you stab me, I will still be alive! " yelled Vector as he does an evil laugh.
" Unfortunately, he's got a point. " said Lyra.
" Why don't we find a way to extract Don Thousand from him? " asked Sirius.
" Who's Don Whatshisname? " asked May.
" Someone who is really dangerous. " said Durbe.
" That 'Whatshisname,' as you so colorfully put it, might be the reason Vector's so invincible. So, we have two options with which to remove him. " said Sirius.
" Did you actually do homework? " asked Lyra.
" Don't pat me on the back yet. " said Sirius. He looked at Vector. " So, we can either deal a great amount of damage to him in a duel and see what happens or... "
" Or what? " asked Durbe. Sirius holds up a feather. " We could tickle him and see if Don Thousand can't take it. Either one is fine with me and bad for Vector. " said Sirius.
" Or I can continue stabbing that LOW LIFE EXCUSE FOR A PERSON! " said May.
" You just want to keep stabbing him don't you. " said Max.
" Apparently. Ah, well. Go nuts. " said Sirius.
" Sirius-san! You're a Barian Guardian. " said Lyra.
" I can take care of Vector AFTER he's been turned into sushi. " said Vector.
" Not unless I have Technoyon Galaxy-Eyes Dragon eat you! " yelled Vector.
" HOW DID YOU GET MISEAL'S GALXAY-EYES?! " yelled Durbe.
" I brainwashed Galaxy-eyes. " said Vector.
" RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! " they all yelled.
" WHAT IS WITH THAT GUY AND BRAINWASHING?! " yelled Sirius.
" If I knew, we wouldn't BE in this predicament. " said Rio.
" Where is that lazy brother of yours when you need him?! " exclaimed Sirius.
" HEY! I am not lazy! " said Ryoga.
" Yeah you are. One time you woke up late and decided to go to school in you PJ's. " said Rio.
" You don't have to mention that! " yelled Ryoga.
" But it's true. Because of you laziness, you were the laughing stock of the school, and everyone called you Shark PJ's because you had on Shark themed PJ's. " said May. Sirius starts laughing really hard. " OH, MAN! Do I suddenly wish I had a camera! " he said.
" You better watch what you're saying. " said Ryoga.
" I have escaped! " yelled Vector as he laughs evilly.
" Not again! " exclaimed May.
" Turn around for ONE second and he's out. " yelled Sirius. He readies his duel disk. " I summon Sacred Wing - Beast!"
" Your beast is no match for my Galaxy-eyes! " yelled Vector.
" VECTOR! " yelled Misael.
" He's in trouble now. " said May as she continues stabbing Vector.
" WOULD YOU STOP STABBING ME! " yelled Vector.
" NEVER! " yelled May.
" Sirius-san, where are you going? " asked Lyra.''
" To get reinforcements. " said Sirius.
" You can't go anywhere because I have covered this whole area that were in with a force field. " said Vector.
" I hate force fields! " yelled May.
" VECTOR! " yelled Sirius.
" I wonder, is that what people would call a 'catchphrase.' " said Lyra.
" This is no time to talk about catchphrases! " exclaimed Max.
" I agree with my brother. We must find a way to stop him. " said May.
" Maybe we should use our Numbers. " said Durbe.
" That's actually a good idea, Durbe-nii. " said Sirius. He pulls out his Number. " Come forth, 110 and 112, Sacred Wing - Glorious Serpent and Sacred Wing - Honor Knight! "
" Arewarero, Holy Lightning - Glorious Halo! " said Durbe.
" Let's go! Number 32: Shark Drake. " said Ryoga.
" Come on out! Warrior Princess Maria!" yelled May.
" Come forth! Warrior Prince Alex! " yelled Max.
" Those aren't Numbers. " said Durbe.
" But they'll be a good use to us. " said May.
" Never seen them before. " said Sirius.
" Sirius-san, be careful. " warned Lyra.
" I know. " said Sirius.
" Now attack! Shining Slash! " yelled May.
" Burning Slash!" yelled Max.
" Ike, Glorious Serpent and Honor Knight! Venomous Knight Thrust! " yelled Sirius.
" Attack, Glorious Halo! Lightning Cluster! " yelled Durbe.
" Freeze ray! " yelled Vector. He shoots the ray at all of the monsters. " VECTOR! " yelled May.
" He froze our monsters. " said Max.
" Where does he get all this stuff, and how does he carry it without looking suspicious?! " yelled Durbe. Sirius grins. " Trap activate Fiery Heart. " he says. The ice melts. " I activate the trap dust tornado!" yelled Vector. The ice comes back. " Come on! When is Vector gonna lose and die! " yelled May.
" Calm down May. " said Max.
" I got an idea! " exclaimed Ryoga.
" Do tell. " said Sirius.
" It's something that is more dangerous than our Numbers. " said Ryoga.
" What's more dangerous than Numbers? " asked Durbe.
" An angry May. " said Ryoga. Sirius freezes. " Yeah. That's a LOT worse. I think I'd risk Chaos Xyz over her. " said Sirius. Ryoga does a good Vector impression and says, " Hey Max! "
" What? " asked Max.
" Not you. " said Ryoga.
" Did you just call me Max. IF YOU CALL ME MAX AGIAN, THERE WILL BE DEATH, AND IF ANYONE GETS IN MY WAY YOU DIE TOO! " yells May.
" Just stay out of it. Just stay out of it. " thought Sirius.
" She's scary. " said Lyra.
" Time for me to brainwash May! " yells Vector. He brainwashes May. " Now go get them!" Ryoga gulps. " THANKS A LOT, SHARK! "yelled Sirius.
" I WAS TRYING TO HELP! NOW RUN FOR YOU LIFE! " yelled Shark.
" But we can't because of the shield. " said Durbe.
" Great. " said Sirius. Than he got a light bulb. " Durbe-nii! Your deck! Hurry! "
" Huh? " asked Durbe.
" Just do what he says! Any plan that doesn't involve a chance of death is okay with me! " yelled Shark.
" Okay, then. " said Durbe. He hands Sirius his deck.
" Thank you. " said Sirius. He takes the deck, and pulls a card out. " May-chan! Rank-Up Magic: Barian's Force! "
" D-Demo, Sirius-san! " yelled Lyra.
" What are you going to do? " asked Shark.
" You better not hurt my sister, and if that happens you will die to a long and painful death! " yells Max.
" I use Rank-Up Magic: Barian's Force on Warrior Princess Maria! " yells Sirius.
" Sirius, be careful! " warned Durbe.
" Don't worry. I've got it. Appear, Chaos Princess Maria! " yells Sirius.
" Make sure not to hurt my sister, or I will have you head on a golden platter on my door!" yells Max.
" Just shut it and let me work. " said Sirius. He winces slightly. " I activate Chaos Princess Maria's ability. By detaching one Chaos overlay unit, I can destroy one spell card on the field. So say goodbye, Rank-Up Magic: Barian's Force! "
" What happened? " asked May.
" May! " Durbe yelled. He runs over to her and hugs her. " I thought I would never hear your non-brainwashed sweet voice again!"
" I use another Dust Tornado! " yelled Vector.
" Get away from May if you value your life! " yelled Shark.
" What would Dust Tornado do anyway? It can't stop an effect like that. " said Sirius.
" I don't know. " said Lyra.
" Well, anyway." said Sirius. He runs forward and kicks Vector in the face. " You are detained, Vector!"
" You will pay for that! Destroy him May! " yelled Vector.
" I just realized another way we could defeat Vector and save May! " yelled Shark.
" If it involves another angry May, I don't wanna hear it. " said Sirius. Shark reaches into his pocket and pulls out a chocolate bar. " This is the answer to our May problem. " he said.
" CHOCOLATE!? " exclaimed Sirius.
" Does she have a sweet tooth? " asked Lyra.
" Chocolate is May's number one weakness. Now I need one of you guys to go over there, at least two feet away from her, and wave this chocolate in the air. " said Shark.
" Sirius-san~?" asked Lyra. He sighs. " Why do I get all the annoying missions? " he asked. He takes the chocolate and waves it in the air. " CHOCOLATE! " yells May.
" See, it works. " said Shark.
" Give me the chocolate before I have to cut your arm off for it! " yells May.
" It's the only food that she will threaten people if they don't give it to her. " said Shark.
" OKAY! OKAY! " yells Sirius. He throws her the chocolate. " Thank you! " said May. She eats her chocolate. " Yeah, and Vector killed Durbe. " said Shark.
The Little Black ROse: Cliffhanger!
Durbe: I die!
The Little Black ROse: Nope!
Vector: So everyone is trying to kill me?
The Little Black ROse: Yep. Please review.