Author's note: Just an inside joke based on a fella I know named Spider who hates sin kids (especially Lemy) a ton. Not that I blame him, of course. He wrote a short story for my birthday last year, so I guess I owe him in a way. Originally posted on my pastebin on 12/29/18.
Lemy was preparing to sleep during nighttime at the Loud residence.
Luna gave him a monster as always because she's a fucking boomer. It became quite a routine over the years.
The boy took a sip of the life expectancy diminishing energy drink before placing it next to his night light.
He relaxed, laying his head back and getting to ready to doze off.
And then... Lemy closed his eyes.
Meanwhile, Spider crawled into his room.
"Fucking stupid OC." He ranted to himself as he approached Lemy's bed.
The arachnid kept going, moving slowly across the floor.
Glancing up, he witnessed the light shining on the boy's face, revealing his pathway. The trail to end things once for and all. Fuuuck. Or at least do some damage.
Spider sped up, crawling up the mattress in haste. He's almost there!
On top of the bed, he saw Lemy as clear as day.
"This little piece of shit." He muttered under his breath.
Without hesitation, Spider went in for the kill, biting the boy on the arm with all his hatred.
"Ow, fuck!" Lemy cried while feeling the small teeth sink into his flesh.
"I got you, biiiitch." Spider taunted.
When he jumped off the bed, he caught a glimpse of Lemy's video game collection, more specifically, a copy of Wolfenstein.
"I don't care about Wolfenstein." He thought, rolling his eyes as he scattered.
Before the boy could find him, he left the room like it was a discord server.
Outside the door, Spider did a shrug, content with his victory. But the war was from over...
Suddenly, aunt Lori bolted through the door.
"Lemy, are you okay!?" She asked concerningly.
"A spider bit me! Waaaaah!" He whined like a baby.
"Let me see." Lori said, standing next to the mildly harmed kid.
"Oh, it's just a little red bump. It should go away in a few days." She mentioned, smiling.
Lemy wanted it healed now, though.
"Can you f-fart on it and make it all better?" He inherited that kink from his degenerate father, unfortunately.
Lori sighed. "Okay, Lemy."
She pulled her pants down and turned around, presenting her gigantic ass to him. Seriously, it was bigger than Flagg's ego.
He pressed his arm against her crack and waited for the soothing gas.
Braaap, splorch.
With a lack of pride, Lori got her shorts back up.
"Feel better?" She asked, partially annoyed.
"Yeah! Thanks, aunt Lori!" He cheered.
"Sure thing, now just go to bed. Tomorrow's a school day." She spoke while sauntering out of the bedroom.
Once she left, Lemy laid back down and fell asleep all content.
Yet, Spider was still alive, and eventually sought to do more damage to the OCs.
He did bite Lemy, but he still had many more sin kids to go after.
However, Spider decided to take a break for now. He would get those other little bastards another day!
Until then, he returned to his web, speaking his mantra before sleeping. "I hate OCs, fuck!"