Males Everywhere
Our story...taken down. I-It was, graaaahhhh! D: I figured we did a little TOO well on chapter 3, even to the point event the M rating couldn't cover it. xD So yeah, chapter 3 will be waaay different, while this and chapter 2 will remain the same. Like before, things I wrote in normal text, things my bro, TheDarkGrimoire, his stuff is in italics. Let's hope this won't happen again and enjoy!
"Ah, I'm glad you agreed! I know my son never would."
"Ah yes, I've heard about your son. He is known to be quite the honor student. So why come here...?"
"...Yes, mm-hm. Yes, I know it's a little unorthodox, but... for his sake, I..."
"...No need to explain. I shall heed to your wishes, as I feel you know what's best for your son."
"! R-Really?! Thank you!"
*CLICK*
Dad...what is he getting so excited about? Negotiation over the phone about my new school to start senior year in, I bet. Hah...but it does disturb that he's agreed to something I wouldn't, because that means it's something I'm surely not gonna like. "Dad...it's about my new school, isn't it? Well, what it is? Spit it out!"
"Oho!" He almost dropped the phone out his hand. "So you were peeking around from the corner, huh?! That's so creeeeepyyy!"
"Yeah, whatever. What's my new school?! Gah!" He patted me on the head.
"Nooo, I want it to be a SURPRISE for you! Surprises are fun, right?! I'm sure, y-you'll...love it." He forced that smile on the last part. Just what the hell is he plotting, anyway?
"Jumpluff~"
"Ah, erg..." Jumpluff flew into Dad's arms, with a hug in reply. Pokemon...ohh, how I HATE them. Ugly, pathetic little creatures that have the absolutely annoying tendency to say their own name and be a complete hassle to take care of. Okay, maybe not ALL Pokemon, but still! Pokecenters, battles, affection... so tedious and gay, it makes me want to barf. But back to the point...
"Dad I'm not playing around! Whats up with the school, huh?!" I walked up until I was in his face.
"Jumpluff~"
Jumpluff jumped in front of my face. I moved the damn thing out of the way and turned back to Dad.
"Ohh, don't you worry, son! N-now why don't you just chill out in your room and play some video games? Jinx's cooking dinner right now. Its your favorite~! It'll surely clean your worries about your new school!" His smile was so fake I could clean it off with a wash rag.
I just sighed. "Fine whatever."
I hobbled back to my room and dropped by butt on my bed. Thinking back to the video game idea I put in Super Mario Galaxy and decided to get lost in the giant, pixelated world...
After getting, like, 10 stars, it was time for dinner. Since Mom's on a business trip, she left her Jynx here to do the job. She hesitated to come near me and hand me my plate. I think she's afraid of me for some reason...is it the red eyes of mine? Hmph.
"So tomorrow, I'll drive you up there. They'll provide you an uniform and everything!"
"So since you won't tell me the exact place, at least tell what it's like?"
"Certainly!" Yeah, please? Instead of feeding some of your food to Jumpluff like a fucking baby...
"It's all-boys school, with many, um, "interesting" characters!" An all-BOYS school?! I slammed the table. "Yes, yes, I know, but it was the only school I could throw you in right now!"
"Well who's fault was it they didn't throw me in a school sooner?! Not right BEFORE school starts?!"
"I'm sorry, I'm soooooorrrry! But maybe it won't be so bad, yeah?! Hah hah hah, now finish up and get some early rest. You don't want to look like a zombie on the first day, right?" I'll look like a killer if this school turns out to be totally unsatisfiable to me...
After dinner I went to bed early. Might as well gather all the energy I can to fight the headache I'll probably get tomorrow.
As I laid in bed my mind went all over the place, from thinking about what kind of school dad won't tell me about, then to Jynx's fat curvy ass. If only she wasn't a Pokemon...what, so what if I have a thing for girls her type? Shut up!
Finally after what felt like an hour I fell asleep...
The car pulled up to...what the hell is this? The school's dark gray with a withered ol' sign reading "Brutal Fists High" (what a gar name...). The trees surrounding it were dead with dead leaves littering the ground, along with other crap like cans, papers, etc. Did he send me to a new high school, or prison?
I got out the car, and before he rolled up the window, Dad said, "Go around the back of the building. That's where they hold their welcoming ceremony!"
"Well why didn't you just drive me up to there in the first-"
*VROOOOOOM*
"..." Aaaand off he goes. Hagh...asshole. The sky's so dark and cloudy, it looks like it'll pour down anytime soon. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to hold a welcoming ceremony outside?! "My shoes..." Getting dirtied by the leaves and dirt...argh, couldn't they have a proper walkway to the back from here?
Drawing closer, I could hear a ton of voices. And the men, some looked very tall, sporting black uniforms, while some sported a black paperboy cap or police (?) cap. But wait...why do they look so...weird? Some look like, unless I'm going crazy, they have tails, and whatnot- ! No...No, he DIDN'T... Did he send me to a...?!
"WELCOME TO OUR SCHOOL!" "Gaaaaahh!"
Came a boombing a deep voice through a freaking loud speaker. Who the fuck is using Hyper Voice or whatever?!
I had to hold my head and try to keep it from cracking in two. After the ringing subsided I looked up to see what kind of school this is. Pokemon of all kinds just standing in a giant massive clump in front of the stadium.
There was a Pokemon standing in the center and holy sweet fuck its a giant Lucario! Like a hulking 8ft tall, super muscle covered Pokemon! That guy looks like he could snap someones freaking neck with a glance!
He spoke again.
"AS YOU ALL KNOW BY NOW," God damn he's speaking without a microphone and he's that loud! " THIS IS AN ALL MALE SCHOOL THAT ACCEPTS PEOPLE AND POKEMON OF THE MALE GENDER." He took a step forward and I swear I could feel the field tremble." NOW YOUR ALL HERE FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER BUT THAT DOSEN'T MATTER. YOUR HERE AND UNDER MY ROOF AND MY RULES!"
I managed to look over the huge crowd and see a Machamp jump on stage.
"DO you REALLY think we're just gonna tremble over a steroids chugging bastard like-"
Faster then I could follow the huge Lucario headmaster disappeared and when he came back to view the Machamp guy was on the floor with a violent nose bleed! The white of his eyes could be seen! A couple of Gengars grabbed him and rushed him towards the school.
What the hell did dad put me in?!
When I got home, he's gonna get verbally beaten to a pulp! In fact, no, I'm not going to attend this sausage fest and get killed-
"YOU!"
"YIKES!" How could he still see me when I'm still all the way back here?! Unless I want to end up like that Machamp, I should probably turn around. Everyone's looking down at me. Figures I'd be near the skyscrapers, making even 5'9" look short! He came walking towards me, everyone backing farther than needed. Not that they can be blamed...
"Who the hell do you think you are, trying to leave like that...?" Why does the look of him make me tremble like a little school girl?! Dad's all big-bodied, but this one, I couldn't talk to like that!
"W-Well, I...this is the wrong location, so I'm going to go- uuuuuurk!" He clamped my shoulder, which miraculously didn't break. "L-Let me go! ...Please!" He brought his head over to me. I could hear the whispers.
"Ohhh shit!"
"Dawg, he gonna die!"
"OH MAH GAWD, Y'ALL!"
"Now, listen here...any little pussy boy that tries to escape these grounds..." I gulped. I know I was going to dread the next line.. "...Will HAVE THEIR FUCKING HEAD DISMANTLED FROM THEIR BODY, NOW TRY TO ESCAPE AGAIN! I DARE YOU!"
If it wasn't for the ringing of my ears, I would probably be screaming. Dad, you're going to pay for this. GREATLY. He walked away from me and got back on the stage. The vice principle (I'm assuming) , a Raichu, looked like he wanted to bolt out of there in a second (no pun intended...).
"Now everyone go the right and see what classes you're in. NOW!"
"Y-YES, SIR!" The majority of us screamed like pansies.
When we made it to the boards that had everyone's name in classes by section(Freshman, junior, etc.) and then it was arranged in order of first name. I somehow manged to work my way through the crowd while trying not to touch any of these filthy Pokemon. The last one almost snapped my shoulder!
"Hey kid!"
"!"
Agh, not HIM! And of course, he's talking to me..."Don't bring any attention to yourself... its me the principal...see me, when you have time, in my office tomorrow..."
I was baffled by what was going on, why the hell is he-
"I'm not good with aura, and I heard you're a pretty smart one from your dad... I needed to make contract with someone to communicate like this... do NOT tell anyone about this... until then."
After threatening me, he asks me for help? Bipolar issues, much? Whatever, I was just standing there, breaking out in a cold sweat with my eyes wide and straining like I was trying to see past something. I finally managed to snap out of my trance and find my classes. At the bottom it said we we're stuck here for an hour before our parents came back for us.
" ... I'm not even gonna..." I told myself. making a mental note of my class for the next year I just walked around.
After that we all just kinda dispersed and wandered around. I didn't feel "in" at all with all these Pokemon and I'm just this one human.
I can't even imagine making a "friend" here. Once I leave this place, I am NOT coming back. Especially since that horrifying principle wants to see me. Hmph! As if! Especially after making me look like a fool!
"AYE!"
"!" My head turned to the source of the noise. I went closer to the crowd of people and in the middle stood a Pidgeot and a Tyranitar. You can tell this is a fight. Already. *sigh*
"You think you look tough, motherfucker?! Huh?! Think bowing as apologies for pushing me is gonna cut it? HUH?!"
"..." The Tyranitar wasn't saying a word. Now did he have any kinds of expression on his face. But the size difference between the two and his type advantage, it's no wonder he's not taking this guy seriously.
"What, can't talk?! With yer gay-ass pink shirt with a bear n a heart on it?! HAH! What a fag! Hey everyone, let's laugh at the faggot! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH!"
"...!" I saw his eyes widen for a second. They look so...fierce. When he began to step closer, it was confirmed: bird's gonna die.
"HAH- ! Wh-What, finally getting some balls?" And it looks like you're losing yours. He started backing away. "I-I ain't scared! Come on, git me, I dare you!" If you're not scared, then stop profusely sweating while backing away... The Tyranitar got closer and closer and...patted him on the head? His eyes didn't look so angry anymore. What's with him?
"Wh-Why, you...underestimating me..." The guy was ready to bolt out of there. "DAMNIT!" He went running at rocket speed.
"..." Everyone made no hesitation to mimic the guy's action.
"..."
"...!" And now he noticed me. Ohhhh, fuck...
Well... He doesn't seem like a bloodthirsty monster and all he did was pat the guy on the head. He might be a Pokemon... but he seems nice enough.
"..."
"...?" But still...he's a strange one. A VERY strange one. I can hear the whispers of the others. They probably assumed I'm gonna die again. I hope they're not right. "...!" He pointed to...his shirt? What, is he asking me if I like it or something? "U-Uhh..." I have to admit, it strangely fits with the school jacket, and I guess it's okay?
"I...like it! It's very...cute!" My smile is so fake, it brings a glitched Pokemon to shame.
"...Mm." He nodded, smiling. I bet grunts like that are the only times you'll ever hear his voice. Then, he brought his hand out. Don't he wants to be...friends with me?
"..." I don't like Pokemon, but...I don't even want to know what he'll do to me if I say no, so I accept his offer. "...Alan. That's me. And you?" What's the point of asking, he's probably not even gonna-
"...T-Tyrone." Oh, so he CAN speak words! Or names. Whatever. Then he gave me a low smile. I never thought such a powerful and ferocious Pokemon could be so friendly...is this a trap?
Well I know I can take care of myself... Might as well take the chance.
"Sorry if I seem a little hesitant to... talk.. I was sent here by my dad against my will. When I get back home I'm gonna talk him down so bad..."
Tyrone and I ended up sitting down on the "surprisingly" dry grass as we talked.
"So what brought you here... broke a few rules? Some heads?"
He violently shook his head no. Any harder and I'm sure he would skin someone alive with his strong hide.
"I... wasn't sent here because of that, its my legacy... My dad, his dad, and so on have always come to this school and graduated here. I don't want to be here... I don't belong here..." He looked sad. Like incredibly sad. I was more surprised he wasn't crying but with all these delinquents around it would just cause trouble.
I at least understand him not wanting to be here.
I...put a hand on his ginat thick shoulder and said "Well... you at least have someone to talk to here." And that someone is me I guess...
Geez, I sound like I'm his psychiatrist or something. But at least it made him look happy. "Thank you...Mr. Alan."
"Drop the 'Mr.', Tyrone, and we're cool."
"...Mm." Back to the groaning, huh? Heh...whatever. Maybe he'll be able to keep me alive throughout the year.
"Woah, look! It's Bad Luck Kid with the big, scary guy!" B...Bad Luck Kid? I already have a nickname here...like THAT?
"BLK's not dead again?! He must be an ultra scary dude! Or maybe superhuman?"
"I'M certainly not gonna pick a fight with him! He probably belongs to the yakuza or something!"
"Oi..." I grunted, turning my back to the gossipers.
"EEEK!"
"DON'T KILL US!"
"DON'T GET YOUR SECURITY GUARD ON US!"
They scuttled off faster than a panicked crab. Ah, it'll eventually be time to go. Someone, unbeknowst to them, awaits a unforgettable verbal assbeating tonight. I hope he's ready...
I saw people's cars already back here and the first was my dad's. At least the man knows to come get me when it's time to go.
"I have to go now, Tyrone. I'll see you later, OK?"
I was about to leave when he pulled something out from behind him. It was a cellphone with a green hue, the same as his hide.
"You want me to give you my number right?" He only grunted a yes. Well he's making progress at the very least.
I pulled out my plain black phone and typed in my number and his. Phone buddies now... Yeeeeeeeeaahhh. I gave him back his phone and waved him goodbye. Hmmm... Maybe I can like Pokemon if theY'RE as nice as him.
Just as I walked away and headed for the car I felt something in my pocket. Besides my phone I only had a pack of gum.I pulled out what was in my pocket. It was a small business card.
"I can see you now just fucking my little fuck hole full of spunk. I bet you're hung hard for a human, am I right? Go to the bathroom alone and I'll grab that cock and drain it good...' and at the end was a lipstick kiss mark.
I tried not to bring any more attention than I already have. I glanced side to side until I heard a *pop!*
I turned to the direction it came from and saw the most obscure thing ever...
It was a Lopunny with dyed purple fur where it would normally be cream and he was wearing a pair of biker shorts that stop all up to the thighs, a matching jacket and finally a black newsboys cap.
He looked me dead in the eye and popped another bubble. It was bright green. Just like the pack I had... He smiled at me through the bubble and made a gesture that he was sucking someone off with one hand and pointing at me with the other.
I just turned slowly and walked... faster...faster and faster until I was just running!
When I made it to the car I opened the door and almost jumped into the back seat. The second the door closed Dad started to drive away.
"So... h-how was it? Didja love it?!"
I just laid there with a forearm over my eyes for a second and groaned "'Sooo much..."
"Great to hear!" He sounded so thrilled. "In celebration lets order anything you want! Anything!"
This was one hell of a start...Well if anything We can have some Pizza hut...
So yeah...hope you liked our combo. xD And here's hoping that this will NOT get taken down again. See ya!