Forever and Ever After by tigerlily26
Disclaimer: All the stuff you recognize is the wonderful, great, terrific, stupendous, marvelous, magnificent, superb, breathtaking, amazing, astonishing, fantastic, tremendous, brilliant, genius whose name is J.K. ROWLING. All the stuff you don't recognize I could probably claim to be mine, however it was probably influenced by something else I read here, so basically nothing is mine. Sniffle. Sniffle.... bursts into tears.
Author's note (AN): Ok, I admit I used a thesaurus for the disclaimer, but every bit is true. This is the first chapter of an extremely long story that I'm writing. Obviously it is about MWPP/L and co. I know, I know who wants that slimy, filthy, stupid idiotic, piece of crud, (whoa tigerlily26 don't get out the thesaurus again!), moronic rat, who believe it or not, some one actually bothered to give it a name, Peter. Unfortunately in order for the story to be realistic he has to be there. Darn. Anyway, this is mostly about Lily, her 7 years at Hogwarts, and her life after word with James. However it will not end with them dying. What an awful way to end a story! I am completely aware that this has been done at least a thousand times, but I will try and make it more original. With that short note, (looks back at note), ok maybe I should rephrase that. With that rather lengthy note PLEASE enjoy my story. And please, please, please, review. TTFN! -tigerlily26
Chapter 1: Prank of the Year
Strange things had been happening to Lily Alexandra Evans since she was three years old. When she was scared or angry, things seemed to happen by themselves. Like once in class, Lily was supposed to be doing math problems. Instead she was daydreaming. Her math teacher, Mr. Cook, came over to see what she was doing. Instead of seeing a blank piece of paper like he should of, he saw all of the problems completed and perfect. Lily was amazed because she hadn't done anything. Mr. Cook was quite shocked as well.
Lily was a very smart person, but she did not focus completely on school. In fact, she did not focus on school very much at all. Most teachers figured she was an angel, but that was before they discovered her mischievous side. Lily Evans played more pranks than anyone she knew. All her friends hated playing pranks so Lily had to get in trouble all by herself. And had she ever! She had detention an uncountable amount of times and she had gotten suspended once for somehow blowing up the teacher's desk. This was another one of the strange things that happened to Lily. She hadn't done it on purpose at all.
Lily was extremely pretty with flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. (AN: For the country music fans yes I got that from Jolene by Dolly Parton or Sherri Austin who did it recently. I used it for a purpose.) Though she was only 10 she was quite popular with the guys at school.
At the moment she was planning her "Prank of the Year." This year's victim was Lily's stupid sister, Petunia. She was 16 years old, but still in 7th grade due to failing kindergarten 4 times. She was also very ugly. Lily often said it was very difficult to tell the difference between the old family horse. Despite these facts she always had numerous boyfriends, who were also ugly and stupid. Lily and Petunia argued constantly. These were just some of the reasons this years victim was Petunia.
Lily played her biggest prank of the year on her birthday. Tomorrow was her 11th birthday. Every year everyone but Lily waited nervously as August 16th approached rapidly. This year was no different.
"Mmm," thought Lily," to use the stink bombs or not to use the stink bombs. To use them definitely though they won't make too much of a difference on sweet Petty, my darling sister."
Lily put the finishing touches on her plan and put it along with all her supplies in her safe box and locked it up. She set her alarm clock for 6:00 am and shut her bedroom door so no one would hear it. She put on her pj's and got into bed. She could not wait for the next day.
The next morning at 6, Lily's alarm went off. She shut it off quickly and got out of bed. She gathered up her supplies and went down the hallway to Petunia's room. The door was locked.
"Ha!" thought Lily, "she thinks that will stop Lily Alexandra Evans!"
Lily went out to the garage and got the extension ladder and a screwdriver. She set the ladder under Petunia's window, climbed up, pried out the screen with the screwdriver, and went in. Since it was August and very hot and stuffy, Petunia's window was open.
She began lying out the trap. She covered the floor with some 400 whoopee coushins. She hid a video camera where it would get great footage of Petunia. She set a tape in Petunia's tape player that had the words "I love Vernon Dursly" playing over and over again. Then Lily put another tape player on the other side of the room. That one contained a tape with a lot of screaming recorded on it. She hooked a bucket of water over her sister's bed and rigged it to where when Petty moved her blankets, the bucket would tip over. Lily connected plastic hoses to some of the whoopee cousins. Then she hooked the house to Nerf guns she had stationed around the room. When Petunia stepped on these the Nerf guns would bombard her. She also hid the key to Petunia's door so she couldn't get out. Then Lily started the tape players. The tapes had thirty seconds of silence at the beginning. This gave Lily time to set off the finishing touches. She set off the stink bombs and another small bomb that filled the whole room with thick orange smoke. Lily hid in the closet just as the tapes started.
It was pure chaos. Petunia was screaming at the top of her lungs and falling into every one of Lily's traps. Lily, who was no longer hiding in the closet, was laughing her heart out. Just then, adding to the madness, an owl flew through the window Lily had left open. It dropped a letter at Lily's feet and started flying circles around Petunia's head, causing Petunia to scream louder and Lily to laugh harder, You think Mr. and Mrs. Evans would have come running by now to see what was going on. They knew what was going on. It was the same thing that happened every August 16th.Lily finally felt like her Prank of the Year was a success and opened the door for Petunia, who ran down the stairs, squawking like a chicken. The owl flew back out the window looking quite smug. Lily skipped out of Petunia's room (for it smelled absolutely horrible) and down the stairs to the kitchen. When she walked in, she noticed Petunia crying and using a lot of words she should not have been using.
"Mommy, (remember she is 16) she let a real owl in my room!" wailed Petunia.
"What did it do, Petty sweetie?" said Mrs. Evans.
"It flew in and dropped something at that b****'s feet" screamed Petunia.
Only then did Lily remember the letter. She ran upstairs, opened the letter, read it and screamed.
The letter read:
Hogwarts School
Of
Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class,
Grand Sorc, Chief. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump.)
Dear Ms. Evans,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1st. We await your owl no later than August 31st.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Lily ran downstairs and back into the kitchen.
"Mom you need to read this letter!" yelled Lily.
Lily's mom took the letter and read it.
"I was wondering if you would get one of these. Dear, you are a witch," said Mrs. Evans.
"What!" said Lily, who was quite shocked.
"My sister was one too. She said she thought you might be one. All those weird things you do are magic. Aunt Laura will take you to get your school supplies," Mrs. Evans replied.
Petunia absolutely lost it.
"Are you telling me that the b**** is not only a b****, but a freak?" she screamed.
"Petunia, watch your mouth!" yelled Mrs. Evans.
"I'll say what I want to say about that freak!" screamed Petunia.
"You'll go to your room!" yelled Mrs. Evans.
Petunia stomped up the stairs. Then there was a loud crash and a string of words that could have knocked the paint off the wall. Lily fought unsuccessfully not to laugh. It seemed that her darling sister had fallen down the stairs. A smile flickered across Lily's mom's face, but disappeared quickly.
"I'm sorry dear. Her behavior is unacceptable," said Mrs. Evans sadly. "I'll call Aunt Laura after breakfast."
"Did someone say breakfast?" said Mr. Evans coming down the stairs.
"Of course," said Mrs. Evans.
They sat down to breakfast and to listen to Lily talk about her prank. After the dishes were put away, Mrs. Evans called her sister. They decided that Aunt Laura would take Lily to Diagon Ally on August 28th. This was the last week before term started and most of the Hogwarts students would be there then. This would give Lily a chance to meet some other kids.
Disclaimer: All the stuff you recognize is the wonderful, great, terrific, stupendous, marvelous, magnificent, superb, breathtaking, amazing, astonishing, fantastic, tremendous, brilliant, genius whose name is J.K. ROWLING. All the stuff you don't recognize I could probably claim to be mine, however it was probably influenced by something else I read here, so basically nothing is mine. Sniffle. Sniffle.... bursts into tears.
Author's note (AN): Ok, I admit I used a thesaurus for the disclaimer, but every bit is true. This is the first chapter of an extremely long story that I'm writing. Obviously it is about MWPP/L and co. I know, I know who wants that slimy, filthy, stupid idiotic, piece of crud, (whoa tigerlily26 don't get out the thesaurus again!), moronic rat, who believe it or not, some one actually bothered to give it a name, Peter. Unfortunately in order for the story to be realistic he has to be there. Darn. Anyway, this is mostly about Lily, her 7 years at Hogwarts, and her life after word with James. However it will not end with them dying. What an awful way to end a story! I am completely aware that this has been done at least a thousand times, but I will try and make it more original. With that short note, (looks back at note), ok maybe I should rephrase that. With that rather lengthy note PLEASE enjoy my story. And please, please, please, review. TTFN! -tigerlily26
Chapter 1: Prank of the Year
Strange things had been happening to Lily Alexandra Evans since she was three years old. When she was scared or angry, things seemed to happen by themselves. Like once in class, Lily was supposed to be doing math problems. Instead she was daydreaming. Her math teacher, Mr. Cook, came over to see what she was doing. Instead of seeing a blank piece of paper like he should of, he saw all of the problems completed and perfect. Lily was amazed because she hadn't done anything. Mr. Cook was quite shocked as well.
Lily was a very smart person, but she did not focus completely on school. In fact, she did not focus on school very much at all. Most teachers figured she was an angel, but that was before they discovered her mischievous side. Lily Evans played more pranks than anyone she knew. All her friends hated playing pranks so Lily had to get in trouble all by herself. And had she ever! She had detention an uncountable amount of times and she had gotten suspended once for somehow blowing up the teacher's desk. This was another one of the strange things that happened to Lily. She hadn't done it on purpose at all.
Lily was extremely pretty with flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. (AN: For the country music fans yes I got that from Jolene by Dolly Parton or Sherri Austin who did it recently. I used it for a purpose.) Though she was only 10 she was quite popular with the guys at school.
At the moment she was planning her "Prank of the Year." This year's victim was Lily's stupid sister, Petunia. She was 16 years old, but still in 7th grade due to failing kindergarten 4 times. She was also very ugly. Lily often said it was very difficult to tell the difference between the old family horse. Despite these facts she always had numerous boyfriends, who were also ugly and stupid. Lily and Petunia argued constantly. These were just some of the reasons this years victim was Petunia.
Lily played her biggest prank of the year on her birthday. Tomorrow was her 11th birthday. Every year everyone but Lily waited nervously as August 16th approached rapidly. This year was no different.
"Mmm," thought Lily," to use the stink bombs or not to use the stink bombs. To use them definitely though they won't make too much of a difference on sweet Petty, my darling sister."
Lily put the finishing touches on her plan and put it along with all her supplies in her safe box and locked it up. She set her alarm clock for 6:00 am and shut her bedroom door so no one would hear it. She put on her pj's and got into bed. She could not wait for the next day.
The next morning at 6, Lily's alarm went off. She shut it off quickly and got out of bed. She gathered up her supplies and went down the hallway to Petunia's room. The door was locked.
"Ha!" thought Lily, "she thinks that will stop Lily Alexandra Evans!"
Lily went out to the garage and got the extension ladder and a screwdriver. She set the ladder under Petunia's window, climbed up, pried out the screen with the screwdriver, and went in. Since it was August and very hot and stuffy, Petunia's window was open.
She began lying out the trap. She covered the floor with some 400 whoopee coushins. She hid a video camera where it would get great footage of Petunia. She set a tape in Petunia's tape player that had the words "I love Vernon Dursly" playing over and over again. Then Lily put another tape player on the other side of the room. That one contained a tape with a lot of screaming recorded on it. She hooked a bucket of water over her sister's bed and rigged it to where when Petty moved her blankets, the bucket would tip over. Lily connected plastic hoses to some of the whoopee cousins. Then she hooked the house to Nerf guns she had stationed around the room. When Petunia stepped on these the Nerf guns would bombard her. She also hid the key to Petunia's door so she couldn't get out. Then Lily started the tape players. The tapes had thirty seconds of silence at the beginning. This gave Lily time to set off the finishing touches. She set off the stink bombs and another small bomb that filled the whole room with thick orange smoke. Lily hid in the closet just as the tapes started.
It was pure chaos. Petunia was screaming at the top of her lungs and falling into every one of Lily's traps. Lily, who was no longer hiding in the closet, was laughing her heart out. Just then, adding to the madness, an owl flew through the window Lily had left open. It dropped a letter at Lily's feet and started flying circles around Petunia's head, causing Petunia to scream louder and Lily to laugh harder, You think Mr. and Mrs. Evans would have come running by now to see what was going on. They knew what was going on. It was the same thing that happened every August 16th.Lily finally felt like her Prank of the Year was a success and opened the door for Petunia, who ran down the stairs, squawking like a chicken. The owl flew back out the window looking quite smug. Lily skipped out of Petunia's room (for it smelled absolutely horrible) and down the stairs to the kitchen. When she walked in, she noticed Petunia crying and using a lot of words she should not have been using.
"Mommy, (remember she is 16) she let a real owl in my room!" wailed Petunia.
"What did it do, Petty sweetie?" said Mrs. Evans.
"It flew in and dropped something at that b****'s feet" screamed Petunia.
Only then did Lily remember the letter. She ran upstairs, opened the letter, read it and screamed.
The letter read:
Hogwarts School
Of
Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class,
Grand Sorc, Chief. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump.)
Dear Ms. Evans,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1st. We await your owl no later than August 31st.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Lily ran downstairs and back into the kitchen.
"Mom you need to read this letter!" yelled Lily.
Lily's mom took the letter and read it.
"I was wondering if you would get one of these. Dear, you are a witch," said Mrs. Evans.
"What!" said Lily, who was quite shocked.
"My sister was one too. She said she thought you might be one. All those weird things you do are magic. Aunt Laura will take you to get your school supplies," Mrs. Evans replied.
Petunia absolutely lost it.
"Are you telling me that the b**** is not only a b****, but a freak?" she screamed.
"Petunia, watch your mouth!" yelled Mrs. Evans.
"I'll say what I want to say about that freak!" screamed Petunia.
"You'll go to your room!" yelled Mrs. Evans.
Petunia stomped up the stairs. Then there was a loud crash and a string of words that could have knocked the paint off the wall. Lily fought unsuccessfully not to laugh. It seemed that her darling sister had fallen down the stairs. A smile flickered across Lily's mom's face, but disappeared quickly.
"I'm sorry dear. Her behavior is unacceptable," said Mrs. Evans sadly. "I'll call Aunt Laura after breakfast."
"Did someone say breakfast?" said Mr. Evans coming down the stairs.
"Of course," said Mrs. Evans.
They sat down to breakfast and to listen to Lily talk about her prank. After the dishes were put away, Mrs. Evans called her sister. They decided that Aunt Laura would take Lily to Diagon Ally on August 28th. This was the last week before term started and most of the Hogwarts students would be there then. This would give Lily a chance to meet some other kids.