Hey welcome to my my first fanfic, it's an SI with a twist it wont be focusing in my Si all the time instead it will sometimes switch to a time line POV and switch back at important moments in the time line.

Updates should be at least once a week.

Disclaimer: I own neither The Stargate Franchise, The Battle Star Galactica Franchise Or The Mass Effect Franchise.

I'm not making any money off them, I like them to much for that

I awake to the sound of pain in my head and screaming. I try to open my eyes to see who was screaming, but I can't open them, it's like they were being held shut. Suddenly my chest begins to constrict painfully and I realize that I was the one who was screaming.

I force myself to calm down and steady my breathing. Now that I am calm, or at least one could be in a situation like this, I manage to crack open my eyes, I have to blink several times to adjust to the harsh glare of the light above me.

"Ahh, your awake, sorry about the pain but that's how these things go unfortunately. Says a calm voice from somewhere behind me "Urghh" I groan "Where am I? who are you? What's happening?" I say quickly despite my throat being sore form the screaming.

"Tell me do you believe in the afterlife?" The voice asks "what kind of question is that now why am I here" I snap at the voice irritated. "please the answer the question" the voice responds. " I don't know I guess I do in a way since it would be pretty shitty if I just faded away."

I answer hoping that this is going somewhere.

"Well you are right in that belief, there is an afterlife but your not going there." said the voice "I'm not going to die am I?" I ask fearfully "No no, you are not going to die, yo are already dead" the voice responds with a chuckle. Before I get a chance to reply the voice speaks again.

"my time is almost up so here are the facts. One you are dead, get over it. Two you have been chosen for a mission. Three you have to save the galaxy in a new reality. Four you have no choice in this matter resistance is futile." The voice walking around to where I can the being.

The owner of the voice is admittedly a looker with medium cut hair as black as dark space. Eyes as red as the fires of hell, and very sharp shark like teeth. He is at a respectable height of 5'7 and seems to be wearing an Nyan cat dressing gown complete with matching slippers.

"who are you?" I ask the being in front of me, unsure I should be terrified at the fact I might be dead, or that this guy is completely insane. "You may call me bob" Bob says with a smirk "Bob" I deadpan "how... original"

"what's this bullshit about me saving a galaxy in an alternate reality" I blurt out. "Well its like you said your going to save a galaxy in an alternate reality" I nodded thinking it might be best if I played along with this being.

"you will have free reign to do what ever you like as long as you complete your mission" Bob tells me as he summons a ball of blue light out of no where. "It is up to you to decide how you want to do it, if you wanted you could bring technology from another universe to help you out, but only once."

I nod my head at him, but before I could ask what I was saving the galaxy from the the ball of light suddenly expanded in a massive flash light"

When the light recedes I notice that there is nothing around me save for the ball of light. it is very disturbing feeling being here now even worse than before, now there is literately nothing no walls, no floor nothing. After a couple of minutes of trying to figure a way out of this, i decide to touch the ball off light.

[well here goes nothing] I think as I reach out to touch it. As soon as my finger came into contact with it, it began to grow and flatten out. When it all stopped it looked like a large computer monitor.

suddenly large amounts of text coming flying onto the screen at a pace I can't track them, a few seconds later it stopped and a what seemed like a form appeared. at the top of the form it said Technological requisition form.

I look down the form to see three drop down lists, it seems I have to pick the technologies I will be taking with me. I click on the first on and have a quick look at what's to offer. I am floored by the amount of stuff that in here, things like the Death star to a Borg cube.

Since I have no idea what kind of reality I'm going into I decide to take the best of what I know from being a sci-fi geek for years.

For the first list I pick to have the USS Odyssey complete with full Asgard upgrades and the Asgard core with their collective knowledge. The second list I chose a Alteran repository of knowledge with a limiter so I don't go ancient when I use it.

For the third and final option I decide that is might be advantageous to get get the FTL jump drives from BSG:2003.

After that I click confirm at the bottom at the form, a new wall text appears to my right, it appears to to be information on the reality I'm heading to. From what I can make out it seem I am going to the mass effect universe to kill the reapers.

"Yes!" I shout happily I have all ways wanted to go to the ME universe, however the next thing I see dims my mood slightly. It looks like I'm going to appear in the year of 2014, so I wont be seeing anyone familiar for a while.

As I finish reading reading the text, it changes and now it says are you ready? with a Yes and No button. [fuck it no point staying here] I think as press the yes button. As soon as I press the button my vision exploded in fury of lights and colors many of them that I did not recognize. When the light Vanished The first thing I saw took my breath away.

right in front of me was unmistakeably Mars. I turn away to look around where I am. I am met with the sight I had seen many times on TV, it was the bridge of the Odyssey. taking a second to breath in, I walk over to the Helm console and start searching for the Alteran repository.

The reason being I had no idea how to fly a ship. I found it in one of the storage rooms along with the limiter. As I was about to make my way over there I see and option to preform a site to site transport. giddy with the things I could do with this, I I tell the computer to beam them to me. with a flash of white light and a musical hum they are transported to me.

First I pick up the limiter. [it seems I have to connect it to the device first] I think. As I near the the repository, the limiter starts beeping and connects to the repository. I look at the the limiter's screen and several folders have come up in English.

There are things like Language, Mathematics, Genetics, Construction and Piloting to name a few. I pick on the piloting folder, it beeps and a line of text comes up saying. {Repository ready for use}. [Hope this isn't going to hurt] I think as I let the head grabber attach itself to my head.

I see multicolored lights before the repository disengages and I collapse from the mental strain. I can feel the the knowledge being accepted to my mind as vision begins to darken at which time I fall unconscious.

As my I return to the realm of the living my first thought is one of confusion. I had expected to have a massive headache that would put most hangovers to shame, but I felt perfectly fine. I walked over to the helm console and studied the controls while unfamiliar I was able to figure out their functions easily enough.

[Time to go make contact with humanity] I think I as I engage the cloak and fire up the atmospheric thrusters rising into orbit.