Continue the Story (pt. 1)
Before Return to Mother was created, there was another story called Continue the Story. When we decided to take the Honors testing for school we became quite bored afterwards because we had to remain quiet. We passed around a sheet of paper that said "continue the story" and whoever got it had to write something. Being the totally awesome person that I am, I dug up these ancient documents and now I will share them with the world. The story is in four parts.
Once upon a time there lived
A scone who had
A very annoying hat.
He mooed like a cow. He never ate Jimmy again. Until…
Bob ate Soras head and stole the keyblade
But the infamous Riku appeared and wanted to "do it" with Sora.
Then they discovered that ribosomes make protein, and
Watched a movie, but were upset because they forgot popcorn. Then they decided to
Jump off a cliff.
Unfortunately there was a giant scone underneath them, which they landed on, not allowing them to die. T.T
Then Sora and Kairi started "making out" and Riku was very jealous. The Rika chopped off their head and laughed evily. (Side quote: I don't know what it has to do with the story though)
After Sora and Kairi died Riku teamed up with Sephiroth so he could "do it" with Cloud Strife (even though his wife "did it" with Yazoo's brother) but Crazy V (AKA The Dark Lord) Threw-up on Riku.
So they took their peanut-butter sandwich for a walk. But suddenly
A flying jellyfish ate their peanut butter sandwich. They cried, and in their despair trey went to McDonalds. At McDonalds, they
Ate mashed potatoes but it had poison in it so everyone had a baby and after baby, they went KABOOMIE!
Or so they thought
Continued During Math honors I ♥ sequals