I don't own Clay Aiken (thank God), and I don't own Nicole (thank God to that, too.)
I don't own "I Will Always Love You", either. That's Whitney Houstons.
WARNING: This is extremly stupid. You've been warned.
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Nicole: CLAY! HEY! IT'S ME! NICOLE! REMEMBER!
Clay: Um..no. Not really.
Nicole: What! I'm your soulmate! How can you NOT remember ME?!
Clay: Actually, I already have a girlfriend, and I highly doubt you're my
soulmate.
Nicole: *looks astonished* WHAT THE FUCK! Clay! I thought you loved me!
Clay: Um, no.
Nicole: *starts to cry* But..*sniff* but..I love..*sniff* you..
Clay: How? You don't even know me.
Nicole: YES I DO. You were born on...*recites his autobiography*
Clay: Wow..um..
Nicole: I'm going to sing a song for you.
Clay: Uh..that's okay, really..
Nicole: *sings* If I should stay, I would only be in your way.
Clay: Uh..security..
Nicole: *skips half the song* But above all things, I wish you love... *long pause*
Kellen: Hey, Clay, what's going on here?
Clay: I'm just waiting for the security guards to take her away.
Kellen: Oh, wait! I know her! Hey, Nicole!
Nicole: Oh, hey, Kellen! What's up?
Clay: Um..
Nicole: Oh, shut up, Clay.
Kellen: Nothing, you?
Nicole: I'm just here, singing.
Kellen: Eeek! I better leave, then.
Nicole: Haha, no. Really, I was just singing to my boyfriend, Clay.
Kellen: *looks confused* Um, Nicole, he's my boyfriend.
Nicole: What? *turns to Clay* ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
Clay: We were never dating!
Nicole: Yes we were! And now I have to kill myself because I just found out you are
cheating on me with my other crush!
Clay: Um..where's security?
Kellen: Clay?
Clay: Don't ask.
Nicole: *cuts wrists and sings loudly* AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII WILL
ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!
Security Guard 1: Whoa! Clay! Who's dying!
Clay: Some girl named Nicole.
Security Guard 2: Uh, lets get her away from here..
Kellen: *cries* NICOLE! DON'T DIE ON ME!
Clay: Please..get her away.
*security guards drag Nicole away*
Nicole: DON'T WORRY, CLAY! *terminator voice* I'LL BE BACK! *blows Clay a
kiss*
Clay: *cringes* I hope not..
Kellen: You just sat there and watched my friend die! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
PART TWO COMING SOON (I think.)
I don't own "I Will Always Love You", either. That's Whitney Houstons.
WARNING: This is extremly stupid. You've been warned.
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Nicole: CLAY! HEY! IT'S ME! NICOLE! REMEMBER!
Clay: Um..no. Not really.
Nicole: What! I'm your soulmate! How can you NOT remember ME?!
Clay: Actually, I already have a girlfriend, and I highly doubt you're my
soulmate.
Nicole: *looks astonished* WHAT THE FUCK! Clay! I thought you loved me!
Clay: Um, no.
Nicole: *starts to cry* But..*sniff* but..I love..*sniff* you..
Clay: How? You don't even know me.
Nicole: YES I DO. You were born on...*recites his autobiography*
Clay: Wow..um..
Nicole: I'm going to sing a song for you.
Clay: Uh..that's okay, really..
Nicole: *sings* If I should stay, I would only be in your way.
Clay: Uh..security..
Nicole: *skips half the song* But above all things, I wish you love... *long pause*
Kellen: Hey, Clay, what's going on here?
Clay: I'm just waiting for the security guards to take her away.
Kellen: Oh, wait! I know her! Hey, Nicole!
Nicole: Oh, hey, Kellen! What's up?
Clay: Um..
Nicole: Oh, shut up, Clay.
Kellen: Nothing, you?
Nicole: I'm just here, singing.
Kellen: Eeek! I better leave, then.
Nicole: Haha, no. Really, I was just singing to my boyfriend, Clay.
Kellen: *looks confused* Um, Nicole, he's my boyfriend.
Nicole: What? *turns to Clay* ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
Clay: We were never dating!
Nicole: Yes we were! And now I have to kill myself because I just found out you are
cheating on me with my other crush!
Clay: Um..where's security?
Kellen: Clay?
Clay: Don't ask.
Nicole: *cuts wrists and sings loudly* AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII WILL
ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!
Security Guard 1: Whoa! Clay! Who's dying!
Clay: Some girl named Nicole.
Security Guard 2: Uh, lets get her away from here..
Kellen: *cries* NICOLE! DON'T DIE ON ME!
Clay: Please..get her away.
*security guards drag Nicole away*
Nicole: DON'T WORRY, CLAY! *terminator voice* I'LL BE BACK! *blows Clay a
kiss*
Clay: *cringes* I hope not..
Kellen: You just sat there and watched my friend die! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
PART TWO COMING SOON (I think.)